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What summer cold is going around?

I think I had a fever, but I wouldn’t check it. And I have a cold and congestion and I sound like Bea Arthur. I woke up this morning with a sore throat. Many Covid tests have been negative. So I don’t know what this is.

by Anonymousreply 9June 12, 2025 11:29 AM

“ I think I had a fever, but I wouldn’t check it.”

You sure sound smart.

by Anonymousreply 1June 12, 2025 12:39 AM

I am

by Anonymousreply 2June 12, 2025 1:12 AM

And are you tender to the touch, dear?

by Anonymousreply 3June 12, 2025 1:25 AM

I would actually check your temperature. Have you tried a flu test at all?

by Anonymousreply 4June 12, 2025 1:31 AM

Are you a slut? Maybe you caught it from some other slut.

by Anonymousreply 5June 12, 2025 2:43 AM

I also have a nasty cold. Multiple negative Covid and flu tests. It’s going around.

by Anonymousreply 6June 12, 2025 2:45 AM

You may be experiencing plant semen, OP. It’s a triple threat this year. Try an allergy pill and see if it helps.

The trees are jizzing in our lungs and I have no mouth and I must scream.

I’d tell you to drink bourbon, but that’s just the drunk in me.

by Anonymousreply 7June 12, 2025 2:47 AM

Dear lord. I woke up sounding Bea Arthur with a hangover.

by Anonymousreply 8June 12, 2025 11:11 AM

I recently had a nasty cold that drove me to the doctor, thinking I had flu or Covid. After tests, they said "nope, a cold."

The whole ordeal lasted a month to fully get over.

Good luck OP. It'll just have to burn itself out.

by Anonymousreply 9June 12, 2025 11:29 AM
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