This Picture Says It All

He had to sit in the gray heat and humidity, his catheter and Depends oozing non-stop, for three whole hours, without tweeting or texting.

This overgrown baby wanted tanks and planes and adoration from millions for his birthday. He should have been more careful what his Inner Child wished for.

I wonder how much of the $40 million taxpayer bill for this fiasco went to Vairst Ledee's appearance fee.

That photo makes me really happy! What a bunch of losers!

Has Trump tweeted (or whatever he does on his TS) anything about the parade yet? Boasting that it was the greatest, most attended, parade ever and there's never been anything like it?

Pathetic weasel.

This Cunt better live past his term to face those 3 trials again. Immunity or not, I don't give a shit. I want him tortured.

Thanks again conservative Supreme Court, you scum sucking pigs.

R4, i think he's on jis way to Alberta today, for the G7 summit

R4 Gavin Newsom is on it.

OP, yes I watched it live. He was pooping in his diaper.

Someone who saw Trump nodding off during the parade referred to him as "Don Snoreleone."

Melanja looks like she just smelled something REALLY bad

R11 Because she did. Because he just did.

Kim Jong Loon.

Walt Nauta close by on diaper duty.

He usually farts right as he's falling asleep. This had happened numerous times when he was in court last year.

Many people are saying that he looks like he has had a stroke...one side of his face drooping. I saw another clip where he could barely keep his eyes open. Sad last days!

R16 Fingers crossed!

A real King in the UK attended Trooping The Colour, made a traditional balcony appearance to cheering loving crowds, and was featured prominently on today's front pages.

Across America millions peacefully but vehemently attended anti-Trump demonstrations.

Caught between these radiant newsworthy symbols was a pathetic cosplaying desperate old wannabe autocrat - who knew well he was being upstaged by both of the above authentic expressions, and by hard news covering real-time momentous events in Israel and Iran.

Small wonder he was out of sorts at looking third-tier at absolute best. Also not unlikely was the acknowledgement that, for all the military hardware virility symbols he longed to be linked with, he will never again know the joy of sexual fulfilment.

He’s a cunt

I’m curious what distraction Trump will use to shift focus away from this mess.

R6 I appreciate the sentiment, but I’ll be much happier if he drops dead tomorrow. Or today. He can get his comeuppance when he joins his brethren in hell.

[quote]Sad last days!

HAPPY last days!

Vaiest Leddy = "see leetuhl man", see? i tole you, but you don lissen" NO ONE HERE. Good. Make sure check clear".

Looks like dad after losing a fight with mother.

look at the pics again.

varist leddy who has had a refresher and looks more attractive than she did a few months ago, is leaning on her left elbow, away from it.

it is hunched over as if it is sitting on a toilet, poor posture is low class.

bawwon, is nowhere in sight.

Vairst Leddy renegotiated her contracts to have first daughter/wife the fuck away from her at all major events.

That is not the real Melania. This one's hair is much longer and lighter, eyes aren't as squinty as the real one, and just different body language. Apparently there was no price big enough to get the real one to attend. Or Barron. Or Ivanka & fam.

What a pathetic joke.

Why does he sit hunched over, like a chimpanzee sitting on the toilet? Oh well, just seeing him and all of his toadies miserable AF (while the rest of us happily marched yesterday) brings me great joy!

Where were Don Jr and the other one?

golden age — tarrifying....

Jr. and Fredo were there, as was Tiffany. Ivanka and Lurch were no-shows.

Lurch is in remedial summer skool for slow learners.

"I like blue."

Lurch has mastered playing with blocks and soon he will learn his A-B-Cs.

Bitch stole my act!

Antique clanking, squeaking tanks just emphasize how out of date Trump's virility fantasies are. War is fought by drones and mobile special forces now.

maga thought a snazzy airshow with sexy jets would be on display.

nope.

they used old ass barely running tanks from ww2 to offer supplication to orange jesus.

Fitting.

Mel has hair extensions installed. Expensively.

I am filled with such glee when I see this picture. I want him to suffer endlessly.

I’m overjoyed Dump looks so miserable - but as an editor I know you can find almost any facial expression in candid footage if you have enough frames. To anyone who watched the broadcast of this shit-show, would you say that this posture and demeanor was how he appeared a good amount of the time?

R39 This is a screen shot from a 90-second video of him and his miserable troupe of toadies watching the parade.

It was pathetic. He's pathetic.

Yes r39, r40 is right. This was not a fleeting instant.

[Quote] A real King in the UK

😂😂😂

So was this an air-conditioned booth of some kind? Why is she wearing almost a COAT in the summer?

And all of the Republicans with their uniform - blue suit, white shirt, red tie - it's embarrassing.

But they were in a temp-controlled area right? Cuz wasn't it warm and humid?

bald man concerned

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to..

"they used old ass barely running tanks from ww2 "

Modern tanks are too heavy they would have demolished the street pavement

Mel is an ice cold cold war Slovak who feels NOTHING. Her dress sense is not dictated by mundane concerns like the weather, its determined by how expensive the garment, which she doesn't pay, for is.

This is Mel. Period.

It said it ripped up the Jackie O rose garden because ladies heels ( four inch high fuck me pumps) sunk into the sod.

Yes, R39, this still is completely representative of the time he was onscreen, and of the whole group. When they went to Rubio and Mrs. Rubio, Li'l Marco couldn't stop yawning and his wife had severe resting bitch face. Nobody was happy at this hootenany.

[Quote] "they used old ass barely running tanks from ww2 "

[Quote] Modern tanks are too heavy they would have demolished the street pavement

So much cringe in both of these comments.

Why the first one is cringe: before Trump hijacked it, this parade was scheduled as a celebration of the Army’s 250th anniversary, and the Sherman Tank is iconic of America's victory in WWII. They were extremely well-built and served in many armies for decades after WWII. The survivors run fine, 80+ years after manufacture.

Why the second one is cringe: first, see the previous paragraph. Second, there absolutely WERE modern tanks in the parade.

R43 I'm sure they were all in some kind of air conditioned chamber. Otherwise, the convicted felon's orange makeup would've run all over his face and Vairst Ledee's hair extensions would've drooped.

R50 What's "cringe" is anyone trying to pretend this whole fiasco wasn't one miserable embarrassment after another.

Don’t try to save face by putting words in my mouth, r52. Trump making the parade about himself was deeply embarrassing. Which i said in r50.

But the comments about the tanks in the parade were completely moronic.

R53 No, the word "cringe" is moronic.

I see my hopes for a wet bulb event were dashed.

The gray lady chimes in

R26, while I’ve never really leaned into the fake Melania theory, your description is spot on. I noticed these exact differences from her last appearance (looking haggard) and could truly imagine a distant Slovenian relation offering “fake Melania” services for her “genius” green card.

They are obviously pumping him full of drugs so he can appear alert for short periods of time. This silly parade was clearly a time when the drugs had worn off completely.

I think that was real Mel R57. Usually when they trot out the fake one, it's from a distance and she wears a bulky coat and giant cataract sunglasses. I bet real Melanie got a large payment for this appearance.

I find his face more compelling when he contorts it, like babies do when they're having a dump.

Fucking die already.

[quote] Lurch has mastered playing with blocks and soon he will learn his A-B-Cs.

And, even then, those Harvard cunts won’t let him in!

Who is that "waterhead baby" over Bitchler's right shoulder

Not to defend the jerk, but he’s wearing a suit in what must be 100% humidity. Has any of you been in DC in the summer? No wonder nobody there can stay awake.

But wouldn't there be more evidence he was suffering in the heat and humidity r64? Fat slobs are usually sweating buckets.

R63 Probably a Secret Service agent. And Vairst Ledee's probably fucking him.

I uncross legs and give the America army People Best show!

Melania, I'll give you the same advice I received. CLOSE THEM

[quote] Ivanka and Lurch were no-shows.

R30 They seem to have run for the hills after Jan. 6. The fact that they didn’t return for Trump 2.0 suggests to me that he banished them for disloyalty.

No, he doesn't want to be seen with Lurch, because the boy is like Boo Radley.

first daughter wife was in the church when the priestess tried to appeal to maga. Mel had first daughter sitting several rows behind her, she will not put up with her antics. anymore.

Some good signs at the protests.

New meaning for MAGA

Orange Taco doesn't look all that well. I'm hoping he gets his medical advice from RFK Jr.

[reply] No, he doesn't want to be seen with Lurch, because the boy is like Boo Radley.

R70 Except that Boo Radley has two billion dollars of Saudi money under investment, from which Boo takes a hefty management fee. Now that Musk is on the outs, two billion ain’t chicken feed to daddy-in-law, especially for a quiet, no-interest loan. That’s one reason I think Boo’s absence is unexpected.

Looks like he's taking a dump.

So much DL-worthy wit and wisdom in those protest placards - reading them en masse gives a dopamine hit inducing an unusual surge of optimism.

Lurch and Boo Radley are Barron, not Kushner.

What the camera didn't pick up...

[quote]before Trump hijacked it, this parade was scheduled as a celebration of the Army’s 250th anniversary

NO: the Army had been planning a commemoration, but not a parade. The parade, its poor planning, and its ultimate flop, were all Trump's fault.

[quote]The Army stated that plans for the Army's 250 birthday celebration had been in the works for two years, but the parade was Trump's idea and planning for it only began recently

[quote]The parade, its poor planning, and its ultimate flop, were all Trump's fault.

What better preparation and recommendation for the grand new impresario of the Kennedy Center.

The soldiers had to form up at the Pentagon to walk/march to Trump's reviewing stand. That's 5 km in the heat and humidity in heavy combat fatigues.

No wonder they were unhappy, and deliberately sloppy. It was a form of resistance.

Stinky Orange flying to the Canada for G7, and I go back to sleep now. He your problem today Alberta, my check clear. Count Flatula always get the cranky pants tied up in knot when he meet other leaders, and they whisper the mean girl things. You know like, Hey Donald! Nice little birthday party yesterday! And do the many smirks. I text Macron funny insult for him to use later, ha ha! Wish Merkel still there, she do death stare better than me.

Count Flatula

ha ha ha ho ho ho hee hee hee

R63 Turns out the huge-headed lunk behind Vairst Ledee is Walt Nauta, of "help me hide the classified documents!" infamy.

The last military parade. Quite a difference. This is what Trump had envisioned.

That was pretty impressive. How far our government has fallen!

Se. Tammy Duckworth responds to the parade and the fact that the US has the greatest armed forces in the world and we don't have to show it. In her words, Trump is a," Tin pot dictator wannabe."

[Quote] Not to defend the jerk, but he’s wearing a suit in what must be 100% humidity. Has any of you been in DC in the summer? No wonder nobody there can stay awake.

Summer hasn’t even hit DC yet. It’s been cold and rainy for 6 weeks now

Continuing to kiss MAGA ass, Senator John Fetterman made a statement about a recent military parade, expressing his support for the event. He posted on social media platform X, stating: "This parade is comprised of our sons, daughters, mothers and fathers—the very best of us,". He further added, "Regardless of your politics, it's appropriate to celebrate the 250 years of sacrifice, dedication and service,". He praised the parade as a way to celebrate "the very best of us". Trump reposted this on Truth Social.

R90 What a disappointment he turned out to be. Throw him in the trash bin with that bitch from Arizona Krysten Sinema.

From one bad day to another one. Trump opens up a folder, spills paper out of it, then tries to blame it on the wind. What's worse, he says he signed a document with the UK and the European Union. The UK isn't part of the EU.

Could this guy be any more an embarrassing clown?

[quote]Could this guy be any more an embarrassing clown?

As the song says," We've Only Just Begun."

^ Trump is too fat to bend over and pick up those papers. I doubt he can touch his toes.

Why does he always have to show papers and posters like he's in 5th grade making a presentation?

Doubt it? I guarantee he can't and hasn't been able to for decades.