So Travis Kelce actually is handsome?

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Have you been living under a rock, OP? Just got cataract surgery? What?

He’s fine as fuck though I think he’s had some work done post Taylor Swift fame.

Needless to say, many of us here would wrestle for bottom as we want him in us, quite deeply.

He’s fine. He also is one of those people if in porn would be better to disrobe gradually than appear immediately naked though.

Walk into any Applebee's in the country and you'll see a dozen guys who look like him. Totally average and unimpressive blue collar bro.

The hair is ridiculous.

R7 silly exaggeration. A dozen Kelces per each Applebee's.

He's rocking the Amanda Bearse hairstyle.

She’s starting to look . . .middle aged. You can see in the photo above what she’ll look like at 50.

She is holding that wine glass incorrectly.

[quote]Walk into any Applebee's in the country and you'll see a dozen guys who look like him.

I guess the Applebee's near me is an exception.

this was one of his hottest lewks

Taylor looks good plump.

I like this look on Travis.

He looks better with longer hair.

I'm digging Taylor's chola look.

The 1993 hairdo is OUT OF STYLE!

He cleans up nicely, relatively speaking.

R17 Chola?

No, AWG, u desperate bitches just need a whore

Travis has always been good-looking, and the people who think otherwise need to have their eyes checked. However, when he was dating black women, his style and swag was on a much higher level. It reminds me of the Black Wife Effect meme from last year, where white guys show pics of themselves before taking up with a black woman where they looked bland, and then after taking up with a black women where their looks and personal style improved immensely. It's the reverse with Travis.

The body language here is kinda screaming, and not in a good way.

She’s giving full warmth, head tilt, cozy lean, soft smile. He’s giving “thanks for the photo, now where’s the bar?” His body’s turned slightly away, no arm around her, and that smile feels more polite than intimate.

It reads like she’s into the moment emotionally while he’s just… present. Not exactly reciprocating the vibe she’s putting out.

R22 It’s true, Travis Kelce peaked during his Black Girl Era. The beard was sharp, the fits were cleaner, and the confidence hit different. He was giving fine and styled, not just tall and present.

Now? Despite dating the most powerful woman in pop and having access to every stylist and trainer on Earth… he somehow looks like a retired gym teacher on vacation.

It’s wild how having more money, more fame, and more opportunity can still result in less swag.

R22 He looks more handsome now. More handsome lately than in earlier versions.

"I guess the Applebee's near me is an exception"

Because you live on the east coast where everyone is hatchet-faced fugly- unless they are actors or Ford models.

The crypt-keeper's reference to "Ford models" is chef kiss.

R24 I don’t know because I have a fetish I like him looking more redneck looking, more blue collar, farm boy jock— how he’s been vibing since getting with Taylor.

They both look like shit.

[quote][R22] He looks more handsome now. More handsome lately than in earlier versions.

No.

I can’t picture him doing some shit like this with Taylor.

Agreed, R32. Because I do it reverse cowgirl

What’s with her hair and makeup? She looks like a waitress at a Chattanooga roadside diner.

Come to Bea's!

He's very handsome. He was before and is now. And you girls who say he isn't would throw your legs in the air if he showed any interest in you, so stop lying just because you don't like him.

And where are these mythical Applebees where all the men look like this? If this were true, all y'all would be trolling all the Applebees men's rooms.

Jeez, no wonder you're single.

His face looks better like this…with more hair and less beard.

So much better looking now. Banal at R30.

That is one handsome man. I don't see any reason to deny it.

She looks haggard with way too much pan-stick for daytime.

The boozing is aging her.

Give them both a break; they are sweating in a barn in Nashville.

[quote]She’s starting to look . . .middle aged.

Oh, god forbid!

Black Don't Crack

What r7 said. He looks like every straight guy everywhere.

[quote]What [R7] said. He looks like every straight guy everywhere.

If that's the case, then the US is truly blessed.

Yes Kelce looks like every straight guy everywhere who is an All American jock of white European genetics, over 6ft 4", with the body and bravado of a a world class athlete, plus blue eyes, a bright white warm smile, and proportional classically handsome and masculine facial features. Dime a dozen. Every time I go to Applebee's there are 5 Travis Kelces. 🤡👍

You see twice as many at Chipotle, but they mostly have bad self-esteem. They follow you to the rest room and beg to suck my cock.

His brother is gross and the gays are all in love with him and his fat hairy back.

I still don’t understand how this woman became as big as the Beatles. She’s blander then bland and her music sucks.

That is an ugly couple

That hair is awful, better short.

She look’s different. He looks fine. Doesn’t look into her at all.

His hair looks stupid. He looks like he's cosplaying Hugh Grant in "9 Months."

R32 "I can’t picture him doing some shit like this with Taylor." Because she's a crypto lesbian and he's a beard.

Who is the Chinese lady at his side?

they look compatible in OP's picture

But seems like he has a thing for black pussies....like robert de niro

^ How does one go from black clam to whiter-than-white Taylor Swift?

They all look the same in the dark.

What is going on with Taylor’s makeup? Is she auditioning for the remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

He has a beautiful butt, too!

[quote]She’s starting to look . . .middle aged. You can see in the photo above what she’ll look like at 50.

Maybe it's the picture at the OP, she looks better here.

From last week. Meh.

Hair from The Chris Gaines Collection*

That ass IS nice, R61.

they make a cute couple. He looks like a lot of fun

Ive always thought he was hot. That is a sad hair cut though . Very 1990s teen drama .

[Quote] Walk into any Applebee's in the country and you'll see a dozen guys who look like him.

If I believed that I would go to Crapplebee's in a heartbeat but never order anything to eat of course

Travis looked much hotter/sexier several years ago before he started dating Taylor - his peak was when he was in Vanity Fair fashion spread and hosted SNL a few years ago with his shaved head/trim beard/swagger/style - now he looks like Chandler from Friends trying to rock a 90s center-party hairdo that's a hair DON'T - IMHO his furry body is sexy, but let's face it: he's not in stellar shape or very muscular, more average Dad bod for a football player - meanwhile, Tay-Tay never looks good: too much make-up, unflattering "designer" outfits and those tack sequined leotards in concert don't do her any favors - she may be mega-rich & successful (by pandering to the lowest common denominator/mainstream), but she's never "sexy" - she seems asexual, or lesbian at best.

He looks like Dr. Phil at R14!

They're both just posing and smiling for the camera. Neither looks really happy, especially him.

R49 I don’t understand it either but then I realized she was consistently writing this middle brow top 40 shit, some of it quite charming. Hey, she can play an instrument, sing in tune, and write a competent pop song. That makes her Picasso in this day and age.

She ain’t no Queen Bey of course, who releases groundbreaking, genre conflating music but as far mainstream pop—Tay is better than that techno trash that ruled the late aughts.

I love going to The Bee for baby back ribs!

Will you please go away with your low-brow tacky-as-fuck "Queen Bey" rhetoric. You're embarrassing for the gays. You lover the level in the room. As soon as someone trots out "Queen Bey" as a counterpoint in a discussion of any pop star, the world laughs. People start looking for a way to exit the conversation with your grim boilerplate diva worship. My god. Read yourself.

R74 Your lack of understanding of her excellence as well as quality music is your problem, not ours.

And I worship no one but God.

You are a risible, drug-addled, fake persona but bonafide troll. Why you've been un-banned is the question. But congrats on the current sobriety and anti-schizoid therapy.

[quote]Will you please go away with your low-brow tacky-as-fuck "Queen Bey" rhetoric.

Good Lord yes. The "Queen Bey" rhetoric is tacky AF and so low-IQ.

He looks like a hotter Dr. Phil if Dr. Phil were younger and had more hair.

R77 Bitch I work for a living. Get a life and a friend.

[quote]So much better looking now. Banal at [R30].

Tell us you're white without telling us you're white.

Taylor would never...

He looks better now

He's nice looking. Taylor just looks odd.

His swag evaporated the day he started dating Taylor.

^ He looks truly ridiculous there. Swag = tacky, low class.

Swag = sleek, cool and stylish. Taylor = cornpone and corny.

Before Taylor he looked like a model. With Taylor, he looks like the kind of redneck cop who turns off his body cam before pulling someone over.

Either way, he's hot (redneck cops are hot)

The hair is tragic in that early-to-mid-90s boyband kind of way, but he's a hot guy. That abomination can always be restyled; the rest of him is just fine.

At R87 she looks great there, sophisticated. He looks silly with the Miami Vice t-shirt under an oversized double-breasted jacket.

He looks dopey in his "swag "

He looks like a cousin'-breedin' member of Hee-Haw these days.

He's always needed someone to keep out of trouble---his brother has served that purpose most of their lives. One of the streaming services has their biodoc.

There is just something not right about this woman's face.

[quote]It reads like she’s into the moment emotionally while he’s just… present. Not exactly reciprocating the vibe she’s putting out.

See, I am reading the exact opposite. I think Taylor is detached and looking like she is ready to bolt.

Travis' Super Bowl loss this year really seemed to jolt these two. They quickly disappeared after the loss and have not really reemerged. I thought they would get married at one point, but now I think they will be over by the end of summer.

Taylor better hurry up and get knocked up. It's now or never if she wants kids the natural way. She is pushing 40 at this point.

I like her fine, but she's going overboard with her look. She looks like Lucille Ball. Her winged eyeliner is really overdone.

If they haven’t gotten engaged yet, it’s not going to happen.

“I’m beautiful” 🤡

Give Taylor a few years and she'll be looking like Mrs Bing Crosby, Kathryn Grant.

They both have Histrionic Personality Disorder. I can't imagine having the paps follow me everywhere I go for the rest of my natural life.

At best she was marginally pretty in her youth. But most of that was due to grooming and clothing . Now as she ages shes more bland than Leann Rhimes (who I adore BUT...) ! And shes slipping on the clothing too. Do I believe that hot stud is into fucking her ? Hell no ! But its their life to live .

She got him into the parties and meetings he wanted.

TS is looking like absolute shite lately. I have always hated her dishwater hair color and heavy bangs, but now with the terrible makeup and booze bloat she looks horrendous. In the recent wedding photos, her bangs look like she got caught in a rainstorm on the way and they frizzed up. Awful, awful, awful.

I can’t get over how ugly she is in that picture. So strange.