NEXTGEN NYC. Anyone else hate watching?

It’s no Love Hotel, but I’m in.

My hatred of Brooks and Chloe Marks is as wide and deep as the Pacific, but I am watching.

Has Dylan made an appearance?

I think it's better than it should be.

It is literally a show about nothing. They do nothing. They talk about nothing. The biggest thing is one guy dated another guy's sister and implied he fucked her. The most we have found out is Kim Zolciak stole all of her daughters' money and then even that was let go. She also calls her daughter and begs for money then when she gets it is drinking 200 dollar wine on a face time. That is the show right there. Oh and I need more of the hot only fans wrestler guy. The rest can kick rocks,. Why is Gia even on this? she lives in Jersey.

If Seth Marks hasn’t sucked dick yet, he is desperate to do so

R3. I'm terrible with names but if Dylan is the hot OnlyFans guy then yes he has. Kim's daughter seems lost. I actually feel sorry for her. Reuniting with Riley after their friendship ended when their mom's stopped talking was sweet. Teresa made an appearance last night confirming she's an idiot. And the girl who refuses to wash her hands is repulsive and hilarious at the same time. I'm hooked!

R7 the DL lore around Dylan runs deep!

I thought DLers were vehemently against nepo babies.

Dylan is very handsome, but Shai Fruchter gets all of my attention.

I'm all for Bravo trash TV, but even this would be too nauseating for me.

I'll stick with The Valley.

The lack of anything interesting is boring. So far the drama is the girl who does not wash her hands. The crypto kid seems to have a problem with Arielle but I think he is more jealous of her boyfriend who is an actual billionaire, I still think the most interesting thing is that Kim and Kroy Biermen stole all of her money she made as an influencer and probably Brielle Bierman's money as well.

I refuse to watch anything with the human vocal fry Brooks Marks in it

R13 - Jen Shah commenting from the prison library.

Hilarious R14! I condole you on your terrible taste and am sure your and Brooks will be very happy together. I will gift you with some earplugs.

Seth Marks needs to stop embarrassing himself on tv.

R16 that was Cringe worthy. I mean I don't like that other dude but I am with him. Who meets with an entire family after one date with a girl? To quote Nene Leaks. We don't need the men in women's business.

Are these all the slow children of real housewives?

I hope these cunts don’t become the next Jersey Shore.

There is zero danger of that. Half of them have the personality of a door mat. The ones who do have some sort of interesting story don't seem to mesh. Kandi's daughter is dull as dishwater. Brooks is the poster child for entitled rich kid. They seem to be pushing this fish out of water storyline with Arielle when they should be focusing on how her mother and father stole all her money and still expect her to give them some - oh and her Billioaire boyfriend.. The show seems to be forcing confrontations, like Reilly's outburst about racial microaggressions and rich crypto kid not being really sorry about it. Why on earth did they pile 20 kids into a bus to go to Jersey? They need to really reduce the cast and maybe bring in people who are real friends.

This show is ruined by the HW kids and the endless flashbacks of them as children. Plus the HW moms coming on camera makes it even worse.

They should have just made a show about young New Yorkers since they are the interesting ones. You can tell Charlie is going to flame out since he is a complete poser. He’s already filed for bankruptcy once and was friends with the crypto guy who held an Italian hostage. That flame out will make for good tv.

Charlie is pushing 30 while most of the cast are in their early 20s. He is the Jax Taylor of the show. He poses as this straight guy pussy hound but his bff is a Bisexual (yeah bi...) only fans model. The producers need to go re-watch The City, the spin off of Laguna Beach to see how to do a NYC show with 20 somethings.

Best thing about the show: Gia gets very little screen time.

Isn't DL fave Dylan Geick one of the stars?

Oh dear. Teresa isn't happy.

Beast

I felt bad for Riley, in those jean shorts, surrounded by skinny people. It's like a reality show version of a clown car. A broke Damon Dash ... a nonsensical Seth Marks ... an heir to a fried chicken empire.

R25 Teresa just can't seem to keep away from committing financial crimes, can she? She's on the fast track for another prison stint.

I love her college cheating daughter's defense of her mom, too:

[quote] "My mom has been the sole provider for my sisters and I since the minute my father left for prison," Gia said, adding that her mom has been "working her a-- off to make sure that my sisters and I live a stable life and that my family is financially stable.”

Working her ass off? Teresa wouldn't recognize "work" if it came to her on a flipped table. Walking around with a camera following you isn't work. Put Teresa in a McDonald's uniform for an evening shift and see how long she lasts.

Beast!? How DARE you!

Teresa DOES work hard.

She has a second job here, you’ll see her in the photos. It’s in New York so Bravo never wanted it on camera.

R25 If Teresa's lips get any bigger, she'll be able to use them as flotation devices.

R31 - Gunilla Garson Goldberg

It feels like the initial plan was to have a show about all of these young, rich goofs, but they quickly realized no one cared. How could they add a built-in audience? Throw in a bunch of Housewives kids. Why else would anyone find Brooks Marks or Gia Giudice compelling? They are personality vacuums, but people know who they are.

The exception to this is Ariana Biermann. She has a self-aware quality and a sharp tongue I am starting to enjoy. She knows exactly who her parents are, and the fact they continue to rob her blind fascinates me.

R33, I loved how Ariana, in episode 3, threw in that line about how she’s used to hearing sirens.

Is Brooks Marks out yet?

Does Dylan take a load? Or is that only on premium streaming? I love that his roommate tells his own family that Dylan just likes to sell photos of his muscles.

Charlie's father is a dick. Not surprising.

Rumors are swirling that Gia has been fired from the show. Honestly, she's not in it very much and I'm wondering if she's been edited out in favor of the more interesting assholes. But she was definitely used to promote it.

Is that Gia tha cocksucka Guiduce?

R39. Hi Jackie!!!!!

The Gia was fired rumors are unfortunately false.

Ben and Ronnie on the Watch What Crappens podcast do a great job of recapping.

They mentioned that Gia should get her ass to NYC if she wants to be on the show.

God help me, but I am starting to like Charlie.

He's a complete mess of an asshole, but there's a sadness about him I respond to in a nurturing way. The contrast between Seth Marks trying so hard to be loved by dead fish Brooks Marks and Charlie's father being both competitive and dismissive of him at random intervals really drove it home for me.

Someone said everyone in the cast hates/resents Charlie because they desperately want to be Bret Easton Ellis characters, and Charlie actually IS one writ large.

Of course I might change my mind tomorrow.

All I am sure of is Georgia's boyfriend will be in jail by the end of the year.

Charlie’s is quite a character for reality TV. I’m surprised he let himself be shown as such a loser. How does he get the exposure from the show to pay off financially? Is he an influencer like the others?

There's nothing wrong with Charlie that a night of mansex with Dylan can't cure.

r44 His dad gives him a monthly allowance of $10k.

Charlie is a messy druggy. That fight with Georgia was wild and made him look like a total dick.

So the gay wrestler Dylan Geick is dating girls on this show?

Is Charlie bi as well?

Ariana is the only good thing about this show.

Enty says Ariana is a yacht girl.

What I love about Ariana is she doesn't seem smart enough to be fake. There's nothing phony or calculating about her. She always comes across as genuine.

Charlie said her boyfriend was a cuckold.

r51 why would she need to be a yacth girl her boyfriend is the sonn of a multi billioniare. With a B

There are a lot of really hot guys on the show.

Starting with Charlie, who is a complete douche and a total loser. But he is also very very hot.

Charlie’s bisexual roommate with the big nipples. Hot.

And last but not least … Seth Marks. That’s right, I said it. Seth Marks is hot as fuck. during one of his confessionals, he was sitting with his legs splayed open, and you could tell he has a big cock. I want it.

r53 That cracked me up.

I wouldn't mind being the meat in a Seth Marks/John Barlow sandwich.

r57 Todd also really wants to join in the fun. Anticipating some hesitation, he's even offered to pay for a 5 star hotel suite. So... can Todd come too?

Seek help R55. Seth Marks is one of the grossest humans ever to be put on television.

Charlie?? hot?? AWG at best. Horrible tats. Spoled rich kid who thinks he is still 21. He is pushing 30.

I don’t find any of these monsters hot

R61. Excuse Me????

I'll start watching if Meredith Marks agrees to stop DJ'ing.

R63 YOU CAN LEAVE

I think it's hilarious how they are styling Meredith Marks like a 19 year old teenager on the show. The woman is pushing 60!

The Marks family are CREEPY.

They are somewhat creepy but Seth Marks is hot.

Chloe seems normal. She's like the Marilyn Munster of the family.

The whole cast seems emotionally detached or complete narcissists. Reilly seems like she could not give two fucks about anything. Charlie cares more about a 200 dollar Apple Pod speaker than any friendship on the show except for his hot-only-fans roommate moving out. Seth Marks is probably retarded. No one on this show is likeable maybe Arianna, because she seems at least some what self aware.

Dylan's moving out? Where is he going?

I sorta/kinda liked Emira before this episode but went full-on "fuck you" very quickly last episode.

I don't go to grocery stores.

I only go to Ibiza and the Hamptons.

Blah, blah fuckin' blah.

And if someone goes to the trouble of making you a nice dinner, you sit the fuck down, push the food around your plate and smile like a adult person with any sort of class would.

You know what you don't do? Order in mozzarella sticks from Red Robin.

Is that what you do in Gstaad, bitch?

She's like Sonja Morgan without the amusing qualities.

This show reminds me of Gallery Girls for some reason.

R72 That show somehow led me to the watch what crappens podcast. Each girl was easily eatable, but Chantal was the best of the worst.

Hateable- not eatable, wtf...

The Watch What Crappens guys (especially Ben) LOVE Gallery Girls. Is is streaming? I might need to do a re-watch.

You can buy or rent Gallery Girls on Amazon. Bravo repeated the full series during the pandemic. Great show. Nothing felt forced or staged. They truly were delusional cunts.

Gallery Girls is available on Bravo On Demand ... I think. It used to be anyhow, as recently as a year ago.

What a gem that show was. I'm almost glad it didn't get a second season. A real lightning in a bottle moment.

R77, I wouldve loved a reunion for that one! If only... Bravo gave us the almost never mentioned Silicon Valley, with one of THE most delusional b!tches ever to be featured on Bravo, (she live-blogged a date and fell out with EVERYONE).

I think the service Carvana was the fledgling 'car-sabi' being programmed by the head nerd of the show.

Has this show been cancelled? I watched some recent clips and they were terrible. Gen Z is horrible at social interactions.

The finale is tonight. Not sure if there’s a Season 2.

I have a feeling it will be back for season 2 since there have been rumors of casting for NEXTGEN LA.

Of course, insufferable Heather "Insufferable" Dubrow blabbed that her insufferable children were approached to star.

I'd rather watch Shannon's daughters try to start a band again.

Seriously.

I made the mistake of watching the marathon yesterday afternoon at Noon on Bravo. I needed to do a Suduko and NYT crossword puzzle to stave off the potential loss of brain cells! Holy shit, these Zs are pitiful.

NextGen LA would be INSUFFERABLE with Dubrow children. God help us if Rinna's kids are on it. The would be a big ball of depression and eating disorders.

Brooks and Gia are dead weight. They should be cut from season 2.

No reunion??? WTF.

You need content from the season to rehash at a reunion. This would be them all staring at each other going...what?

Gia was more interesting when she did coke in the bathroom.

HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY DOOTER LIKE DAT

You people watch some of the shittiest reality tv around but nobody on here like Love After Lockup

r74 I agree... with some fava beans

r89 I liked the earlier seasons of Love After Lockup. The recent clips I've seen felt off. Like overly scripted

Unless it has that Toni she hulk from Love Cruise in it, I'm out