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Florida woman squirts on the floor during brunch!

I especially love the screaming woman who is recording the video.

It's like she's in a horror movie!!!!

Of course it's Florida.

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by Anonymousreply 28June 18, 2025 12:43 PM

Must be that DLer who claims to be a British lesbian

by Anonymousreply 1June 16, 2025 11:34 PM

Can't see it, OP

by Anonymousreply 2June 16, 2025 11:37 PM

You have to log in to your Twitter account, R2.

by Anonymousreply 3June 16, 2025 11:38 PM

Lmao she’s no nacho cheese clit flicker. Funny how this appears after I had just commented this girl on the other thread.

by Anonymousreply 4June 16, 2025 11:41 PM

The screaming lady just cracks me up.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Like she's watching someone get murdered. ROFL.

It truly is horrifying, though. What was wrong with this woman??

by Anonymousreply 5June 16, 2025 11:43 PM

R5 It’s truly shocking to some women. They realize how crappy their sex life is.

by Anonymousreply 6June 16, 2025 11:46 PM

Meth

by Anonymousreply 7June 16, 2025 11:54 PM

I do love how the waiter in the background just walks closer and only backs away when she squirts and even then still watching.....you know he went home and jacked it.

by Anonymousreply 8June 17, 2025 12:02 AM

It's the end of us as a civilization. Period.

by Anonymousreply 9June 17, 2025 12:05 AM

R9 End of America....

by Anonymousreply 10June 17, 2025 12:07 AM

This was from a while back.

by Anonymousreply 11June 17, 2025 12:20 AM

R2, you’re better off. It’s pretty fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 12June 17, 2025 12:24 AM

Was she there alone? No friends to drag her skanky ass away?

by Anonymousreply 13June 17, 2025 12:25 AM

That was not a woman screaming.

by Anonymousreply 14June 17, 2025 12:27 AM

Was it the woman from this thread? From 2021?

Crazy covid times.

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by Anonymousreply 15June 17, 2025 12:31 AM

Where is a working link to the incident?

by Anonymousreply 16June 17, 2025 12:33 AM

[quote] I do love how the waiter in the background just walks closer and only backs away when she squirts and even then still watching.....you know he went home and jacked it.

Yup, he was totally turned on.

Cute guy, too.

by Anonymousreply 17June 17, 2025 2:53 AM

That's a lot of fucking juice!

Are we sure it isn't water, or something?

by Anonymousreply 18June 17, 2025 4:49 AM

Is there a statistic for how many females approach this state? I get the impression many never experience this in their lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 19June 17, 2025 5:07 AM

They don’t get that way from a dick, that’s for sure

by Anonymousreply 20June 17, 2025 6:23 AM

Did she just have an invisible baby 'cause that was a lot of juice..?

by Anonymousreply 21June 17, 2025 6:58 AM

I assumed she spilled part of her drink.

The entire thing is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 22June 17, 2025 9:59 AM

Whateva! Whateva! I do what I want!

by Anonymousreply 23June 17, 2025 10:04 AM

This is OLD AS FUCK and we had a long thread on it. Just saying.

by Anonymousreply 24June 17, 2025 10:08 AM

Where is the working link!

by Anonymousreply 25June 18, 2025 11:57 AM

This video is about 4 years old and has been posted all over the internet, including here on DL, multiple times.

Really starting to believe the "dead internet" theory with all of these OTT reactions to a video I've stumbled across at least twice a year for 4 years in a row. "The screaming lady cracks me up!!" Well you're probably a bot, so...

by Anonymousreply 26June 18, 2025 12:22 PM

The internet is NOT dead, but information literacy is dead, or never existed, among a certain pool of very dim DLers.

by Anonymousreply 27June 18, 2025 12:38 PM

In other breaking news in the DL Crypt

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by Anonymousreply 28June 18, 2025 12:43 PM
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