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This is delicious! Required reading!

Meghan just can’t talk in anything but platitudes. Here she explains away her failures as if it was her decision to fail-not because she’s inept. Honestly, just the part where she explains why she’s ending her podcast is worth the price of admission.

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by Anonymousreply 54July 7, 2025 11:57 AM

Yall keeping this bitch name in your mouths, keeps this bitch running to the bank, despite “separating” from the Royal Family.

by Anonymousreply 1June 18, 2025 2:43 AM

Oh look. Another Meghan thread.

by Anonymousreply 2June 18, 2025 2:44 AM

She just finished the edits on “season 2” of the tv show. Since it finished filming months ago and only afterwards was the decision made to separate it into two seasons, this editing sounds like a desperate effort to smooth over the awkward points that peppered the first half, leaving the boring parts in.

But nothing will ever beat Meghan’s shrill rebuttal, Don’t you know I’m Sussex now?

by Anonymousreply 3June 18, 2025 3:01 AM

More word salad from MM. She talks about “all the learns.”

by Anonymousreply 4June 18, 2025 3:03 AM

[Quote] “I just wrapped edits on season two of With Love, Meghan last week. It’s still ongoing, while also doing a podcast, while also building my business. At a certain point, the only thing I want to spread thin is my jam.”

by Anonymousreply 5June 18, 2025 3:16 AM

She sold it as a “spread.”

MM also claimed she bought fabric remnants (as a kid) with her allowance, went home to her own sewing machine and made hair ties that she sold for $1.00 each.

Previously, MM said she went to the set of “Married with Children” after school. The woman is pathological.

by Anonymousreply 6June 18, 2025 3:31 AM

R1 worth it.

by Anonymousreply 7June 18, 2025 3:36 AM

Oh my God I can't wait! Omg omg I love Meghan!!!! I can't wait to buy the jam and drizzle it on my crepes with little flowers! Meghan is so stylish!

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by Anonymousreply 8June 18, 2025 3:39 AM

That stupid bitch is the gift that keeps on giving.

I do wish that she had gone with her fashion line - she could be her own muse and model, in ill-fitting, hem-trailing, back fat-revealing high end apparel - now in 100% viscose!

A missed opportunity.

by Anonymousreply 9June 18, 2025 3:58 AM

R7 Say less. And I get it. But don’t expect this bitch to act less insufferable. That’s how she making that mafuckin bank.

by Anonymousreply 10June 18, 2025 4:09 AM

[quote]is worth the price of admission

Speaking of platitudes . . .

by Anonymousreply 11June 18, 2025 5:04 AM

"Ass Ever" is a perfect name for her brand. Brilliant!

by Anonymousreply 12June 18, 2025 5:08 AM

"She said that now she is focused on making sure that As Ever can become a “heritage” and “timeless” brand following its initial success."

She's sold a few jars of jam and hasn't restocked the shelves in months....and it's going to be a heritage brand?

“I have turned down a lot of opportunities that are not value-aligned." What, exactly, is value-aligned about her jam biz, her cooking show and her documentary that rips her family to shreds.

She's be so much more likable if she had any capacity for self-deprecation or humility. This article just underscores how hell bent she is on smearing every lens with loads of vaseline to give her an outlandishly fake glow.

by Anonymousreply 13June 18, 2025 12:44 PM

Why?

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by Anonymousreply 14June 22, 2025 6:25 PM

I can’t with this bitch. I won’t even watch it. We all know she’s a failure in life. There’s no need to document or analyze every failure. She fails AT EVERYTHING.

THE END.

by Anonymousreply 15June 22, 2025 6:29 PM

What do they mean, "No more sleeps"? (R14)

by Anonymousreply 18June 22, 2025 6:34 PM

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 19June 22, 2025 6:43 PM

She needs to spray tan herself a little darker before I’ll be interested in any of her “I’m a victim” narratives.

by Anonymousreply 20June 22, 2025 6:47 PM

She's like one of those MLM nutcases who keeps throwing good money after bad to make it appear they are successful when the reality is they haven't turned a profit at all.

by Anonymousreply 21June 22, 2025 6:47 PM

"No more sleeps" is how parents explain to their kids how long they have to wait for something. Two more sleeps (nights) until daddy comes home from his business trip! Three more sleeps until we go to grandma's house!

by Anonymousreply 22June 22, 2025 6:49 PM

R14, it's probably some "cool mom" chat that no one here can interpret.

by Anonymousreply 23June 22, 2025 6:59 PM

The philosophers and intellects of the world fall silent when Sparkles floats by to speak of her "Q4." Hushhhh.

by Anonymousreply 24June 22, 2025 7:11 PM

Sociopathic grifter.

by Anonymousreply 25June 22, 2025 7:13 PM

Wow, only 24 (now 25) replies and already 16 WWs! This isn't a troll thread at all!

by Anonymousreply 26June 22, 2025 8:21 PM

Thanks, R22. I do know what it means, but I can't figure out why that person on Instagram said it.

by Anonymousreply 27June 23, 2025 1:12 AM

I think it refers to the release of more As Ever products (including a wine(. And whaddaya know? They didn't make enough for demand again.

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by Anonymousreply 28June 23, 2025 1:32 AM

^ and there's only 1 room left for the dates you have requested ....

by Anonymousreply 29June 23, 2025 1:53 AM

She sold out again! And, according to reviews, the apricot spread is dire.

The restock included new items such as apricot spread in keepsake packaging and limited-edition orange blossom honey, which sold out within 10 minutes of launch.

"We spent so much time making sure we had SO much more inventory," she explained.

"It's why we took the time and you guys are doing it again! We're nearly sold out on everything, and I can't believe it. Even flower sprinkles," the Duchess beamed in a selfie video set in a glorious summery garden

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by Anonymousreply 30June 23, 2025 2:06 AM

Emma Grede is everything Meghan Sussex wishes she could be. And you just know Emma was sitting there interviewing her thinking, "This person is an idiot."

by Anonymousreply 31June 23, 2025 2:11 AM

R27, this image was posted on the As Ever Official IG page, with the comment “no more sleeps” meaning Sparkle is dropping her overpriced summer load of crap now.

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by Anonymousreply 32June 23, 2025 2:17 AM
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by Anonymousreply 33June 23, 2025 2:34 AM

As Ever? For stuff like jam and honey? That's a stupid fucking name

by Anonymousreply 34June 23, 2025 2:36 AM

Ass Fever. Gas Lever. Has Never!

by Anonymousreply 35June 23, 2025 3:18 AM

Regardless of the rhetoric, it appears she's using the same playbook as last time.

by Anonymousreply 36June 23, 2025 3:31 AM

My playbook is organic and authentic.

by Anonymousreply 37June 23, 2025 3:48 AM

Apparently fat older English women have been given camouflage for their hate of the brown woman.

It's a shame Datalounge allows them to post endless threads about it. One would suffice but their hubris will eventually them in, like every other non gay group that has tried to take advantage of DLs liberal posting policies.

By now DL knows you have all have been banned from the sites that specialize in this topic.

If you know DL history you know your days are numbered for not keeping it to one thread.

by Anonymousreply 38June 23, 2025 3:58 AM

(Still) ain’t nobody checking for you, boo!

by Anonymousreply 39June 23, 2025 4:33 PM

Fun article!

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by Anonymousreply 40June 24, 2025 12:15 AM

Thanks, r40. How can they get away with not listing the ingredients on a food product sold to public?

by Anonymousreply 41June 24, 2025 2:38 PM

Just when you think she can't get any more vacuous or stoop any lower....

by Anonymousreply 42June 24, 2025 6:12 PM

Even stranger, how did Netflix let that slip by since according to the article, they are producing it.

by Anonymousreply 43June 24, 2025 6:31 PM

Ok, the dried flower sprinkles do have ingredients listed.

Also someone on Reddit looked at the source code for the lemon tea and right there it says “republic of tea” brand. It was obv a white label but now, haha, we know where from.

by Anonymousreply 44June 24, 2025 6:42 PM

Wow, with all of the criticism the products, especially the "spreads," have received, I'm surprised nobody noticed the missing ingredient lists until Puck News picked up on it.

It's illegal to sell packaged food products in the U.S. without an ingredient list. I don't think that anything Meghan concocts in her personal kitchen meets a "standard of identity" that exempts As Ever from labeling properly. I wonder if they have basic information like whether the baking products were manufactured on equipment that had previously processed nuts or other allergen information. The only question is whether this gross error is in the Markle team or Netflix.

AI:

[QUOTE]Yes, the vast majority of packaged foods sold in the U.S. are required to have an ingredient list on the label. This is mandated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA)

[QUOTE]Order of Predominance: Ingredients are generally listed in descending order by weight, meaning the ingredient used in the largest amount is listed first, and so on.

[QUOTE]Exceptions: There are a few exceptions, such as foods with a standard of identity where the ingredients are already mandated, or single-ingredient foods like fresh produce.

by Anonymousreply 45June 25, 2025 10:04 PM

And? It's not like anyone believed Sparklea knows how to grow, harvest and package anything.

by Anonymousreply 46June 26, 2025 4:35 AM

kkklan grannies

the gigantic skid-marked undetpants fit.

by Anonymousreply 47June 26, 2025 4:55 AM

Can you imagine a lawsuit of "As Ever" or Netflix if they didn't list possible cross contaminated nut allergens on previously undisclosed and improperly washed or maintained equipment between uses? I don't think they would be the first or ladt.

by Anonymousreply 48June 26, 2025 6:17 AM

^ last

by Anonymousreply 49June 26, 2025 6:18 AM

Required reading?

Lol

by Anonymousreply 50June 26, 2025 6:50 AM

R45, nobody not even the most devoted fan thinks that Markle is cooking this up in her own kitchen. If she were selling at a farmers market regularly, she’d be renting time at a commercial kitchen to produce it. But she’s not. She’s using a white-label factory. She even stupidly showed it in a clip in her Instagram.

Now if she were really serious, she would’ve created her own flavor combinations for the factory to produce. That involves a lot of testing which takes time. It could be the reason the rollout was so delayed but apparently that’s not what happened either. She just picked a flavor they were already producing and relabeled it.

If you want to see the non-edible equivalent of this, look up really expensive candles, the ones that retail for $100. Then look up wholesale companies that produce fragrances. That ‘exotic’ Fig-Amber-Sandalwood scent (eg) is a blend you can buy directly. Sometimes they don’t even change the description.

by Anonymousreply 51June 27, 2025 3:30 PM

Now the rosé wine origins have been revealed.

by Anonymousreply 52June 29, 2025 4:35 PM

What was the article?

by Anonymousreply 53July 7, 2025 3:59 AM

R33 amazing! I wish her enough success to continue because this is hilarious. Has anyone found more details about what goes into the jam (like, if the fruit is locally sourced etc )? I could Google but prefer my info served with a side of DL snark and conciseness in this case.

by Anonymousreply 54July 7, 2025 11:57 AM
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