Meghan "I'm Sussex Now" posts twerking video while giving birth to Lilibet

"The evil tabloids are invading our privacy...also, here are my twat flaps"

I don't know enough about pregnant women to know I usually try to run away. Either way its a horrible video.

Markle farkle face

Ewwww, the American version of the Royal Family is really rather tacky.

It really makes one glad that Pa was an only child.

We are literally like a week away before Megz releases a sex video. This woman reeks of desperation to the point I wonder if she's have a breakdown because people just don't seem to care anymore.

She's disgusting.

Is this dancing what caused her post eclampsia?

Perhaps the twerking caused Lilibet’s “dramatic birth”?!?!?

The bump definitely doesn’t look real.

But her arms are beefy in a pregnancy bloat kind of way, so who knows.

"The Duke of Sussex, 40, wrote that he told Meghan he wanted to be the first person their daughter saw when she was born and got into position when the time came.

"I went and stood beside the doctor. We both crouched. As if about to pray. The doctor called out: The head is crowning. Crowning, I thought. Incredible," Prince Harry wrote in Spare, referencing the double meaning between the stage of labor and royal headwear.

"The skin was blue. I worried the baby wasn’t getting enough air. Is she choking? I looked at Meg," he continued. "One more push, my love! We're so close."

Sooooo no hospital I'm aware of would ever let a woman in labor wear her street clothes and jewellery. Even if this was an appointment to induce labor, she would be in a gown actively connected to an IV machine. Also this room actually looks more a like a post-natal room rather than a delivery room.

A part of me feels like they try and repeatedly fail to appeal to the public because they want to be taken "seriously." If they were just living off of their respective fortunes and attending society events as socialites and minor celebrities, they would not be as scrutinized as they are. Instead, they want to be taken seriously in whatever they do, push agendas and air grievances. I think they should probably rethink that. There's nothing wrong with just traveling and enjoying life, throwing a few back at various garden parties and soirees, and being transparent that you just want to live the good life, and that's that.

Hard core attention whore.

For the benefit of the doubt maybe they did do this while she was pregnant, they forgot to film it then decided to remake it after she gave birth but before they left the hospital?

Bless their hearts

Meghan was definitely pregnant. You can see the weight gain in her face and arms.

Are pregnancy bellies jiggly? My girl cousin says they are hard and firm and don't bounce up and down.

Is that "hospital" room a General Hospital set? Maybe she used her father's old connections to film her bizarre little dance video there?

Why were they filming when they've repeatedly asked for 'privacy'? They're just so calculating and phony.

I can't bring myself around to believe she could fake a pregnancy because there is no way it wouldn't eventually get out somehow. Too many people would have to be in on the secret. That being said, the way her stomach is moving here...this doesn't seem natural. I'm going to with the idea that this was earlier in her pregnancy and that she perhaps had a towel or something stuffed in her dress (this would also explain why she is in regular clothes and jewellery and has makeup on, rather than a hospital gown and not glammed up). It's so hard to tell because Meghan and Harry have lied about so many things.

Honestly, this video is a total embarrassment. It's something you do to keep between you and your partner and maybe some close friends, but not posted for the whole world to see, particularly if you're a so-called royal duchess. Can you imagine if Catherine had done this and posted it....I swear it would end the monarchy. I think it's time the Palace pull the titles and end this fiasco once and for all.

R17 Late in the second trimester, a pregnant belly firms up because the uterus it's pushing against the abdominal wall, which has the double effect of protecting the baby as it begins to move around more. A woman could not bounce her tummy in the manner Megz is doing here (it also risks harming the baby). Also a third trimester pregnancy belly is smooth not lumpy like Megz'. Also improbable are the moments Megz has her legs together which is physically impossible for a heavily pregnant woman...also I doubt she could do the low twerking with out holding something to avoid falling over given the center of her gravity is off due to pregnancy.

[quote]But her arms are beefy in a pregnancy bloat kind of way

You must be Karen Carpenter's mom, her arm looks quite toned here.

The second hand embarrassment is so strong, I'm going to die from it

Retired nurse here, that is not a pregnant woman. Belly too high, moves around far too easily, and is uneven. As other have said, a hospital would not allow her to be in her wear outside clothes for hygienic reasons. I'm not saying she wasn't every pregnant, but she isn't in this clip.

I do wish I were as trim as he is (or was at the time of this video).

I’d never have danced in hospital to the Watusi with Caroline bouncing around in my belly—Jack would’ve rather I’d used one of Lady Bird’s bowling balls!

I remember a viral video back then of a heavily pregnant woman dancing with her cute black husband. I think these two roughly recreated it. Today I went to search for that video but had no luck. I did, however, see many videos of very pregnant women dancing. Based on that, I don't think what we're seeing here is impossible.

I read a bunch of conspiracy theorists saying her belly is lumpy, but it's just the uterine and fetal monitors strapped across her belly. I've been in more labor and delivery rooms than the average gay guy thanks to close relationships with my sisters and cousins.

As for being allowed clothing and jewelry, I'm sure being a prince of England (and other territories for the sticklers) means you get away with a lot.

She's not fat by American standards, but she's definitely carrying more weight than usual for Meghan. Her face is full, her ass is ample, her arms have heft. In the photo where she's holding the newborn her fingers are swollen.

I think it's tacky to share this given their titles. It's probably a response to Brooke Shields referring to Meghan as being too serious and precious, along with all the surrogacy theories.

Meghan annoys me to no end. She's so damn disingenuous. And the way she talks about her life and her "businesses," it's like she thinks we're dumbasses.

I'd like to put them both on a boat and send them back to the UK. THAT is a reality show I'd pay big money to watch.

All that said, I do not think they would be able to pull off surrogacy and wish people would shut up about it. It makes those with legitimate complaints look crazy by association.

It’s a deeply embarrassing video and the wine mom rap song is just diabolical.

I raised a whore.

Where is Sarah Cooper when you need her?

There is no “Duchess Meghan”, usatoday. There never has been. But speaking of has-beens, there’s just tragic ol’ desperate for attention Meghan Markle. Or Meghan Sussex, if you like. Or Meghan Mountbatten-Windsor, if you must.

She’d have been better off keeping up the yachting and landing a Saudi instead - there’s some serious coinage there.

Guess Daily Mail weren't wrong about the "Straight Outta Compton" headline after all.

The US edition of the Daily Mail, r31, written in the US by Americans.

Not even original.

Actually r32, it was written by a British reporter based in LA.

I checked out Reddit and even a few of her supporters think it's fake but their take on it is that she is trolling her haters with a fake bump to piss them off. This woman has zero self-awareness and no sense of humor, so there's no way that she would make fun of herself.

I don't know. I haven't watched her lifestyle series, but Mrs. Harry Mountbatten-Windsor of Montecito, CA, USA ought to concentrate on that. It has some audience. He ought to concentrate on his Invictus Games. In short, both ought to move forward.

Instead, they feed the public (with the connivance of People Magazine) endlessly recycled stories about their wedding, the births of their children, and their grievances.

It's tired. It shows them to be vapid narcissists.

They're like a couple of aspiring "Influencers," always looking for the video clip that will go viral. A middle-aged couple looking like a million others trying to do the same.

Vapid, sad couple.

This video is so ridiculous. Thank god QEII isn't alive to see this shit. Charlie strip their titles so you can finally say "we don't know her."

Many many rich women use surrogates. The idiot Hilaria Baldwin used them and profited off pretending she didn’t.

It’s a nasty dirty secret IMO. mark my words, there will be adverse fall out from using surrogates.

R38 If it were to be discovered Meghan used a surrogate and lied to the public about it, not only would it tank what little reputation she had left, it would create a constitutional crisis due to the fact that under British (and Commonwealth Realms law), Archie and Lilly would have to be removed from the line of succession and their titles stripped as to be in the line of succession, a child has to be born of their royal (either by blood or marriage) mother's body. It would severely damage the monarchy. It would be hard to believe that they knew nothing about Megz using a surrogate.

She’s obviously pregnant, her midsection is huge. If she were wearing a prosthetic, she was also wearing one on her ass, because her ass is giant.

R39 How would it cause a constitutional crisis ffs? They'd just be removed from the line of succession. They're so far down it already it would take a King Ralph style disaster to put them anywhere near the throne.

They are fake and alienating. I don't care about the pregnancy rumors because there's no subject that I want to know less about. But I understand why the rumors have traction: there's something "off" about everything that they do.

Twerking helped her land the ginger.

Ghastly! Didn’t she claim to have preeclampsia and was deeply sick? Where is the Bp monitor?

postpartum eclampsia., r45

Black women on Lipstick Alley, not the British-American hate thread, thought they were silly and cute. I think any attention you give her is like fertilizer. Do not encourage narcissists.

I think she's almost likeable here, except for the fact that's ridiculous to post the video to IG.

Surrogate conspiracists are tiresome, but here we are in 2025. In terms of MM, there's no explaining away the weight she put on, especially in her face. It took her a long time to slim down after the second one--I remember thinking she must've started on Ozempic eventually.

I have always thought that Meghan is praying for a nip skip, some kind of accidental nudity. Many of her shirts and dresses have cutaways near her tit, flimsy straps, etc. she is exactly the kind of narcissist who would love to expose herself. It must driver her crazy that in the billions of articles and tweet posts, some have called her beautiful but zero have ever called her sexy. No one on earth is beating off to Meghan. It must truly be killing her. So now we have the skin on skin picture with the baby…inching closer and closer to more and more skin. As soon as she is divorced, she will start doing “tasteful” nudes.

Former OB/GYN where. The weight gain suggests she was probably pregnant, just not in this clip.

MM has to really watch it because she is crossing the unfuckable line for straight women soon. 45 maybe? Where she will be considered elderly by celeb standards and no one will give a fuck about her.

Harry is hanging on desperately to the front of his hair, his hairline. Once he truly goes bald, he is totally finished. He is another one no one on earth wants to fuck at this point.

I have always loathed MM, but for the first few years, she was incontestably facially beautiful. (Her body always sucked.). But in the last couple of years, her hair is ratty and she has emaciated ozempic face. Can you guys see this also? I feel like she has totally lost her beauty. I wouldn’t look at her twice at a Walmart.

[QUOTE]some have called her beautiful but zero have ever called her sexy. No one on earth is beating off to Meghan

Why would any red-blooded man want to?🤔 It’s only a rare blue-blooded and genetically deficient spare (per his mother) who looked twice.

She was way more puffy in her Oprah lie-fest than she is in that tacky video. What happened?

The "pre-" in pre-eclampsia doesn't mean prior to delivery. It's a precursor to eclampsia and can continue after birth. The term for that is postpartum pre-eclampsia.

[quote] —Jaclyn

Oh, Jacqueline: if only you could still spell you name correctly from beyond the grave.

That video at R53 was just sad. She tries too hard, and it's obvious.

Bump. Joking aside…

Meanwhile, across the Pacific Ocean Thomas Markle Senior and Junior are living in a bachelor pad in the Philippines and are having a hard time adjusting (it gets really hot and humid, who knew?) However, Jr. has found himself a young gal so all is well.

I didn't believe she used surrogates but there is no way she didn't fake that belly. She filmed this at some time other than just before delivery with fake padding.

All the Meghan stuff is good for a laugh, this theater dude for example.

R39 Lili was born in the US. Why would the RF know anything about Meghan’s pregnancies?

R62, Archie was born in the UK. I don't think they used surrogates, but even if they did I don't think it would have an impact on the royal family. Archie and Lili have no chance of succeeding to the throne, and not has Harry.

That guy at R61 is so funny. Eventually he'll get put on some terrible sitcom and we'll never see him again.

It’s fake, like literally everything else she does.

“Look at my exploding body in the delivery room!”

“GIVE ME MY PRIVACY!!”

I remember a female commentator pointing out that a woman so far into pregnancy would not have been in Meghan’s killer high heels and certainly not squatting down to talk to some random kid. PR till proved otherwise and it wouldn’t surprise me to learn a surrogate was used.

There was no surrogate used. Kate also wore heels well into advanced pregnancy, it's just what prominent women do. Plus, Megan was huge, in her ass, her arms and her face. I don’t think her ego would have allowed all that added padding/weight.

Thanks, OP, but I will not be clicking on that link.

For those kids to teach the throne would require a Nepalese royal family style blood bath. That event would end the institution, not any possible surrogacy

Better view of the bump. It looks like it's not actually part of her body...but what do I know. I'm a major fag.

[quote]Also it's covering her vag at one point in a way a pregnant belly wouldn't

Flunked the Biology section of your high school Equivalency Exam, did you? The vagina is an external organ; perhaps the word "crotch" would have been more accurate.

Sad that you had to post a thread regarding an incident from five years ago. Pathetic, actually, as is your childish obsession with Meghan Markle.

R72. The vaginal is an external organ? Tell us more, professor.

Cleaner is here. Gud luck wit that dear

^^ My bad, meant to type "internal" organ and did not catch error when proofreading.

R72. Thanks for the correction. I wouldn’t have wanted the error to detract from the enormous value of the comment and the righteous scolding it contains. Thanks so much! Post again quickly?

And they wonder why so many find Kate perhaps chilly personally, but so much more classy and appropriate as a public figure to represent the UK. Good lord why release this? You can see her nips in the close up video.

She is so tone deaf and stupid.

Who finds Catherine chilly personally, r77?

R72 Rachel is probably prolapsed from being all loosey goosey. So in her case her pussy is both internal AND external.

Word for word with r77

Hint: a pregnant belly is firm and doesn’t make the wave

It's not so much that I hate the Sussexes, but I hate what I see them doing to King Charles, Queen Camilla, Prince William and the Princess of Wales. They haven't done anything for them to deserve to be dropped into constant maelstroms of controversy.

LOL r82. You’re concerned about the wellbeing of the King and Queen of England.

R83, I'm concerned that an aging man stricken with cancer is being subjected to emotional blackmail. That's indecent on any level.

“An aging man stricken with cancer.”

I almost have to be a fan of Markle because you fraus are so dumb and disingenuous.

“King and Queen of the United Kingdom”, of which England is a country, R83.

If you’re going to attempt to engage in snark it helps to get the terminology right.

England is no more the United Kingdom than California is the USA.

R85 You be you. To be a fan of the Harkles is not something of which to be proud.

When I see photos of poor Lilibet, I'm always reminded of Rose's line in Gypsy, "get a feathered hat for the baby", always. Those poor kids.

Next time she sets foot on british soil......

Why doesn't she have a hospital ID tag? Every admitted patient in a hospital will be given an ID tag around their wrist.

^^ Because it’s fake.

She posted it on her Instagram.

She posted a faked video on her Instagram.

She has to be trolling. That monstrous mount of Gibraltar belly is so lumpy it has to be filled with shoe boxes filled with packing peanuts. And when she crouches down it looks like she's taking a dump in a French public toilet. And what the hell is Harry doing? This is why ding dong King Charles had to threaten his teachers to cheat for him or Harry would be thrown out of Eton. In fact I think one teacher was fired because they refused to do it. Charles is a sitcom King. And Harry seems to have gotten all the incest genes. Megan thought she was marrying a billionaire but instead she got a flounder slapped in her face finding out he was just a dinky millionaire. She went bonkers when she found out she's not Montecito rich. I don't know how much money she can get in a divorce because all of his money is inherited. I don't know if that counts in California as assets that can be split. But as people pointed out if she writes a book after the divorce she'll get a lot of money for it. And if she finds a great financial advisor and she's lucky she can live quite extravagantly. I wouldn't be surprised if the royal family let's Harry back in if he's divorced from Megan. They're not the brightest people on the planet. And Harry will find another Megan who will drill into his insecurities and betray them all over again. It seems that the only child Queen Elizabeth produced that was worthy of a crown was Anne. She does support her ding bat brother but she's really got no other choice

Oh I’m so sorry to have gotten the name of your royalty wrong. Such important people.

[quote]if she writes a book after the divorce she'll get a lot of money for it. And if she finds a great financial advisor and she's lucky she can live quite extravagantly.

She’ll fuck it up like she does EVERYTHING.

What are "incest genes"?

[QUOTE]. In fact I think one teacher was fired because they refused to do it.

The opposite. The teacher was fired for helping Harry with his art project. Or doing it entirely?

R95 if they’re not important to you then why are you here?

One of the talk show hosts should invite her on just to give her a map of England and ask her to point to Sussex.

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[quote]what the hell is Harry doing?

The twerking video was only medium-level embarrassing till Harry showed up at which point it rocketed into WTF territory. He needs to fuck off somewhere very far away.

I didn't need to see either of them twerking. They're both so gross.

Who the hell was filming that video? The both come off as complete loons, bored while waiting for the surrogate to deliver. The only bonus is that neither of them seems to tire of humiliating themselves in front of the whole world.

R104, with modern mobile phones you can just set them up on a surface and record, no need for someone to be holding the phone.

Allegedly sources close to Meghan are saying she's happy with the videos response. That she posted it for an American audience and a more "prudish" UK one. Having lived in both countries let me tell you, American culture is far more prudish than the UK's. Americans are far more conservative and pearl clutching when it comes to sex.

It's also an incredibly stupid response. So that's the level a 40-something woman is stopping to? "The Brits are all prudes, whereas my Americans love me, especially the young ones"? Imagine how obnoxious she must have been when still in the UK, slamming anyone who was trying to guide her in appropriate behaviour for a public figure.

She sounds as though she's mentally and emotionally stuck at age 15, trying to show the "mean" girls who wouldn't let her into their clique that she's made it bigger than they ever could.

R107, you've nailed it. I'll only add that she thinks she's that mean 15yo still in the 90s.

"stopping to" in r107 should read "stooping to"

Sources close to Meghan = Meghan herself.

[quote] That she posted it for an American audience and a more "prudish" UK one

Which is entirely consistent with her mocking curtsying to QEII in their Netflix series.

"I was mocking myself" would be her go-to defense if that was ever called-out about the curtsy thing to her face.

That is a classic denial tactic, similar to when people know when they.ve deliberately said something offensive, then when called out about it, they retreat behind "I was joking".

Damn, Markle is unlikable. Part of me still wishes she wasn't but then again, I'm a sentimental fool.

Her twerking video isn't even original. She copied it from another pregnant mother, but that mother was wearing a hospital gown, and her belly didn't look like a bunch of pillowcases stuffed under her dress.

The saddest thing about the video is that it was released for/in honor of Lilibet's birthday, but as per usual the Duchess made it all about herself.

The most logical thing to do after botching the American Riviera Orchard "brand building" and failing to successfully roll out a limited number of As Ever products, the most logical thing to do is THINK BIG. Is this what that whole slew of staff is advising her?

She’s probably seen the inside of more than a few 3 star hotel rooms during her yachting years, so there’s that. Looking forward to this latest attempt at…something…anything, although “We’re staying at the Markle!” doesn’t exactly trip off the tongue.

Harry can be in charge of folding the bath towels into swans, scattering petals on beds and the placement of As Ever chocolates on pillows every night.

[quote]Harry can be in charge of folding the bath towels into swans

Please! You think he could master any task that has more than two steps? He probably can't even roll his own joints.

Who will be in charge of the bedside pretzel bags?

The opposite. The teacher was fired for helping Harry with his art project. Or doing it entirely?

But he would have not been able to graduate Eton if his teachers didn't do his work for him. He only got into the school because he was a member of the royal family. If his teachers didn't help him he could have never graduated. There must have been enormous pressure to pass him no matter what. I mean Charles and his courtiers must have gone full out mob on the school administration. Maybe it was out of guilt but Charles has totally protected Harry his whole life and karma is biting him in the ass big time with Harry's treatment of him. Harry it turns out is as big and nasty a narcissist as Meghan. He was lucky he had charm to spare to help cover his sociopathic tendencies. His grandfather was dying and he does Oprah. His grandmother was dying and they all knew he was preparing Spare. And now his father is coping with an extremely serious cancer and Harry strikes at him like a serpent at every opportunity. He is so horribly cruel it is breathtaking.

Harry, childlike, will sprinkle the flowers.

The twerking video is she of two geriatric pregnancies *still* tediously trying to push herself as being a "young mother."

#sigh

One of the recent posted pics has a shot of Markle’s butt in white pants or jeans, I think.

I’d bet a lot of money she only posted that pic to “show off” her now-skinny ass.

Problem is, she now looks “wormy” as my Grandmother would say. Meaning no muscle, sickly-skinny, flat ass.

I found this while reading an article about how Trump’s narcissism drives his decision-making. This study was linked in the article.

[QUOTE]We report two studies (N = 452) that explore how these dispositions affect their decision making. We show that grandiose narcissists' overconfidence, impulsivity, and a willingness to ignore expert advice results in a higher likelihood of making a bad decision. In addition, after getting the wrong answer, grandiose narcissists are more likely to blame others and remain self-confident in their judgment.

•Grandiose narcissists are overconfident and often rely on their own intuition to make decisions.

•This can lead them to make less accurate decisions.

•They remain confident in their decisions and externalize blame.

•They also often assume leadership positions in organizations.

•These tendencies can put the organizations they lead at risk.

R114 R115 Harry accidentally exposed Meghan in Spare. He basically said whenever she goes to London on vacation/business she has her luggage stored at Soho House without even staying there. Which is something high class prostitutes tend to do with hotels.

Wait. People paid to fuck chicken legs Markle???

R124

R`124 it was included in the price of the yacht trip along with meals. But you had to buy a drink package.

They definitely did this video to troll 🧌

They think they're soooo smart. Oh, look at us trolling the trolls! It's obvious and pointless not clever and exacting.

They trolled to make themselves look so lowlife? Is that a new aspiration?

They see it as mocking the trolls but it has the opposite effect. They come off very badly.

This is what everyone is so outraged about? My god. And she looks pregnant to me. (Source: I am a woman and have a child.) it's odd that she's holding on to it all the time and not to something else instead to ensure her balance. And while it's stupid to release the video while demanding privacy at the same time, but it's orders of magnitude less awful than going to the scene of a school shooting and bringing a film crew to make it about you.

No one’s outraged, they’re just laughing at them

R131 no many are outraged and think it's proof she's plebs. I take twerking over a swastika any day.

Many have pointed out that the position of the belly is off and it's too soft and moves too much for that supposed stage of pregnancy.