Jerry Seinfeld laments loss of "dominant masculinity"

Apparently "dominant masculinity" means dating 17-year-old girls when you're 40

The guy who constantly whined about the mundane aspects of life was an alpha?

From last year:

Because when you think of rugged masculinity you think of Jerry Seinfeld.

I always believe he enjoyed being feminine.

Dominant masculinity like fucking a 17 year old when you're 38?

Jerry Seinfeld is pure garbage.

Never once watched that Jerry Schonfeld sitcom. Never thought Schonfeld was funny.

Is the Soup Nazi his new ideal?

Jerry had a distressed meltdown when our dear, dotty Larry thought SEINFELD had been cancelled:

If Jerry Seinfeld thinks he is a model of "dominant masculinity," HE IS WRONG!

He misses dominant masculinity... UP HIS MUSSY!

Wasn’t his wife only 17 when he started dating her at 37. Yet you fradulent hoes talk ish about Queen Bey and Jay dating at 18 and 29 perspectively.

Make it make sense Heavenly Father. Make it make sense.

It’s not the argument. It’s the hypocrisy. And Seinfeld is my favorite sitcom of all time.

I can't stand his whiny voice. He's definitely not masculine, unless he's talking about the kind of men he prefers.

Howard Stern’s fights with Jerry and Gilbert doing nonstop Jerry Seinfeld impersonations were hilarious. They called him once and ate up all the tape on his answering machine with Gilbert impersonating him. “I invented the three camera set up. Before my show, people didn’t have funny neighbors.” 😂

He's probably the least masculine heterosexual man alive. Prissy, fussy, soft as a pillow and incredibly easy to offend. I know 50 gay men who hare objectively ore masculine on traditional traits like athleticism, mechanical skills, and general demeanor. He'd probably be mistaken for gay in an actually masculine environment, [italic]and he knows it[/italic], which explains a lot of this. He's deflecting the way all bullies do. He knows he's a swishy nebbish with soft hands and zero real world skills, and he does this to make himself look more "manly." The same reasons he fucked teenagers in his middle age; he's insecure and needs to compensate.

OP = triggered Frau and/or trans, enraged on a gay men’s website that someone would dare speak positively of masculinity.

Seethe OP! Seethe girl !!

More like he misses metrosexuality. Now there was a guy who used eye cream in the 90s.

Washed up masculinity, so sexy!

[quote] He'd probably be mistaken for gay in an actually masculine environment, and he knows it, which explains a lot of this.

He had a whole ongoing bit about how people assumed he was gay because he was thin and neat.

Teacake: you're like a schoolchild saying the same two catch phrases all the time in all your replies to posts:

- "I said what I said" OR

- "make it make sense"

Oh, and you always have to insert/inject Beyonce in some manner or another.

For the love of God, please stop with the repetitive and stupid declarative statements for everything.

Thanks in advance.

Jerry is the most masculine man I know!

How would Jerry Seinfeld know anything about that? Seriously.

I knew this article was written by a woman before I even opened it.

His wife looks like a total ball buster.

Did anyone EVER think Jerry Seinfeld was masculine?

Her?

Ex funny man has opinion. Big whoop.

His whiny voice was incredibly nellie. He's lecturing US about masculinity? Gurl please.

This is as hilarious as that dork Zuckerberg crying for more masculinity in the workplace

[quote]Wasn’t his wife only 17 when he started dating her at 37. Yet you fradulent hoes talk ish about Queen Bey and Jay dating at 18 and 29 perspectively...Make it make sense Heavenly Father. Make it make sense...It’s not the argument. It’s the hypocrisy. And Seinfeld is my favorite sitcom of all time. What a moron.

I know this is Teacake and not worth responding to, but where does this idiot see "hypocrisy?" The entire thread is mocking Seinfeld and several referenced his ephebophilia.

Your average drag queen is more qualified to talk about "dominant masculinity" than Jerry Seinfeld.

He sounds so out of touch. Maybe he should go find a nice shady porch with a sturdy rocking chair to sit in as he continues to age into a wrinkled, bag of bones sourpuss.

Jerry is now a lunatic Zionist playing dress up as an IDF soldier. He’s as phony as Debra Messing. Larry David is probably no longer speaking to him.

Jerry is not even a Beta, he's more of an Omega.

In what world does *he* or his bitch-tits qualify as masculine?

[quote]Did anyone EVER think Jerry Seinfeld was masculine?

Did anyone EVER think he was funny? His stand ups were terrible. And he still never got the message making them part of his series clips was so cringe.

Didn't this motherfucker date a teenager when he was like 40?

[quote]Jerry Seinfeld laments

Stopped reading.

Brave, R38. Brave.

He's been an increasingly bitter and sour man the past 10 years in interviews. I haven't seen one where he appears pleasant and in a good mood.

You know why he likes dominant masculinity? Because his WIFE rules the house and the kids. A LOT of Jewish women do - and I've seen a lot of henpecked Jewish married men.

Grow some balls then Jerry.

I wonder if Julia will address it. The last time he said something stupid, I think about how poor Jerry no longer believed it was possible to be funny because the woke mob will cancel him. Enjoy you certainly took the high road, but she publicly said that was nonsense.

I didn't realize Jerry Seinfeld is 71 now. He is completely irrelevant at this point.

He's an absolute asshole. I never had an opinion of other than it was creepy that he dated Shoshanna, but his comedians getting coffee show showed him to be a complete seething asshole. There's something seriously wrong with him. Like sociopath wrong with him

When the fuck was Jerry Seinfeld ever dominant at anything but whining?

Fuck him and his fucked up reality

I know this. Whenever I think of a REAL MAN and MASCULINITY, I think of Jerry Seinfeld.

R46, you stole my comment. Seriously, who the fuck does he think he is, Arnold?

He was always a yutz.

When I watched the first episode of Seinfeld in 1989, I thought Jerry’s inflections and mannerisms were reminiscent of a Jewish mother from an outer borough of NYC or Long Island (i.e., HIS mother). Trust me, I should know. The qvetchy whining with raised inflections for emphasis; the waving hands. I thought it was hilarious, and I wondered if he was gay.

R49, I thought that too and I"m not even Jewish.

[quote] Jerry is now a lunatic Zionist playing dress up as an IDF soldier. He’s as phony as Debra Messing.

He’s “now” a lunatic Zionist?

[quote]Larry David is probably no longer speaking to him.

Larry would not publicly make grand statements but his ex-life and aspiring writer Nepo-kid signed a pro-Israel open letter.

Larry probably hates both sidesbut he doesn’t do cancel culture and is still friends with Cheryl and Jeff.

LOL because Jerry is one estrogen shot away from being a female.....they always complain the most - me thinks he has a secret.....

All he has done and continue to do is complain about everything. That's it, that's all. I never enjoyed his show because it was so relentlessly sour.

It's also not just because he's turning into the "old man yells at cloud" cliche, but Jerry Seinfeld knows he can grift the fuck out of the RWNJ/Conservatives/MAGAtards with this "loss of dominant masculinity" stuff. Most of the popular RWNJ podcast hosts, influencers, etc. depend on these groups and apply this manipulative tactic. MAGA especially are the easiest marks in the world because they respond on autopilot to the buzzword-filled opinions. Did Jerry also throw the word "woke" somewhere in there too? Woke is still a magic bullet for the grifter class because it's a lolly/pacifier that draws MAGA world like flies to shit.

Comedians love to dog-whistle about woke.

They’re allowed to tut tut at social issues and make fun of politics in their routines. But when an overweight blue-haired bisexual does it earnestly it’s killing the culture.

You guys remember the late '60s and '70s, no?

Many men feared masculinity in boys was going the way of the dodo back then, too, when the counterculture movement and the New Hollywood were in full force.

What with boys sporting long hair and wearing unisex clothes and being represented by effeminate teen idols like the Cassidy brothers et al.

But masculinity came back in the '80s and lasted through the '90s with hypermasculine action stars like Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Van Damme, Segal, etc.

Same thing will happen under MAGA, after the radical gender-fluid woke era of the 2010s and 2020s.

Only this time, the return to dominant masculinity will be *more extreme and lasting* as MAGA takes over every aspect of American life, including whatever the TV/film industry morphs into this century.

Thus, emasculated men (many who are liberal) will become subjects of ridicule.

In short, liberalism and feminism may have thrived in the late 20th century into the 21st, but they will go into decline as men begin to fight back and ultimately win.

Already we're starting to see the early stages of this.

The rest of the 21st century belongs to men and conservatism.

^^ so where does that leave you?

[quote]When I watched the first episode of Seinfeld in 1989, I thought Jerry’s inflections and mannerisms were reminiscent of a Jewish mother from an outer b

Jerry is an old Jewish woman. Who does she think she is?

[quote]The rest of the 21st century belongs to men and conservatism.

The world only spins forward, Soothsayer.

[quote]The rest of the 21st century belongs to men and conservatism.

It's 2025. You're an idiot. Someone in 1925 saying they knew how "the rest of the 20th century" would turn out would similarly be regarded as an idiot.

R16 are you okay?

He’s no Jon Voight.

R53, same here. “Relentlessly sour” indeed. Just an angry, caustic fuck. I can’t stand his show.