NEXTGEN NYC. Anyone else hate watching?

It’s no Love Hotel, but I’m in.

My hatred of Brooks and Chloe Marks is as wide and deep as the Pacific, but I am watching.

Has Dylan made an appearance?

I think it's better than it should be.

It is literally a show about nothing. They do nothing. They talk about nothing. The biggest thing is one guy dated another guy's sister and implied he fucked her. The most we have found out is Kim Zolciak stole all of her daughters' money and then even that was let go. She also calls her daughter and begs for money then when she gets it is drinking 200 dollar wine on a face time. That is the show right there. Oh and I need more of the hot only fans wrestler guy. The rest can kick rocks,. Why is Gia even on this? she lives in Jersey.

If Seth Marks hasn’t sucked dick yet, he is desperate to do so

R3. I'm terrible with names but if Dylan is the hot OnlyFans guy then yes he has. Kim's daughter seems lost. I actually feel sorry for her. Reuniting with Riley after their friendship ended when their mom's stopped talking was sweet. Teresa made an appearance last night confirming she's an idiot. And the girl who refuses to wash her hands is repulsive and hilarious at the same time. I'm hooked!

R7 the DL lore around Dylan runs deep!

I thought DLers were vehemently against nepo babies.

Dylan is very handsome, but Shai Fruchter gets all of my attention.

I'm all for Bravo trash TV, but even this would be too nauseating for me.

I'll stick with The Valley.

The lack of anything interesting is boring. So far the drama is the girl who does not wash her hands. The crypto kid seems to have a problem with Arielle but I think he is more jealous of her boyfriend who is an actual billionaire, I still think the most interesting thing is that Kim and Kroy Biermen stole all of her money she made as an influencer and probably Brielle Bierman's money as well.

I refuse to watch anything with the human vocal fry Brooks Marks in it

R13 - Jen Shah commenting from the prison library.

Hilarious R14! I condole you on your terrible taste and am sure your and Brooks will be very happy together. I will gift you with some earplugs.

Seth Marks needs to stop embarrassing himself on tv.

R16 that was Cringe worthy. I mean I don't like that other dude but I am with him. Who meets with an entire family after one date with a girl? To quote Nene Leaks. We don't need the men in women's business.

Are these all the slow children of real housewives?

I hope these cunts don’t become the next Jersey Shore.

There is zero danger of that. Half of them have the personality of a door mat. The ones who do have some sort of interesting story don't seem to mesh. Kandi's daughter is dull as dishwater. Brooks is the poster child for entitled rich kid. They seem to be pushing this fish out of water storyline with Arielle when they should be focusing on how her mother and father stole all her money and still expect her to give them some - oh and her Billioaire boyfriend.. The show seems to be forcing confrontations, like Reilly's outburst about racial microaggressions and rich crypto kid not being really sorry about it. Why on earth did they pile 20 kids into a bus to go to Jersey? They need to really reduce the cast and maybe bring in people who are real friends.

This show is ruined by the HW kids and the endless flashbacks of them as children. Plus the HW moms coming on camera makes it even worse.

They should have just made a show about young New Yorkers since they are the interesting ones. You can tell Charlie is going to flame out since he is a complete poser. He’s already filed for bankruptcy once and was friends with the crypto guy who held an Italian hostage. That flame out will make for good tv.

Charlie is pushing 30 while most of the cast are in their early 20s. He is the Jax Taylor of the show. He poses as this straight guy pussy hound but his bff is a Bisexual (yeah bi...) only fans model. The producers need to go re-watch The City, the spin off of Laguna Beach to see how to do a NYC show with 20 somethings.

Best thing about the show: Gia gets very little screen time.

Isn't DL fave Dylan Geick one of the stars?

Oh dear. Teresa isn't happy.

Beast

I felt bad for Riley, in those jean shorts, surrounded by skinny people. It's like a reality show version of a clown car. A broke Damon Dash ... a nonsensical Seth Marks ... an heir to a fried chicken empire.

R25 Teresa just can't seem to keep away from committing financial crimes, can she? She's on the fast track for another prison stint.

I love her college cheating daughter's defense of her mom, too:

[quote] "My mom has been the sole provider for my sisters and I since the minute my father left for prison," Gia said, adding that her mom has been "working her a-- off to make sure that my sisters and I live a stable life and that my family is financially stable.”

Working her ass off? Teresa wouldn't recognize "work" if it came to her on a flipped table. Walking around with a camera following you isn't work. Put Teresa in a McDonald's uniform for an evening shift and see how long she lasts.

Beast!? How DARE you!

Teresa DOES work hard.

She has a second job here, you’ll see her in the photos. It’s in New York so Bravo never wanted it on camera.

R25 If Teresa's lips get any bigger, she'll be able to use them as flotation devices.

R31 - Gunilla Garson Goldberg

It feels like the initial plan was to have a show about all of these young, rich goofs, but they quickly realized no one cared. How could they add a built-in audience? Throw in a bunch of Housewives kids. Why else would anyone find Brooks Marks or Gia Giudice compelling? They are personality vacuums, but people know who they are.

The exception to this is Ariana Biermann. She has a self-aware quality and a sharp tongue I am starting to enjoy. She knows exactly who her parents are, and the fact they continue to rob her blind fascinates me.