Who are these guys?

Santa's gay brothers, Manta and Fanta.

Yeah They live in Provincetown they’re very nice guys

Which one of them is you, OP?

I'd be proud for EITHER of them to be in me, R3! And thanks for such a sweet question!!!

The No-Shame Sisters-Nancy & Nellie

They make themselves look older and out of shape by wearing that type of swimwear.

These are Lindsey Graham's bodyguards Jeff and Evelyn.

Guys like these are a dime a dozen in Palm Springs.

I have just the coin slot for that dime

Can you describe how these guys are not muscle Marys?

Obvious AI enhancement, look at the arms on both of them especially the forearms

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I'd gladly pound both holes!

Two roided-out AI fossils?

Good lord

They are on Instagram. Yes, they are in Provincetown and have a beautiful home. I am envious.

Do I say something positive or negative? Dl is tearing me apart!

Poz isn’t a thing in DL world.

What’s the IG tag, R16?

Can I just say that the matching facial hair is not a good move.

R19 @brintsf and @kensloanart

Muscle-Marys. Funny

R8 - I thought they WERE in Palm Springs - at a glance it looks like the type of trees (I forget the name of them) you see around swimming pools in PS. But I looked closer and it's different trees.

I don't find the roided look hot at all. Not for me.

Mr and Mr Tryhard

Do you know who their drug supplier is?

Mr and Mrs. Yeccch

How old do we think these guys are? Guy on the right has to be early 60s, right? Guy on the left is 50?

I think that they’re cute. Big hairy thighs are a plus for me.

The guy on the right is incredibly hot; the guy on the left is still doable.

They would both look much better with European square-cut briefs. Still sexy, but they wouldn't look deluded about their ages.

TWO OLD WHORES!

That’s Karen and Grace.

A lot has changed since ‘must-see TV’ on Thursday night.

If you tried to talk to either one of these queens, you just know both sets of their eyes would be darting furiously around the room looking for bigger and better game.

I looked them up - the one on the left is 70. I'm shocked. He looks great for 70.

At least one-half of this couple is legit at Morgan Stanley. It's the kind of job New York whores pretend to have, when they are really 12 levels down from this guy's role.

They’re both absolutely nice kind guys, friendly to everyone in town, and completely undeserving of all the wild projections you bitter insecure queens are throwing at them. They volunteer and participate in many local men’s health and community mental health support groups

They arent public figures and they’ve done absolutely nothing to deserve being dragged here for their superficial qualities by anonymous posters who I can say with 100% certainty haven’t 1/10th of these guys good looks

This thread is garbage

Show your tits; shows your tits

She’s even flexing in the pic at R34.

I got their ages flipped - the one on the left looks younger, but it looks like he will be 70 next month. The guy on the right is 58 or 59.

Not at all what I was expecting.

70 on the left, 58 on the right.

r35, they seem to be very public figures based on their appearance on public platforms.

Also, I think they're fucking spectacular and ought to be praised for working their fannies off and looking great.

[quotre] Show your tits; shows your tits

Never mind: r35 has shown us her boundaries instead.

Nice clitties!

Are they Dr. Forrester and TV’s Frank from Mystery Science Theater 3000?

Is R35 the one on the left or the one on the right?

They just look average for guys their age. I'm sure in places like PT and PS they get their fair share.

They can have it!

R44 - that's average for 70?? I can assure you - no, it is not. Most 70 year old men do not look like that.

I'm glad to hear they are nice guys.

r8 is correct. Palm Springs has a fair number of guys who look like that. Even guys in their 70s.

R47 - I've lived in Palm Springs for many years - there are NOT a ton of guys in their 70s that look like this. Tom Bianchi looks good, but he's rare and I think he is in his 80s now.

I'm not saying there aren't any - but they aren't a dime a dozen I can assure you.

r48 So much will a dozen cost me then?

R49 - three Viagras, some growth hormone, and a pitcher of vodka & soda. That should cover the appetizer portion.

I'd do anything the guy on the right asked of me.

He's gorgeous.

For all of my checkered and quite colorful past, never did I find a 'theme queen' truly attractive . I always found it all so silly . Daddies and bears and cubs ,leather etc . Why gild the lily ? Sex is a natural,beautiful thing .If you have to play a role to achieve orgasm just sounds odd to me .

After divorcing Louise and running off with cousin Serina for a few years, Larry Tate moved to P Town and hit the gym.

R52 vanilla is the only favor anyone should ever need, Good for you to point that out.

Pretty P-town sluts

Wow, been some time since Miss Bianchi and her soul mates of the week have been mentioned on DL

R52 - I'm with you. I find that whole categorization AND cos-play for 'the part' to be ridiculous and cringe, particularly among bears and leather. But the leather gets more of a pass for me because it is a specific kink.

Bears though - I've seen so many groups of guys and they ALL LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE. I'm not sure if R54 is being sarcastic, but the bear look IS vanilla when everyone looks identical.

These guys are muscle Marys who have somehow been able to avoid the tragic tattoos over the past 30 years, which deserves some applause. However, I will take guys who take care of themselves and workout every time. Not saying they can't look the same - but it's at least healthy.

r57: Excellent point about the tats. It seems that 99.99% of bears these days have bad ones all over.

It's also worth noting that neither have pierced nipples. A guy could lose a filling chewing on a metal bar or ring!