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Chris Hemsworth: love me, love my erect nipples

Boing.

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by Anonymousreply 14June 17, 2025 11:46 PM

Does Chris Hemsworth masturbate in front of a full length mirror?

by Anonymousreply 1June 17, 2025 11:36 AM

I certainly would if I were him.

by Anonymousreply 2June 17, 2025 11:38 AM

Oh but I do, Chris, I do!

by Anonymousreply 3June 17, 2025 12:26 PM

He's objectively good-looking but he's just never done it for me.

by Anonymousreply 4June 17, 2025 1:29 PM

So fappable! Love him.

by Anonymousreply 5June 17, 2025 2:22 PM

I would sniff his no-no for 2 hours and 37 minutes

by Anonymousreply 6June 17, 2025 8:15 PM

R6 = Margaret White, slowly losing her inhibitions

by Anonymousreply 7June 17, 2025 8:47 PM

Yummy!

by Anonymousreply 8June 17, 2025 8:48 PM

I love Chris and his nipples, and every other part. He's a fantastic actor, and a good husband a father who seems to have good character.

by Anonymousreply 9June 17, 2025 9:30 PM

If only he lacked character….

by Anonymousreply 10June 17, 2025 9:41 PM

Love me,love me presenting

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by Anonymousreply 11June 17, 2025 10:26 PM

Nipple too small

by Anonymousreply 12June 17, 2025 10:34 PM

It's Liam, not Chris, who does it for me.

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by Anonymousreply 13June 17, 2025 11:32 PM

His body looks like it was made in a lab. In a good way. He is sex on a stick in so many ways. I just wanna oil him down and slide around on him for a while. Are his abs real?

by Anonymousreply 14June 17, 2025 11:46 PM
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