‘Modern Love’: He’s Gay. She’s Straight. They’re Newlyweds.

“It was love at first cackle”, said the groom.

OP- They do have one thing in common

BOTH connoisseurs of COCK 🍆

Modern love...terrifies me

R1 thanks for the link to the free print version.

Listening to the interview — boy, they kind of have to be heard to be believed.

What does that image mean? Is it her holding him back as he tries to fly away?

R2, I doubt she's a connoisseur of cock if married a gay guy. Repressed lesbian? Asexual?

Didn't we go over this one already? Both Jewish so it works for reproduction purposes.. His family probably has money and producing an heir was a condition of getting his hands on it.

He says in this interview that he had a "conservative Christian" upbringing and talks about "going to church", R7.

I have a cousin, whom I think is more of a repressed lesbian, but she identifies as asexual and dates twinks.

A codependent gay male-hag situation gone too far. Or a self hating gay man??

[quote]r3 Modern love...terrifies me

Modern love...walks on by

[quote]r5 What does that image mean? Is it her holding him back as he tries to fly away?

The ol' ball and chain.

I don’t think this isn’t any way modern love. If anything, it’s quite regressive.

I could never imagine doing this, never even crossed my mind

R13 is right

R14, same.

I want to feel sorry for the wife… but she’s A LOT.

He’s bisexual then.

Does she fuck him in the ass with a strap-on while wearing nipple clamps?

I listened for a few minutes. They both sound insufferable.

"He's a loser, she's a loser and they found love online at losers.com."

A boy & his fag hag get hitched, nothing new here.

[quote] Mr. Hoff walked down the aisle to the scream in “The Phantom of the Opera,” and Ms. Greenstone entered to Dionne Warwick’s “I’ll Never Love This Way Again.”

Often with these kinds of articles the DL will land some excellent observations......but I don't know how we can improve upon that description, honestly......