My brother has never farted in front of his wife - married 12 and together 17 years

My partner’s farts peel paint. I wish he’d at least go into another room when he farts.

They probably don’t argue either?

The claim is dubious.

And the phrase "...in front of..." is ridiculous.

R3, you ALWAYS make me laugh! Thanks for that funny - we needed it this Saturday morning. 😀

I'll admit, OP, that I have never farted in front of your brother's wife either. For that matter, I've never farted in front of you nor your brother.

“ I've never farted in front of you”

Liar. I stood behind you at the portapotties at the gay pride parade in NY in 2007. BRUTAL

I only wish you could say the same about the Datalounge, r5.

I swear, I read a study claiming that breathing in the methane of another person helps prevent cancer. That’s why partnered people typically live longer.

Sounds like too much information is shared in that family.

[quote]My brother has never farted in front of his wife - married 12 and together 17 years

In general, women find farting a turn-off, so he probably wants to stay attractive to her, maintain a little mystery between them.

[quote]My partner farted in bed the first time we spent the night together. I can’t imagine holding it in all the time.

On the other hand, most men find farting funny/amusing and generally don't care if someone toots.

I commend your brother, actually. I'm not a fan of "willful farters" who make everyone suffer.

I can't even use that "f" word in public.

I always farted behind my wife so I could blame it on her.

The whole family has called her "Cabbage Rose" since the wedding ceremony.

[quote]My partner farted in bed the first time we spent the night together.

Well, OP, your brother wasn't taking it up the butt the way your partner did.

People fart an average of 23 times a day

Not if they stay away from processed foods

Mary!

he's lying

"People fart an average of 23 times a day."

And when coupled with vaginal odors, the smell is divine, intoxicating and alluring.

I hate the f word!

Man, this is a rough thread.

OP - Gentlemen don’t say fart they say-

Pass Wind 💨

I know a flaming queen who won’t even burp in front of his husband. he leaves the room just to burp. I mean, really?

My partner and I have never knowingly farted in front of each other, after 40 years. But, during rimming, those broccoli farts!..........

[quote]My brother has never farted in front of his wife - married 12 and together 17 years

Because he always sharted instead?

R16 has never spent time around horses.

Processed food has nothing on fresh cruciferous vegetables and legumes.

[quote]My brother has never farted in front of his wife - married 12 and together 17 years

She, however, has gone off like the Siege of Stalingrad three time a day since the wedding breakfast.

[quote] [R16] has never spent time around horses.

Not true. I worked on three seasons of Sex and the City.

The majority of my gaseous emissions occur while I’m asleep (my ostomy bag puffs up to offer clear evidence).

Your brother may believe he doesn’t fart around his wife but his sleeping asshole says he’s a liar.

I hike my leg and let 'em rip around my husband.

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I hate when people feel comfortable enough to fart around me, to be honest.

Having grown up in a family who found farting hilarious I despise the habit with the heat of a 1000 suns. Of course everyone does it ,of course one has accidents , but I let any potential mate know right up front I dont find it funny and dont care for it. Call me a prude (wich is a joke if you knew me ) but both of my long term relationships respected that and acted accordingly .

OP your brother lies! The thought of letting a long, sneaky, silent fart pass, gently wafting in the air, is irresistible. Especially when out doors.

We never fart when the other is around. Possibly at night when sleeping, but certainly not when awake. I didn't even think that people do that.

I take it out to my apartment hallway and I don’t even have a person - I just don’t like the smell of my own farts.

Your brothers smart. Ask Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine.

I sometimes fart in bed at night before dozing off, and It is enormously satisfying. I llive alone, but the thought of having to restrain myself because I share a bed is too terrible to contemplate.

[quote]People fart an average of 23 times a day

We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you any different.