Will you be watching Trump's Military Parade?

Fuck no, I wouldn't watch it if you paid me.

P.S. Local weather forecast:

SATURDAY: Partly sunny and muggy. Afternoon showers and thunderstorms. Storms may be severe, and heavy rain may cause flooding. Highs in the low to mid-80s.

FUCK NO! I'll be waving signs at the No Kings protest!

It would be better to do it on July 4th. Flag Day is kind of minor.

I love that all the major networks are giving it a pass. Must not be much of a major news event. Ho hum...

Please fuck off, OP.

Looks like it'll on CNN and Fox of course.

R3, saying it's on "Flag Day" is an excuse for him to having a parade on his June 14 birthday. That's all he cares about.

I'll be celebrating my Mom's birthday (RIP Mom), who hated that she shared a birthday with that man.

Will all troops be expected to turn their faces toward Trump as the pass him by sitting on his throne?

Ideally they will march through the rain for a while & then have to quit because of lightning. That would cause more disruption than simply canceling it. Wonder if they will try to reschedule it? Maybe next year?

Absolutely NOT!

I wouldn't watch a minute of it and am hoping for tornadoes, floods, and fires for his fascist fantasia (sorry DC). I will be attending the local protest with as many friends and family as I can muster.

Like hell I will!

No fucking way. Such a depressing week. Brian Wilson died. Then that Senator from California got ICEd. And now this. I'm going to listen to Pet Sounds. Thankfully, I was a teen when it came out, so I don't have too much longer on the planet.

There is a chance that he'll get struck by lightning and die. That would be AMAZING!

I hope it does storm in DC tomorrow. With all of the environmental and National Parks cuts, Mother Nature is mad and does not want this parade either.

So all the money DOGE 'saved' is going to Trump's birthday parade.

And who benefits from this, except Trump's ego?

So much winning!

DC is hoping for that too, R11.

The only parade of Trump's I will attend is his funeral parade, and then only to moon the casket passing by.

Of course not. No self respecting American should be participating or watching this fucktard event.

R18 Champagne for everybody!

I hope and pray it storms all fucking day long in Washington. If we're lucky maybe a big lightning strike will take out as many MAGATS as possible.

I might stream it in case somebody takes the opportunity to …

I will be at the gym. My gym only plays sports on the overhead televisions.

If there are thunderstorms, the Jewish Space Laser would get plausible deniability for doing what needs to be done.

I’m going to a No Kings rally n small town Michigan because they need numbers. Fuck this motherfucker! And make sure he gets zero pleasure from the fucking.

I signed up and received my (limited, ha, ha, ha!) tickets instantly on Wednesday. Unfortunately, Ima Jackoff and Don Oldman have changed their minds about attending. I have a charity event that I am participating in, so I figure I did my small part, instead of being at a protest. Hopefully two deplorables weren't able to get the two tickets I won't be using.

I'm hoping lightning strikes the reviewing stand.

No thank you I've already seen it.

I will watch it on the news, just for the grisly spectacle of it. Americans, what were you thinking?

I'd rather watch the Pope...and I'm an atheist.

[quote] I might stream it in case somebody takes the opportunity to …

A girl can dream R22

I would watch if it was guaranteed that he'd drop dead live on TV. Otherwise, I have sufficient.

Miss Lindsey will be a parade feature. She loves them.

R11, you forgot pestilence, famine and plague!

In TV and film, if there is a lighting strike 6 miles from the shooting location, the crew has to stop filming and shelter in place and wait until it's 30 minutes from the last strike 6 miles away.

The rehearsal looked pretty half-hearted. Makes you realise they spend a lifetime practising for those North Korean spectacles.

I hope someone in the armed forces does like a Bill Murray and leads them all in different directions.

I not go. Important meeting viz security detail.

R25 a small town in Michigan? Fabulous Ferndale? That is the only mi city I saw that is actually small.

Yeah, and don’t forget the menopausal strength vaginal lube, Vairst Letty, if you want us to do our job properly.

Let's hope that all the demonstrations are peaceful

You don’t have to roll over protestors with tanks standing in front of tanks. That is strictly optional. And messy. Tazers, rubber bullets and batons would work quite well.

I will be watching to see. I was after all a history major and this is fucking US history unfolding..

Wouldn't surprise me if someone is planted to do this so that the military can show strength pulling him away. All for show.

Or am I being cynical?

I'd sooner watch a "One Day at a Time" marathon: "The Best of Bonnie."

What channel, r43?

Well the claim is being made that many of the protestors in LA are paid agitators . So it’s possible. If one shows up to stand in front of a tank today he will be removed without major force and America will cheer.

Being on the wrong side of history , the wrong side of the majority of the country , as far as future and past but recent elections really sucks.

11% of the country is a progressive.

I'd much rather watch a real king's birthday parade going on today.

With this shit going on, I don't wanna hear any MAGA fuckfaces complaining about "government waste" from this point forward.

How often does the US Army have to implement plans for a giant mobilization like this? Not often. Lessons will be learned.

ALL US deployments even peaceful ones like the typical med cruise cost a shit load of money,

It’s the hot men prepping that make a military parade grand. They make my poosie wet.

I’m across the river from DC and it was already hot and miserably humid at 8am.

I'll be sitting on my dildo.

Our Army marches the streets of DC in a parade and gay men like R51 will be sitting on his dildo. :-)

You have given good insight into last November's vote.

Take it to "Truth" Social, Hortense.

Please report for retraining r52. It is not "our" army. It is Trump's army, his personal plaything to use as he wishes, including, when the time comes... well, I'll explain that part on the Signal chat.

I am- I am going to watch it bent over with my pants down and my ass against the screen.

These treasonist, criminal, racist, rapist, zenophobic, and homophobic corrupt fuckers can KISS MY ASS!

No, because all of you are going to watch it and give minute-by-minute updates.

The Orange Parade

Will the Senatrice be doing her best breathy Marilyn Monroe impersonation, singing Happy Birthday to Trump?

[quote] No, because all of you are going to watch it and give minute-by-minute updates.

They can’t help themselves. They live Trump 24/7.

[quote]Will the Senatrice be doing her best breathy Marilyn Monroe impersonation, singing Happy Birthday to Trump?

wouldn't miss this cheesy, maga-porn for nuthin’

can't wait to see who'll cry for the cameras.

they got some shawty-brat, low-energy, third-rate turd named noah hicks to sing. gurl...

This parade would be a disaster if these halfwits had 4 years to plan it. Whatever they pulled out of their asses in 4 months will be hilarious

After the Civil War, Robert E Lee said his greatest regret in life was choosing a military career. As president of Washington and Lee University, the students marched as was the custom at the time. Lee made it a point to march with them out of step.

It occurred to me that this would be a wonderful protest by the Army. The horses could walk with their heads down, and the dog would need to be carried.

Weird that it’s in the evening—6:30 pm

^ For the fireworks

RAIN...THUNDER...LIGHTENING......

Text me when shots get fired towards you know who. Thank you in advance.

You know that one of the marching bands is going to be required to stop in front of the dais and play Happy Birthday, in what will be described as a moment of 'whimsy'.

R68, TOTALLY

Seventy-six trombones led the big parade

With a hundred and ten

coronets close at hand

Hell no.

Unfortunately, it looks as if the heavy thunderstorms will hit after the parade is over.

Just in time to wash the incontinent MAGA's piss off the DC streets.

It’s pretty weird, what with the announcer and all.

No. absolutely can't stand the site of him, nor the sound of his voice.

Its no Bastille Day, I'll tell you that much!

So how was it? I was surfing around channels and came across it on MSNBC, and Trump looked rather bored.

Lame and trashy but not campy.

Countdown 3, 2,1 until R52 starts SHREIKING and WAVING her fat little hands about the evil transes taking over the universe.

R52 has disappeared for me

I've seen a couple of shots where he looks pretty miserable (it must have been obvious that turnout was low), and everyone around him looks bored. Our military doesn't waste its time practicing for parades, thank goodness, so it couldn't have been much to look at. He was probably expecting something like what the North Koreans put on.

Plus it was so humid that everyone must have been sweating horribly.

Maybe the faux-Christians heard about the possibility of lightning and were worried about being smited by God for their hypocrisy.

Ove 300,000,000 million people watched the Tribute to America Parade from their homes. The greatest moment in US history.

I wonder if there were any taco trucks at any of the No Kings protests ?

Mel looked happy. Guess Laura Loomer is on diaper change patrol tonight. More time to fuck Secret Service agents!

I saw a redneck in a lifted pick up, naturally, flying American, Confederate and Trump flags today on the freeway. I just shook my head and thought "what an attention seeking loser". Magats are trolls.

The " No Kings" organizers must take over the mobilization of voters for next year's midterms.

Mel had a smirk on her face. And she has made sure that bitch first daughter is no where near her at any event .

[quote]"Hitler didn't steal the power, his people voted for him, then he destroyed his people." - Pope Francis, Jan. 2017