Body Groomers/Ball Shavers

Go to a professional men's grooming salon. I have cocknballs and hole waxed or trimmed but a sexy otter. Nice lotioning afterwards. It's essential.

By a sexy otter

I wish there was one of those around here.

I need that, R1. The pubic hair on my balls and taint (and probably butt crack as well) is gradually turning white and getting extremely coarse and scraggly in texture. At this point the smooth look and feel would be better than what I’ve got.

Once a year, I go to an esthetician and get it all waxed off - around the dick, my balls, and in the butt crack. The guy who does it is very good at it and there's very little pain.

And it feels wonderful afterward.

I've never understood, with respect to the dick and balls part, why a Mach razor that has 3-5 blades and a lubrication strip isn't enough for this. That's all I ever do, every 2-3 days in the shower (or when I suspect I'm gonna get lucky).

Those "trimmers" and maybe good for manscaping body/pubic hair only, imo.

^^ are (not "and")

R6 I've used my Mach 3 razor down there before, but I prefer waxing because it keeps those gnarly pubes at bay longer.

I agree about the razor being enough. Mach 3 or even a single blade razor works. Trimmers just seem unnecessary to me, unless you have the dexterity of a drunk elephant.

Have you considered an Epilady?

It’s a just a cohort of liars, cheaters, nail painters and ball shavers!

A regular razor won't help with trimming the other parts.

"Burn 'em off."

[quote]unless you have the dexterity of a drunk elephant.

Some of us are just naturally klutzy.

R12, yes. I use a Wahl clipper for the other stuff.

I use Black and Decker.

I use the same Bodygroom daily on the pubic area. But I shave everything once a week. I bought an at-home laser hair removal device, and it's slowed hair growth, but it hasn't completely eliminated it.

I used to manscape all the time when I was younger. No problems. Now I get horrible ingrown hairs sometimes. Why is that?

Shaved balls are disgusting. Are people really still doing that?

I use Nair on my balls and hole. I get the Men’s version, although there is probably no difference. 5 to seven minutes is long enough. If you feel it burning you’ve left it on too long. Smooth as a newborn. And the major difference is that the hair doesn’t itch like crazy when it starts to grow in like with a razor. You never have itchy stubble for some reason.

^but don’t fart in public. When you’re that smooth, even the smallest poot will sound like a thunderclap.

You can do it yourself with a wax pot and wax from Amazon for about 40 dollars for the pot, and you get a ton of wax. I do my ears, my nose etc as well. Not the garden just the tree lol. I get hair up my shaft to the sem circumcised head. The wax only sticks to the hairs and does not pull it from the root. If it did it would never grow back, I have mastered doing my butt and cock so well I do my husbands, which has lead to some interesting fun times lol. Its to the point now when he say he needs waxing he has a semi just thinking about it lol,

R19 - If you want them in my mouth, they need to be hairless.

Only men over 60 are still shaving down there

I utilize a blow torch.

I feel fucking lazy compared to some of you guys. Wow.

R22 - do you have a link? Asking for a FRIEND! OBVIOUSLY!

Have the guy who's going to be topping you take care of this. Make it part of foreplay.

[quote] I use Black and Decker.

You mean like a weed whacker. That seems problematic.

[quote] ^but don’t fart in public. When you’re that smooth, even the smallest poot will sound like a thunderclap.

Good lord - was that you in the line at Starbucks. I thought a small explosive device had gone off.

for R22 cheaper than I sad

Like I’m gonna put some synthetic Chinese bullshit all over my balls and around my hole. No, sir.

I used to use a Nair-type product they would sell at a discount beauty supply shop. Worked like a charm but they stopped selling it so I tried the actual Nair product. That shit took off about six layers of delicate skin and made my butthole bleed.

r31 as opposed to what you let around your balls now?

My balls breathe free…until I cringe at their gray-hairiness . Then it is time for Norelco.

R17 - What make and model? Sounds like it works?

I have nicked my ball sack too many times with clippers and razors to ever trust them. That’s why I use Nair, and R32 you can’t leave it on longer than 5/7 minutes. Sometimes even if you just feel it tingling, it’s too late for you.

Oddly enough, I used to get jock itch sometimes from not drying off completely after a gym shower. When I used the nair, that would murderlize whatever bacteria was down there. Worked better than anything else.

TIL I learned there was a word (nay, a SONG, even) called "murderlize."

There is a new product that is nair like for you balls and butt.

I use the Lawn Mower 5.0 by Manscaped. Dumb name, but a great device. I used to have a Phillips Bodygroom, and that nicked me all the time. The Lawn Mower doesn't nick me and it has a built-in "headlight" which is very helpful to see in nooks and crannies.

I had the Lawn Mower in my cart and decided against it. I may have to give it a try