Walton Goggins is the new spokesperson for WALMART

Sorry. Let's try again...

He looks like the kind of guy who shops in Walmart in rural Louisiana-- the one skinny guy in the store.

[quote]What's going on here?

A truckload of cash, that's what. That price increase across the board the other week? That was all for Walton, baby.

Walmart - Sam WALTON. WALTON Goggins.

So who is the bigger sellout -- Goggins or Pete Townshend?

It’s an attack on Amazon’s craptopia. Duh.

R5 The Who sold out many, many years ago.

Get a clue—from The Who.

I certainly don't remember him winning the Spokesmodel category on Star Search.

He's managed to piss away a tremendous amount of goodwill for him in a short time. Wow.

They paid him with an eight-ball and $2 million.

That commercial gives me the creeps. why is that other guy sneaking in to sleep there? the whole thing is off.

Why blame him for getting paid while he can? I'd do the same.

Yes he's obviously Sam Walton's love child.

Oh my God—it’s major trolling of Amazon—

You’d think it would get through the membrane here, at least.

Vault-Tec's greatest spokesman in all his hillbilly glory.

[quote]Why blame him for getting paid while he can?

He's doing exactly what Uncle Baby Billy did each time the Gemstones threw him a lifeline.

Is he officially A-list now? I remember when he was a nobody.

I would happily order more things from Walmart (I have Walmart+ and Amazon Prime) but they don't have nearly the selection of things Amazon does, and their website is much more poorly organized. And there seems to be proportionately more fake or truly crappy stuff from third-party vendors.

I always shop Walmart dot com before Amazon.

Jeff Bezos does not need any more money during his remaining lifetime.