Trump Humiliated as Military Parade to Himself Was a Colossal Flop

Wow OP. You are the first person ever to post about this!

You're brilliant!

Trump cannot blame it on the rain--because it didn't rain.

If anyone else had done something like this, they would have been fired on the spot.

An utter disgrace.

R1. STFU and enjoy Trump's humiliation.

China's Xi Jinping and North Korea's Kim Jong Un called to say: "Trump, you're pathetic."

Trump looks like he's asleep in a few shots.

Sad!

Trump's lame parade versus the counter "No Dictator" rallies held throughout the United States:

If only people could actually die of embarrassment.

While even Trump was falling asleep at this own parade, here is the No Kings protest in deep red Idaho:

He collected close to $8O million for his parade. Perhaps the funds were diverted, like they were for the inaugural balls.

I thought it was paid for by donors?

President Emmanuel Macron of France called to say, "Here's how you do it, asshole:"

^^^^ OMG that makes me want to go back to Paris

Greetings from North Korea

Donald...wish you were here.

"In fact, he was sort of a flop. A great, big, fat FLOP!"

Donald...of with your head.

^**off

Donald guuuurl...this is how you throw a parade:

You're all a bunch of rank amateurs, bitches.

Trump's parade: $50 million to watch a miserable old TACO! Now that's Waste, Fraud and Abuse on full display.

Where the fuck is DOGE now?

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That parade was seriously not effectuating agency priorities.

r22 -

Seems so long ago he came down that escalator, ElderLez. We were nine years younger.

Also seven pounds thinner in my case.

We were so young and innocent then Doris.

Before the Parade Passes By

It cost taxpayers 150 million -50 million for parade and 100 million for Trump to pay Melania to show up.

And not even a ping pong poosey show from the Slovenian Whore.

Soviets did it in the snow. I'm sure all that Russian dongage survived the shrinkage

I fock Kaliforrnea guvern no? Mor beter then orenj man.

Charles had a proper military parade in London yesterday..

(there was an anti-monarchy protest too but the King didn’t send the military to try and quash it…)

Good thing our soldiers don’t waste time practicing marching and twirling shit around. China might look impressive, but none of that shit has anything to do with combat readiness. In reality, the hours they spend practicing a propaganda performance put them way behind.

I'm surprised there aren't any memes out there featuring Don't Rain On My Parade yet.

The shooting in Minnesota was the bigger story of the day, making his lame parade look even more pathetic.

I did see many Twitter posts about how the army soldiers were just phoning it in, not even trying to look organized. Ha!

A big F.U to the fat, orange idiot.

Bonus points for that big, fucking squeaky tank. 😂🤣. That’s pathetic.

The squeaky tank was hysterical followed by the weird reactions from the "guests"

Who sang the National Anthem for the parade? Brendad Ickson?

Squeaky Tank Trump-Squeaky Tank Trump!

I thought that was a TACO Truck . . .

I eat old people’s excrement.

OP pay no attention to R1. There’s always room for more Trump Humiliation threads.

[quote] Sparse Attendance, Confusion and Disorganization: Dismal Scenes From Trump’s Military Parade

Donald Trump threw a military parade in honor of the U.S. Army’s 250th anniversary on Saturday, June 14 (a date that happens to be the president’s birthday) to the tune of $25 to $45 million. But unfortunately for Trump, photos and videos from the big day show sparse attendance and a lack of organization from top to bottom.

50 Thirteen founder Doug Landry shared a series of tweets that documented many issues with the parade Saturday. Landry described the event as “legitimately the worst executed mass attendance event I’ve ever seen” before sharing photos of a sparsely populated Washington Mall, the single checkpoint to which approximately 15,000 people were sent, maps that failed to offer clear direction, dozens of empty checkpoints, and empty VIP bleachers.

Those scenes were replicated by HuffPost deputy editor Phil Lewis, who shared his own photos on BlueSky.

YouTube Brian Tyler Cohen slammed the event on the same platform.

“Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd,” he captioned a video of attendees.

Trump shared a portion of his speech from the event on Truth Social, as well as an uncharacteristically brief summation of the day: “What a GREAT Parade. THANK YOU, ARMY!”

The parade prompted thousands of “No Kings” rallies and protests held on the same day across the United States.

How much of that budget ended up.in his pocket?

If God is protecting this fat fuck then why's he sitting behind bullet-proof glass? Scared bitch.

Laughable the ridiculous black woman on parade video saying ‘’Trump only wants the country to come together’’ give me two minutes with that idiot.

[quote] I'm surprised there aren't any memes out there featuring Don't Rain On My Parade yet.

I'm on it!!

So the crowd was around 15,000. I saw elsewhere it was under 10k. Deep red areas of the county got more people at the no kings protests.

He had to be led away from the podium in a clear dementia flare up. I guess they medicated him so he wouldn't go off script. He looked unwell as shit

I read the cost of the parade could have fed every homeless veteran in America for more than four months.

DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE - BARBRA STREISAND

Haha Donald. There were more people in my movie than showed up for your pathetic parade.

Don Snorleon FAFO how boring military parades are. Hey dummy next year leave the rest of us out of your stupid birthday plans.

^^This will be the last of the military parades after my colossal flop of a parade.

Trump's military parade: Waste, Fraud and Abuse Motherfucker.

Where is DOGE now?

A century ago (1925 to be exact), when the KKK marched on Washington, they knew how to do it right. How far MAGA has fallen in organization skills!

He's inept at absolutely everything he does. Sad!

Straight Pride parades are boring AF.

I'm surprised that Marco Rubio would allow himself to be caught on camera yawning in boredom. He looked really pissed off and fed up. He gets paid the big bucks to sit there for a few hours, and he can't even pretend to be impressed.

I’m assuming Rubio is being worked to death with his 4 jobs.

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Meant to add they should've recruited Kellysnne to lead the parade with her memorable outfit.

It should've had Lara Trump in a slutty cheerleader outfit, twirling a baton.

No contest. Stupidest country on earth.

What the camera didn't catch....

This parade proved that American is not the most stupid country on earth because only 15K twats showed up for this shit fest. I watched the live streams and there were not that many viewers on the streams, either. I watched out of morbid curiosity and did not regret it. Though I finally turned it off when shit stain got up for his longer speech. I caught the weird 2 songs by the country singer, serenading troops frozen in place to watch him. I could see many things wrong with the parade and sense many of the organisational and design glitches of the parade which have since been listed elsewhere. I could see there were certainly enough spectators to fill the viewing stand bleachers opposite the presidential stand, but nobody bothered with that optic. I suppose the few people on those bleacher were carefully screened, but still. Also the parade needed more marching bands and the whole think needed to be miked better into the streams. We just heard the cheesy game show announcer over everything. And apparently in place, few could hear the game show master of ceremony or ringmaster or whatever, announcer at all.

Large human pustule Steven Cheung claims 250,000 showed up to celebrate Trump's birthday. That's the equivalent of one-third of the total population of the District of Columbia, moving into, around, and out of a very localized and highly controlled area. And that's why the claim is laughable.

There’s a new lair for Trump born everyday.

Sad but sometimes I do believe this country deserves Trump The Little-Dick-Tator

I assume that is a typo, r65, but in reality it doesn't seem all that unlikely.

Anything Trump does is half assed. This charade was just the latest example.

The reason his hotels and casinos in AC closed were because they were half assed, fronts for his money laundering operations, rather than full fledged hotels and casinos. And that's why he now only allows his name to be slapped on a hotel for fees: he's incapable of running a hotel (or anything) on a first class day to day basis.

Unfortunately there are 80 million American idiots who fail to see this and think Trump's a wunderkind of organization and efficiency, when the fact of the matter is, he's the complete opposite.

Laughing as I type:

45 million taxpayer dollars produced

6,700 soldiers begrudgingly marching 28 Abrams tanks rolling awkwardly over DC streets Three Dozen thirsty, hungry horses, clopping reluctantly behind

all for 1 obese, girdled, high heeled, unblended orange faced, diapered, shit encrusted gunt, scowling, sleeping and no doubt farting Putin stalker cunt.

All for AT MOST 7k-9k attendees .. A horse and soldier for every 2 attendees.

And so much footage of heavily attended protests dwarfing his pathetic dick tater parade. Priceless

I think we can put it on the Claw Back Tab when the Emoluments Clause is enforced after he leaves.

The parade has passed that mother fucker by…

No confetti

The US Army deserved a better parade than a Trump produced piece of shit.

[quote]Large human pustule Steven Cheung claims 250,000 showed up to celebrate Trump's birthday.

Bitch stole my act!

R68 - so true. The reason why Trump got into casinos in Atlantic City was because of the Mafia. The Mafia had a lot of control over construction in NYC area in the 70s and 80s. He had to deal with them a lot.

The casino was a money-laundering scheme for the Mafia as payback. Anybody could see that from space. Then when it was having difficulties and under scrutiny over the finances, he put all of his casino execs into a faulty helicopter that crashed and killed them all. Then he blamed the irregularities on them. Dead men don't talk.

Look it up. Trump had a fleet of helicopters at the time - but he put them in another one instead that was found to have some issues (looked purposeful) with blades or other mechanics.

He's a murderer on top of everything else.

I remember that crash and was saddened Trump wasn’t on board-very saddened- like really really saddened. Still very saddened.

There is no statute of limitations on murder.

Just watching orange turd from Canada defending Putin. Carney curbed the pricks commentary.

Ooooh I look.forward to the noon news r78

[Quote] The US Army deserved a better parade than a Trump produced piece of shit.

I agree, and it’s a shame Trump hijacked this one.

The soldiers seem to have agreed — they are trained to march and it was clear they were purposefully marching out of step.

[quote] Just watching orange turd from Canada defending Putin. Carney curbed the pricks commentary.

Bless the adults in the room who have to deal with that Russian asset blob of orange shit. It's probably about time for the G7 to become G6.

[quote] It's probably about time for the G7 to become G6

From your lips

I tried to go right, but I left; left, right, left.

LEAVE VLADIMIR ALONE! YOU'RE LUCKY HE EVEN PERFORMS FOR YOU BASTARDS!!!! LEAVE VLADIMIR ALONE!!!!

He deserves nothing less than daily humiliation

It is a fact of life that there were 250,000 persons at the parade, just like it is a fact of life that Steven Cheung is a 175 pound devastating beauty that many people actually confuses with Brad Pitt. Just like Steve Bannon and Caroline Leavitt: their inner beauty just shines through.

R75, 76, 77

Forgotten story in all this mess: Ivana Drump accidentally falls down her spiral staircase, there's no (or very little) investigation, she is quickly buried days later on Drump's golf course in New Jersey.

Accidentally? Really?? I don't think Drump himself killed her, or even had her killed, but c'mon! It's my belief someone arranged for her murder as a warning TO Drump and other family members, (Putin maybe??)

How is it legal to bury someone on a golf course? Can you just bury grandma in your backyard if you want to?

I realize that back in the old, old days farmsteads stayed in the family for generations and they had family cemeteries on them, but in this day and age it's legal to bury someone on a GOLF COURSE?

How were her children ok with this?

This guy gets away with everything, are you kidding?

[quote]How is it legal to bury someone on a golf course? Can you just bury grandma in your backyard if you want to?

He got his golf course registered as a type of cemetery. And as long as there is in person buried there you get some huge tax credit.

What I don’t get is they were divorced like thirty years. How as a child do you let your mother get buried in her ex husband’s golf course? And not take care of it on top of that?

He threatened to disinherit his worthless children if they don't go along with his schemes.

I guess Ivanka and Undertaker have enough of their own Saudi money now

Ivanka is probably already disinherited for not putting out….

Bernie made an appearance.

This is the guy who got draft deferments four times, then dodged military service altogether a fifth time with a fake "bone spur."

I agree that Ivana Trump's death at 73 was suspicious. She dies of blunt force trauma to her torso - not her head or spine, which are the leading cause of death from this type of fall.

There were some paparazzi photos going around showing her nodding off while eating lunch, so I do think she was on heavy meds / prescriptions.

But she could have been beaten up by Russians and thrown down the stairs. They're pretty good at covering up their stuff.

R92 That’s part of the problem. People are not willing to sacrifice comfort for principle when it comes to this man.

What comfort? Being told it's ok to be racists?

R97 Usually in cases like this, the victim is killed some place else and then placed to make it look like an accidental death.

I think I also read that she was holding a glass of wine which was found next to her body. Yet the glass still had liquid in it, or, I can't recall. But it was something to suggest that the glass was strategically placed and she might not have been holding it at all.

He’s not going to leave them anything no matter how much they kiss his ass.

Seriously, I only came on here because I mis-read OP's title of this thread. I thought it read:

Trump URINATED as Military Parade to Himself Was a Colossal Flop