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Today is Father's Day

But I don't have a father.

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by Anonymousreply 5June 15, 2025 8:11 PM

Buckle up, Buckaroo!

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by Anonymousreply 1June 15, 2025 7:14 PM

Ok ,OP, then just take a test tube to dinner.

by Anonymousreply 2June 15, 2025 7:31 PM

His DNA is still male I'm betting Bruce still has his penis. Buck up Brody, go give ur tranny dad a hug!!

by Anonymousreply 3June 15, 2025 7:51 PM

Maybe Brucezilla will get blowed up today. It's in a bunker somewhere in Israel.

by Anonymousreply 4June 15, 2025 8:06 PM

I don't have a father AND I don't have a dinner to take him to, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 5June 15, 2025 8:11 PM
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