Alright, DL. I'm hoping to get some honest testimonials for the best body groomer out there. Specifically, a good one for the bouncy boys that'll leave 'em smooth and boo-boo free. I've used several over the years, with the most recent being the Philips Norelco Bodygroom 7000 series. I like it but I've had a few unpleasant nicks while using. I've done some basic research but wanted to cut through the noise and see what DL might have to say. I'm not hairy above the waist so I'm more focused on the balls and taint. Thanks in advance.
Body Groomers/Ball Shavers
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 8, 2025 10:03 PM |
Go to a professional men's grooming salon. I have cocknballs and hole waxed or trimmed but a sexy otter. Nice lotioning afterwards. It's essential.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 12, 2025 7:01 PM |
By a sexy otter
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 12, 2025 7:02 PM |
I wish there was one of those around here.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 12, 2025 7:08 PM |
I need that, R1. The pubic hair on my balls and taint (and probably butt crack as well) is gradually turning white and getting extremely coarse and scraggly in texture. At this point the smooth look and feel would be better than what I’ve got.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 12, 2025 7:12 PM |
Once a year, I go to an esthetician and get it all waxed off - around the dick, my balls, and in the butt crack. The guy who does it is very good at it and there's very little pain.
And it feels wonderful afterward.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 12, 2025 7:37 PM |
I've never understood, with respect to the dick and balls part, why a Mach razor that has 3-5 blades and a lubrication strip isn't enough for this. That's all I ever do, every 2-3 days in the shower (or when I suspect I'm gonna get lucky).
Those "trimmers" and maybe good for manscaping body/pubic hair only, imo.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 12, 2025 7:49 PM |
^^ are (not "and")
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 12, 2025 7:50 PM |
R6 I've used my Mach 3 razor down there before, but I prefer waxing because it keeps those gnarly pubes at bay longer.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 12, 2025 7:51 PM |
I agree about the razor being enough. Mach 3 or even a single blade razor works. Trimmers just seem unnecessary to me, unless you have the dexterity of a drunk elephant.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 12, 2025 8:35 PM |
Have you considered an Epilady?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 12, 2025 8:38 PM |
It’s a just a cohort of liars, cheaters, nail painters and ball shavers!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 12, 2025 8:48 PM |
A regular razor won't help with trimming the other parts.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 12, 2025 9:12 PM |
"Burn 'em off."
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 12, 2025 9:15 PM |
[quote]unless you have the dexterity of a drunk elephant.
Some of us are just naturally klutzy.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 12, 2025 9:25 PM |
R12, yes. I use a Wahl clipper for the other stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 13, 2025 6:04 AM |
I use Black and Decker.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 13, 2025 6:09 AM |
I use the same Bodygroom daily on the pubic area. But I shave everything once a week. I bought an at-home laser hair removal device, and it's slowed hair growth, but it hasn't completely eliminated it.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 13, 2025 3:15 PM |
I used to manscape all the time when I was younger. No problems. Now I get horrible ingrown hairs sometimes. Why is that?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 13, 2025 3:41 PM |
Shaved balls are disgusting. Are people really still doing that?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 13, 2025 3:44 PM |
I use Nair on my balls and hole. I get the Men’s version, although there is probably no difference. 5 to seven minutes is long enough. If you feel it burning you’ve left it on too long. Smooth as a newborn. And the major difference is that the hair doesn’t itch like crazy when it starts to grow in like with a razor. You never have itchy stubble for some reason.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 13, 2025 3:59 PM |
^but don’t fart in public. When you’re that smooth, even the smallest poot will sound like a thunderclap.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 13, 2025 4:00 PM |
You can do it yourself with a wax pot and wax from Amazon for about 40 dollars for the pot, and you get a ton of wax. I do my ears, my nose etc as well. Not the garden just the tree lol. I get hair up my shaft to the sem circumcised head. The wax only sticks to the hairs and does not pull it from the root. If it did it would never grow back, I have mastered doing my butt and cock so well I do my husbands, which has lead to some interesting fun times lol. Its to the point now when he say he needs waxing he has a semi just thinking about it lol,
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 13, 2025 4:43 PM |
R19 - If you want them in my mouth, they need to be hairless.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 13, 2025 7:01 PM |
Only men over 60 are still shaving down there
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 14, 2025 1:32 AM |
I utilize a blow torch.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 14, 2025 2:14 AM |
I feel fucking lazy compared to some of you guys. Wow.
R22 - do you have a link? Asking for a FRIEND! OBVIOUSLY!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 14, 2025 2:25 AM |
Have the guy who's going to be topping you take care of this. Make it part of foreplay.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 14, 2025 3:21 AM |
[quote] I use Black and Decker.
You mean like a weed whacker. That seems problematic.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 14, 2025 4:07 AM |
[quote] ^but don’t fart in public. When you’re that smooth, even the smallest poot will sound like a thunderclap.
Good lord - was that you in the line at Starbucks. I thought a small explosive device had gone off.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 14, 2025 4:14 AM |
Like I’m gonna put some synthetic Chinese bullshit all over my balls and around my hole. No, sir.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 18, 2025 2:02 PM |
I used to use a Nair-type product they would sell at a discount beauty supply shop. Worked like a charm but they stopped selling it so I tried the actual Nair product. That shit took off about six layers of delicate skin and made my butthole bleed.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 18, 2025 4:18 PM |
r31 as opposed to what you let around your balls now?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 18, 2025 5:34 PM |
My balls breathe free…until I cringe at their gray-hairiness . Then it is time for Norelco.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 18, 2025 5:37 PM |
R17 - What make and model? Sounds like it works?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 18, 2025 5:53 PM |
I have nicked my ball sack too many times with clippers and razors to ever trust them. That’s why I use Nair, and R32 you can’t leave it on longer than 5/7 minutes. Sometimes even if you just feel it tingling, it’s too late for you.
Oddly enough, I used to get jock itch sometimes from not drying off completely after a gym shower. When I used the nair, that would murderlize whatever bacteria was down there. Worked better than anything else.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 20, 2025 5:52 AM |
TIL I learned there was a word (nay, a SONG, even) called "murderlize."
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 20, 2025 7:24 AM |
There is a new product that is nair like for you balls and butt.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 8, 2025 4:43 PM |
I use the Lawn Mower 5.0 by Manscaped. Dumb name, but a great device. I used to have a Phillips Bodygroom, and that nicked me all the time. The Lawn Mower doesn't nick me and it has a built-in "headlight" which is very helpful to see in nooks and crannies.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 8, 2025 8:46 PM |
I had the Lawn Mower in my cart and decided against it. I may have to give it a try
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 8, 2025 10:03 PM |