Do you have a Cher mannequin in your basement?

Can you show us the Liza one?

Did you affix appropriate merkins for each of them?

Describe them as you get off with me.

I use the merkins as ankle warmers and have them all perform a modern retelling of Eastern Parade as if it took place on a 1970s variety show.

You know we all do, OP.

Gorgeous

Anyone who doesn't has no right to post on DL.

I had lunch with her once!

That’s not a basement.

What about a Joan Collins mannequin? I’ve set her up as if she were about to depart on a first class flight.

I will put it next to my Tina Turner wall clock

I knew you stole it R10!

I have a John Travolta mannequin. It’s in the closet in the basement.

No, but I wish I did.

The very concept is terrifying.

I'd fuck me.

I [italic]am[/italic] a mannequin!

Caption this!

Well, the r18 outfit is divoon, I will say that.

Is that what the victim died in?

Is that Lucy in Mame?

I found these behind my water heater in the basement.

Yes. YES! I DO have a Cher mannequin in my basement rathskeller.

And I make her wear this CHEAP EVA GABOR WIG.

Bad Cher! BAD!

That's the Veronica Hamel Doll*

[quote]R22 I found these behind my water heater in the basement.

Could they be refugees hiding from ICE?

Possibly Bolivian.

I can't tell if OP is lying and just found some pics or if he's telling the truth.

But #1 - I would not keep it in the basement! I don't like dolls - but mannequins of gay icons? I'm all in.

How fun would that be - to have Cher sitting at your dining table? I don't think it would get old - if you have the right amount of space for it.

Hell - you could charge admission in the gay community around holidays! $5 a selfie or whatever

Don’t fuck with me fellas! This ain’t my first time at the rodeo!

Basement??? On full display in the living room!!

Yes, it's Cher. Don't gawk at her.

I wish

Nope, but I’ve got a floating plastic Sonny that I scrub my gay gentle bits with in the bathtub.

Reallly bitches? I'm the only mannequin you'll ever need. Let them say we're crazy, I don't care about that Put your hand in my hand, baby, don't ever look back Let the world around us just fall apart Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart

I kind of want one after seeing these.

Who doesn't have a mannequin in their basement? I just love Mother.

For those who don't know (and I hope I'm getting this right) I believe these mannequins are made by a U.K. company called Adel Rootstein. They've made celebrity likenesses for decades, alongside their standard line. (They might have started with Twiggy?) There was also Joan Collins, Kate Moss, Pat Cleveland, Jerry Hall, Donyale Luna, Dayle Haddon, Beyonce...

This is an interview with one former model who was sculpted by the company for their "Lover Boy" and "Locker Room" series.