Sabrina Carpenter’s slutty new album cover sparks controversy

Never go full “Smell the Glove”!

What’s the title cumslut?

R1 was too fast for all of us

[quote] Carpenter has previously been criticized for…

Having no talent.

One of the most unremarkable and unmemorable voices I’ve heard in recent years. Not even worthy of a chewing gum jingle.

Her holiday special on Netflix was borderline vile and gross. All try-hard woke crap and nothing even mildly reflective of the holidays. That corpulent barnyard animal Chappel Roan was on there with her nasty porn feet singing a horrific duet with this dime-store bimbo.

Sabrina Carpenter wouldn’t even stand out as talent in a small-town glee club in Iowa. Her only discernible talent is fake blonde hair, tits and ass.

There’s nothing there.

Well I thought no one could top that Katy Perry video but here we are ...

It really is Smell the Glove 2. Is that the name of the album?

That photo looks like it’s part of a serial killer’s Polaroid collection.

I’m usually pretty chill about artists expressing their sexuality but this makes me feel like a colonial woman

Slutty, yes - but it still doesn't come close to surpassing the trashy vulgarity of Miley Cyrus twerking and assaulting the viewers with that disgusting tongue of hers at the 2013 MTV VMA.

How many of those bitching about this are huge “50 Shades of Grey” fans in private?

What would they have preferred? A stiletto heel puncturing a pair of testicles?

That’s right out of a male gazey porno.

Lack of creativity, for sure.

R9 = Carole King.

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Like the acrid whiff between the unbound pages of Madonna’s old Sex book.

What’s wrong with being sexy?

It’s pretty bad because there are women in real life forced to submit against their will.

So what? Fuck them. Everybody’s angry about everything all the time on social media, mostly for purposes of demonstrating their own ultra-purity.

It’s weird how prudish gen z are yet they love this slut

I gotta jump on these threads earlier. R20 and you bitches already got in two ""Smell the Glove" comments

Her problem is she can’t sing and doesn’t even have a signature song everyday people recognize.

So, like all no talents, she arches her back in fuck me pumps with her mouth wide open like it’s waiting for a dick (or 10) and hopes that will be enough to distract from the fact that she has nothing to offer but empty social media posts and bad cheek implants.

Sabrina Carpenter was created in a boardroom by a bunch of fat MBAs and soulless marketing drones. Soon to be forgotten.

She's a musical OnlyFans

Is there music on the album or just more pictures of her looking like first prize at a 70s key party?

She has ZERO talent. I mean NONE.

R21, as stupid as that song is, “Espresso” was inescapable last year. If that doesn’t count as a signature song, no modern song ever will.

She def did some degrading things with fat, gross studio execs for tracks

I was taken aback, but I like her gutsiness lol

R19 not anymore, apparently.

"Another said: “heartbroken as a stan because i hate the cover, i hate the album name and the entire concept idgaf… he should be on his knees.”

Feminism in a nutshell.

I think it’s a bit reckless considering the age of her demographic.

She's sooooo edgy.

Still puzzled by how she beat Chapelle Roan for those Grammys. Like for real? Was “Expresso” really the best vocal performance those voters had heard the whole year?

Yall sound OLD

R25 Yet, somehow I escaped it.

[quote]Still puzzled by how she beat Chapelle Roan for those Grammys. Like for real? Was “Expresso” really the best vocal performance those voters had heard the whole year?

No, Sabrino doesn't have better vocals. It's just that Chapel is such a toxic cunt that nobody will vote for her.

“Man's Best Friend” is the name of the album btw.

I thought the pop of five years ago was dumb but it just keeps getting worse

You put a *greased naked woman* on all fouahs with a dwog cwollah around huh neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to heah, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in huh face to sniff it!! You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

She is a terrible singer and looks like a fuckdoll inspired by JonBenet Ramsey, so I think the cover is fitting.

Money talks and bullshit walks

R33 old yes, but also have seen this 5 million times and recognize how regressive, childish and completely fucking lame it is.

I think slutty Sarbina's 15 minutes will be over soon. But who knows, that mumbling slob Billie Eilish is still around.

[quote] Yall sound OLD

No, sweetheart. We’ve seen it all before. Many, many times. And you can always tell which pop-tarts are talented, which are inventive and which are just desperate and derivative.

This is the latter. Disposable, dorm-room Madonna.

Whoops, R41. Your post didn’t initially display or I wouldn’t have rehashed it. This site’s technology is sadder than Sabrina.

I find it rather heartwarming when women display their secret sex fantasies so publicly.

Surprise. The guy in the pic is Jared Leto.