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Sandra Bernhard is SEVENTY today

Sandy B has seen it all!

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by Anonymousreply 32June 8, 2025 7:08 AM

I hope she gets her missing T before she dies.

by Anonymousreply 1June 6, 2025 9:09 PM

Sandy dropped the T before it was cool!

by Anonymousreply 2June 6, 2025 9:09 PM

She wanted to differentiate herself from her sister Sarah.

by Anonymousreply 3June 6, 2025 9:10 PM

Spike it, Babe!

by Anonymousreply 4June 6, 2025 9:26 PM

LOVE the woman.

by Anonymousreply 5June 6, 2025 9:28 PM

[quote]Sandra Bernhard is SEVENTY today

...and that saddens me

by Anonymousreply 6June 6, 2025 9:30 PM

Well! We're all getting older.

Consider the alternative...

by Anonymousreply 7June 6, 2025 9:32 PM

She finally looks her age.

by Anonymousreply 8June 6, 2025 9:33 PM

Damn that surprises me. She's been around forever, but I'd've guess 60, 65 at most

by Anonymousreply 9June 6, 2025 9:33 PM

About to turn 71.

Prefer the alternative.

by Anonymousreply 10June 6, 2025 9:33 PM

I remember her early 90s playboy layout.

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by Anonymousreply 11June 6, 2025 9:36 PM

R8 - Yes, she has looked great for her age for years. She always had a pretty nice body as well.

Does't feel like she should be 70 somehow. Early 60s, yes.

But then again Madonna is turning 67 this year - and that makes me feel REALLY old.

by Anonymousreply 12June 6, 2025 9:42 PM

LUV her

by Anonymousreply 13June 6, 2025 9:48 PM

“Baby have you got enough gas?”

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by Anonymousreply 14June 7, 2025 12:10 PM

Her appearances on Letterman’s NBC show, along with Teri Garr’s, were the best. I don’t think Letterman has given her the credit she deserves for how funny and interesting she was. I love Dave by the way.

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by Anonymousreply 15June 7, 2025 12:20 PM

There must have been DUST on those mints.

by Anonymousreply 16June 7, 2025 2:10 PM

She was oddly affecting in severance

by Anonymousreply 17June 7, 2025 2:14 PM

sandy's officially an old battle-axe. I don't mind her in recent years when she's in a good mood.

by Anonymousreply 18June 7, 2025 2:18 PM

She's always looked the same, in my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 19June 8, 2025 3:54 AM

Do I look young and excited?

by Anonymousreply 20June 8, 2025 3:57 AM

“You get on that bed and spread your legs, young lady, and I don’t mean maybe!”

by Anonymousreply 21June 8, 2025 4:59 AM

“I just flew in from North Carolina and I’m a basket case!”

by Anonymousreply 22June 8, 2025 5:00 AM

Has she spoken about Roseanne becoming a MAGAt lunatic? I'm sure they're not close friends anymore because of that.

by Anonymousreply 23June 8, 2025 5:03 AM

Bunny, Ball, Ball.

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by Anonymousreply 24June 8, 2025 5:28 AM

'My father is a proctologist, my mother, an abstract artist- that's how I see the world'

by Anonymousreply 25June 8, 2025 5:33 AM

Yes, she has, R23, in both her year-end Joe’s Pub sets and elsewhere.

by Anonymousreply 26June 8, 2025 6:11 AM

Love her. Happy birthday, Sandra.

by Anonymousreply 27June 8, 2025 6:13 AM

Without Madonna she’s nobody.

by Anonymousreply 28June 8, 2025 6:23 AM

I was her girlfriend on Roseanne.

by Anonymousreply 29June 8, 2025 6:26 AM

I connected with her backstage in Phoenix.

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by Anonymousreply 30June 8, 2025 6:47 AM

I remember seeing her on Roseanne as a kid and thinking she was the only cool person on that show

by Anonymousreply 31June 8, 2025 6:55 AM

R31 did you see my reaction in the mirror? I was like totally shocked!

by Anonymousreply 32June 8, 2025 7:08 AM
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