Tasteful Friends: A West Virginia MAGA Palace

Holy shit! You weren't joking about the decks OP!

Ugly, looks like a cult compound.

Or a set from "The Silence of the Lambs."

Inside I see:

A "Trump Forever" sign

More dead animals than RFK Jr's deep freezer

Camouflage armchairs

A tanning bed???

Fucking hideous. Burn it to the ground.

What is in the tub? I don't hate this compound, because I am a fetishist of authentic and this is. I like the metal workhouse building and all the florescent lighting, and that they panelled iit inside with knotty pine. I mean, that's kind of brilliantly twisted. But it seems like a firetrap and all those decks look half rotted, and probably give off a smell. It's a compound that needs a couple slave gimps to keep in tip top condition. And for god's sake, DO NOT BURN CANDLES here.

R3 My first though too! No one will ever hear you scream.

r4 where is the Trump Forever sign? I don't doubt you, but I scrolled through a few times looking and didn't see it.

Maybe I was distracted by all the other hideousness.

Auctioned for firewood.

[quote] where is the Trump Forever sign? I don't doubt you, but I scrolled through a few times looking and didn't see it.

On the door in the workshop - pics 38/39

Thanks r9

It’s a hunting camp.

When does the flood season start?

I bid $0.25.

So high, r12?

What's really tragic is just how beautiful the setting is. MAGAts in Appalachia don't deserve it. All they know how to do is trash it.

The dark angry skies hate the place as much as I do. Even when the sun is shining it looks dark and shadowy.

Where is the animal slaughtering house? Where do they keep the whores chained up?

It's got a She Shed, y'all!

The Christmas tree decorated with skulls, antlers and a presumably taxidermied crow is a nice touch. Really emphasises the "I'm probably not making it back to civilisation alive" vibes of the rest of the place.

I love the vibe of this place!

"I keep the females in the She Shed while they's gestatin' for Trump. Oh, they get a little uppity once in while, but I got my cattle prod for that."

West Virginia's version of Mara Lago!!!

Are you writing mistakes "in character", R20, to honour this design illiterate compound?

Not shown: the fully equipped meth lab and drug OD/in house rehab facility.

Believe me- in W. Virginia there will be a multitude of bids for this place.

A corvette, indoor sauna, tanning bed, indoor jacuzzi, his and hers CROCs shoe rack, an electric heater placed RIGHT ABOVE THE BATHTUB, a ceramic cactus cuz why not in West Virginia?, an antler-decorated Christmas tree - not what I was expecting at all.

This place just keeps giving in unexpected ways.

So I guess these places are rented out during deer season and other hunting seasons. It's obviously not our taste - but it does look clean and relatively well maintained.

[QUOTE]an electric heater placed RIGHT ABOVE THE BATHTUB,

And I'm sure the electrical work is up-to-date.