Joan Rivers would have been 92 today

Bullshit on all counts.

My favorite Joan joke:

The whole Michael Jackson thing was my fault. I told him to date only 28-year-olds. Who knew he would find 20 of them?

"He's so gay, one of his 4 major food groups is lube..."

I loved Joan!

I'm sure I've told this story before, but years ago I was a host/waiter for a local restaurant near where Joan had a home. Without fail, she learned my name quickly, and while she rarely had someone call ahead, I always made sure she had the table she wanted. Surprisingly in real life, her plastic surgery didn't look weird in person. She just looked...well preserved? Whenever I saw her, she was low key funny, not on, just sharply noticing all and quick to comment. I had just bought a house in REALLY rough shape, all that I could afford in my 20s. That job helped me to renovate it and pay mostly in cash. Joan was a major reason I could do that. RIP, Joan!