Another heterosexual one off the market ladies

The eye roll from hell.

Not gay. Just MAGA weird.

Aaron has the strangest face - he's handsome, but he has so many skin rolls, he looks like someone who used to be fat then lost a lot of weight.

FUBAR, biggest closet case in American sports.

The saddest thing is that there will be people and media outlets (lke Outkick and Barstool) who will be imbecile enough to fall for this shit.

They have been married for months and she is still a virgin!

Is she a blow up doll? AI perhaps?

That’s a rough 41

A victim of brain injury. Pay him no mind.

That FAG?

Ha!

[quote] They have been married for months and she is still a virgin!

He's waiting for the right time.

Would this announcement have anything to do with Danica's abuse allegations last week?

He seems awful in almost every respect. Yet part of me wants to eat his ass while he explains his personal philosophy at some length.

Brittani. Ending in "I". For Imaginary.

Old queen ain't foolin' no one.

Did Pat McAfee or People confirm the spelling with Aaron or choose the most juvenile form?

I feel sorry for him.

He would fit seamlessly into gay porn (NSFW)

He and. Miss Tebow finally made it legal?

Maybe he married in Europe, it happens

I didn’t have this in my bingo card.

“No, not Britney Spears, this is Brittani with an ‘i’” - this is straight from the horse’s ass R16.

He also dots the ‘I’ with a little heart when he writes her name,

We’ll see Aaron trolling for cock at the Froot Loops soon enough…..

r10 Let's don't.

Nobody likes him, even the fans of his new team

Did the lovely bride have to sign a prenup and an NDA?

"Brittani" has a dick, right?

MAGA stinkshit!

Their cruel schedules keep them on different continents 99.5% of the year

I remember this one now, he said she doesn't have social media.

[quote]Most recently, he was linked to Mallory Edens, a model and the daughter of one of the Milwaukee Bucks' primary owners, Wes Edens.

I hadn't even heard about this one. Mallory must have come to her senses a little faster than the others.

R22 Brittani. The first i gets a heart. The second i gets a happy face.

There were blind items a couple weeks ago about Aaron Rogers and Miles Teller hooking up again. I remember watching a video of them dancing together and staring into each others eyes to Shake It Off at a Taylor Swift concert.

How many straight guys go to Taylor Swift cobverts without a date and dance the night away and lip synch every word.

I'm just finding it incredibly sad as he seems good looking and an interesting person, but so many personal issues to get through.

I'm the pretty one.

That's perfectly fine with us.

Is Brittani what we're calling Kevin Landisi now?

Brittani is my drag name

"Did the lovely bride have to sign a prenup and an NDA?"

Yes, and lines from the prenup are leaking faster than Donald Trump's external catheter: "If the two parties consciously uncouple, Mr. Rodgers will retain full ownership of his precious chi energy; his yurts in California and Idaho; and Pat McAfee."

He married Billy Porter.

Aaron finally made Kevin an honest woman!

I see he’s found a new lady!

This will be the most wonderful marriage since John Travolta and Kelly Preston!

His wife only recently had her gender updated on her drivers license.

Usually a closet case would be shouting from the rooftops about his nuptials, even becoming heavily involved with the arrangements (you know how fussy fags can be).

His exes make him sound passive-aggressive.

He’s aging terribly.

The Ultra-Mysterious Hetero Down Low

R2 and he went Berkeley!

Maybe she’s related to Corky St. Clair’s wife, “Bonnie” . . .

He needs to use a good sunscreen.

He is looking ROUGH. Self-loathing does that I guess.

He desperately needs a facelift.

My right hand Brittani doesn’t just throw footballs

There is no way you can convince me that they're gay. He probably married a foreign model from a country no one's ever heard of.

beardfinder.com

I am deeply in love with my mail order bride, Mai Ling

R33 my understanding of the rumor was that miles and his wife had a poly/swinger thing going on with shailene and Aaron. But it stopped because of shailene and aarons breakup + Miles and his wife had a kid. It also sounded like Miles wife was just less into the whole setup.

Seems like he always gets into relationships right before a season starts - then they breakup after the season is over.

How is it that none of this was leaked at all? I just can't see a young woman a) not having social media accounts at all and b) not sharing that news with friends and family and it not getting out.

Whatever. Enjoy your misery Aaron. One day you'll find out that the jail door isn't locked.

[quote]They have been married for months and she is still a virgin!

[quote]He's waiting for the right time.

He's waiting until they're in Europe.

Part of the new team rollout

Probably owns a fleshlight that looks like a butt

Has TMZ or anywhere actually reported on marriage license to Britney with i? Or is he just wearing a ring? Most of the football players wives want huge weddings with massive tacky flower arches. Seems so odd we have seen nothing wedding photos.

My friend Sara swears he gave her multiple orgasms. 🤷‍♂️

R64 - how truthful is your friend Sara? Some women like to embellish their encounters with celebrities.

Kevin's drag name is Sara

Squirtin Sara, she’s a keeper!

Best wishes to the happy bride!

Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries....who is Aaron Rodgers' wife? No one seems to know

[quote] Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries....who is Aaron Rodgers' wife? No one seems to know

Did he actually kidnap some chick and locked her in a basement, a la Josef Fritzl?

Bitch won’t ever measure up.

He’s “married”, just like he was “vaccinated”.

[quote] who is Aaron Rodgers' wife?

She's from Canada. You wouldn't know her.

Georg-gy-na from Reg-gy-na

[quote] And no one knows who she is

Hey! I know who she is, and that’s all that matters! Brittani is totally real, but she is a brain surgeon in Newfoundland and she is always busy, so we haven’t actually met yet.

Marriage records are public I believe??? The press can get a copy... just a matter of time

I finally found a picture of her!

R77 Now we know why he likes sitting on her face.

I wonder if Tim Scott’s wife and Aaron’s wife know each other. They seem like they would be bosom buddies.

Pat McAfee will be doing the honeymoon honors, plowing the new bride, and Aaron stands in the corner and weeps.

[QUOTE]Has TMZ or anywhere actually reported on marriage license to Britney with i?

TMZ would be on it because they have people constantly monitoring court, legal records, etc., but California has confidential marriage licenses. Don't know about other states.

“She lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.” -A. Rodgers

He was just waiting for the right girl. He finally found her!

Brother Jordan Rodgers was invited to Aaron's wedding, but he didn't go.

[quote] “Jordan and JoJo didn’t go to the wedding and don’t even know anything really about Brittani. What they’ve heard is secondhand from his parents."

[quote] They also shared the reason for their absence, stating, “They are still angry that Aaron didn’t go to their wedding. He didn’t want to be with his brother on the biggest day of his life, so why should they twist themselves up over this wedding?”

[quote] The source described their family as disjointed, adding that Jordan and JoJo were only getting information about the marriage from the internet.

[quote] From what they heard, Brittani wasn’t with Aaron for his fame or money.

Aaron's family sound like complete pieces of shit - the lot of them. His brother Luke is riding on the coat tails of Fame from his brother and they all sound like typical 'say something about Jesus to sound spiritual and grounded' types.

Luke's all upset he didn't go to his wedding - which was a wedding to the bimbo he married while on The Bachelorette. Sorry but those 'weddings' are never real nor are the relationships. Aaron was right not to go. It was for press.

Oh my, it looks like Jordan enjoys the wafting scents of freshly baked cookies more so than Aaron.

Still no info about Brittani?

They're probably still conducting the casting search for her.

[quote]”Jordan and JoJo didn’t go to the wedding and don’t even know anything really about Brittani.”

Nobody knows anything about “Brittani” because she’s not real.

Aaron on the casting couch?

But Danica was real. And even so, it didn't work out.

R91, you can really feel the heat between them! 😄

R91 Those two look like such a happy couple!

R93 - not since Lily Tomlin and John Travolta starred in Moment by Moment have I seen such sexual energy and heat! A close second would be Jodie Foster and Richard Gere in Sommersby.

R88: "They're probably still conducting the casting search for her."

Tell Aaron I'd be happy to help!

R91 THE CLOSET KILLS

R94 You forgot Harrison Ford and Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres and Bill Pullman. Great chemistry!

R97 - I was trying to go for rumored lesbian woman/gay man pairings, because Danica's marriage and dating history seems to be as artificially manufactured as Aaron's.

I firmly believe Danica is a lesbian, but with her career over, she will do or say anything to keep the money and attention coming in. She's the poster child for female fans of NASCAR. She'd lose all support, appearances, endorsements and deals if she came out as lesbian. Aaron would similarly be sidelined and attacked if he came out as gay or even bisexual.

Richard Gere is gay? I know the gerbil story, but I thought he was straight.

R99 - I think he's more bisexual - there's been rumors besides the stupid gerbil story for years.

He's probably straight - I was just saying 'rumored'.

That Cindy Crawford marriage seemed very weird to me - and I've heard from multiple sources in the modeling world when Cindy was at her height that she was more woman-oriented and was with several women. Probably bisexual too.

I knew this would happen sooner or later.

Doesn't the guy you all think he was with, have a wife and children these days?

R97 But neither Harrison Ford nor Anne Heche are/were gay. I don't get the comparison.

R100 Didn't that rumor started because of that photoshoot with KD Lang?

Any sightings of Brittani? Or is she still an international woman of mystery?

R103 - it was a stretch - but Anne Heche was dating Ellen DeGeneres at the time that their movie came out. All the discussion at the time about how a woman in a lesbian relationship was playing a heterosexual lead was pure homophobia. I remember it well. Anne was presumably more bisexual.

I like this idea. Just say that you're married. You're not obligated to produce evidence to this to the public. You're just married to someone who's ultra private and doesn't want to do publicity with you.

What’s his newlywed top guy’s name?! 🤔

R108, you know how in-demand tops are. He's not going to reveal that information.

Is her last name Glass? Small world.

OP- I'm another HOMOSEXUAL that IS on the market.

He looks like a Shar Pei. And none of this sounds legit.

R91 whose funeral were they attending?

Dolly Parton pulled it off with her husband - he never made public appearances.

The problem with Rodgers is that he's had so many high-profile, very visible "romances" that it seems ridiculous for him to start whining about privacy at this point.

My guess is that we won't see Brittani until her surgery is done.

I met Brittani in Europe, where I prefer to date

She lives with her family in Ruritania

Brittani = trans woman name

He’s on the right track!

Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver, she cooks like his mom and sucks like a Hoover.

Danica is MAGA like him.

R114 Pulled what off?

R120 - I think he meant having a private life kept private, not implying that Dolly was gay.

There are tons of celebrities that keep their private life out of the press. He never played that - and furthermore, only dated B and C list female celebrities, which is weird. Oh except his live-in male friend.

Of all those Aaron and Kevin being together pictures, the one that truly convinced me that these 2 were fucking was the one in which Lanflisi took a pic of his hand using Aaron's Super Bowl ring.

That was such a "proud girlfriend" move. Like saying "look bitches, my man is a Super Bowl champ".

R122 - this one? Yeah - I just don't know what he was thinking.

Might as well put it on his ring finger and display it as an engagement ring.

It's possible they were just clueless dumb straight guys but...

Kevin's now in charge of Men's Ministry and some Baptist church in Long Beach. Okaaay

For me it was the fact that Aaron was lying about how he and Kevin meet. They each other before Green Bay. His mysterious “estrangement” with his religious family. Then hearing about how he totally cut off Ryan O’Callaghan once the rumors started. All classic behavior of obviously closeted gay or bisexual man.

That all said if I was NFL coach I would have encouraged to get back with a man. He played his best and honestly seemed his happiest when him and Kevin were still living together.

Have You Seen This Beard?

Marriage records are normally public records, but here's info on confidential marriage records:

[quote] Marriage records are typically public, but some may be confidential for various reasons, primarily to protect the privacy of the individuals involved. These reasons can include concerns about personal safety, sensitive information, or a desire to keep the marriage private for personal reasons. Certain states, like California, offer confidential marriage licenses where the record is not made public. (Google AI)

[quote]I just can't see a young woman a) not having social media accounts at all

She's Amish.

Correct! She's Amish, and she lives in Amish Country which is why there's no California marriage license. You can't talk to her right now, she's busy churning butter

Thank you, Aaron and Aaron's family, for being the wonderful, dysfunctional, and entertaining family that you are.

[quote] Aaron Rodgers marriage mystery deepens as family questions if he really tied the knot with never-seen wife

[quote] Insiders say the family is unconvinced the marriage is real – and suspect Rodgers may have had a symbolic 'commitment ceremony' instead of a legally binding wedding.

[quote] Public records show no trace of a legal marriage. A clerk in the Pennsylvania county where Rodgers was rumored to have moved told DailyMail.com this week that no such marriage involving the football star has been registered. County officials in Las Vegas, a common venue for quick celebrity weddings, also confirmed that there is no record of an Aaron Rodgers getting married there this year.

[quote] Rodgers did not respond to DailyMail.com's request for comment.

(Source is the Daily Mail, so no link.)

More people have seen Bigfoot than Brittani

God it’s got hurt when even your homophobic family won’t go along with your lie that you married women… probably doesn’t help that the ring looks like a oura ring that he just happens to wearing on his ring finger.

Brittani is on a budget and couldn't afford anything but an oura ring. Duh!

"She lives in my fever dream during a drug trip in a hut; you would not know her."

No sign of Brittani yet?

Not ani at all, R135.

handsome man. Who slept with him?

^ I haven't

I did.

[quote]More people have seen Bigfoot than Brittani

Bigfoot sighting are just people being confused by bears walking on two legs. One of whom I wouldn't rule out "Brittani" being the drag name of, either.

I wonder if Brittani knows Lennay Kekua

Don’t hate the player, hate the game (of football).

I'm sure she has to be seen supporting him at one of his games...he just gotta deposit $$$ into her bank account first 🤣🤣🤣

Isn't QAaron a top?

She's just a shy gal who doesn't use social media! And apparently hates being seen in public and hates having her picture taken

[quote]She's just a shy gal who doesn't use social media! And apparently hates being seen in public and hates having her picture taken id

Did I mention that she's Amish?

Gurl! NO!

Does he look any happier?

The only times I’ve ever seen him look happy were when he was with his former male “personal assistant.”

Brittani is a vampire, she only comes out at night

Aaron was on the Pat McAfee show yesterday and talked about his wife and the press intruding on his private life.

He mentions that when his career is over (possibly next year), he'll be OUT of the public eye for good.

He also says that the press should leave his family alone because they know nothing about his private life or his wife. (!!!)

The discussion about his wife and his private life starts at 48:30

Aaron and Apollo (the dog) on the beach.

Apollo is my new wife

He should go with the Amish angle. Being in Pennsylvania now, it doesn’t seem unreasonable. And would explain the no photos, no social media, etc.

Actually, I think Scientology might work even better. "If only David Miscavige weren't hiding my wife at a secret location in the desert! Oh, well, what can you do?"

Some interviewer should ask him if his wife is in the room with them. He might not realize she's an hallucination.

Aaron on the beach giving the paparazzi a blurred middle finger.

He looks so old. Is he retireted.

Just because I’m retired doesn’t mean I’m a retireted MAGA.

Was the wedding at The Crown and Anchor in PTown?

[quote]Aaron on the beach giving the paparazzi a blurred middle finger.

He’s such an asshole. Should have retired if he doesn’t want attention from the press.

[quote]Is he retireted.

He’s retarted.

He didn't bring his wife to the beach with him?

Crouching tiger, hidden wife

His own family said she doesn’t exist. What a moron.

[quote]He didn't bring his wife to the beach with him?

She's invisible, like Marion Kerby in "Topper."

Our gal Aaron is looking fat in those beach pics. Once she retires, out come the caftans.

Maybe Brittani can sew some caftans for him. She must have a lot of free time, since she never leaves the house

There's ZERO photos of this woman. Yes I know why!

To publicly announce a marriage like that, one which never existed, would be slam-dunk mental illness.

It’s becoming increasingly clear she is not real. I’m guessing he is eventually going to claim he was just “trolling”.

That's not true! Brittani is a real girl!

Eventually, once a respectable amount of time has passed, Aaron will announce that he and Brittani have separated but that he's still hoping they can work things out. He will then ask that their privacy be respected "at this difficult time."

I don't think he would separate from his invisible wife before he has invisible children. That's the logical next step.

Doggie Style

Maybe he can invent some fake children, then say they died...kind of like Raymond Burr did

R172 still going to get caught in the lie because when you divorce you have to file wherever you are currently living.

We're so glad we paid 13 million for this whack job!

They’re not paying him to fuck imaginary women, they don’t care about this stuff.

Maybe Brittani saw a murder and she's in the Witness Protection Program 🤔

His "wife" bears a striking resemblance to his right hand.

Any Brittani spottings yet?

Does she go just by the mononym "Brittani" or have a longer drag performance name?

At least it’s not Bryttanii