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I’m 61 Years Old And I’m Not Interested In Anyone Interested in Me And Certainly...

Not Anyone Interested in Any Real Human Contact. I am a dreary old deluded gay incel with an exhaustive bullet-pointed list of both bizarre and pathetically mundane deal breakers. These I will now share with you in my creepy dead-affect utterances. I haven't been touched since the Clinton years and that was a special friend arranged for me by mother.

Now I Would Prefer Someone Mid To Late 20’s Who Rowed Crew at Princeton and Works at Goldman and Has a Straight Cut 9 Inch Penis. Yes I saw this man getting out of a taxi but I did not say hello because I have not been introduced to him.

Does Datalounge think this is too young for me or within the realm of possibility?

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2025 6:59 PM

Good luck with everything!

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2025 5:53 PM

Hi Freida Claxton.

by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2025 6:03 PM

OP/Gus, 29? Why are you going for someone so old.

Go for the gold, go for a 22 year old!

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2025 6:36 PM

Tilt head back, insert silver Tiffany telephone dialer in nose, rubber mallet, problems solved OP.

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2025 6:59 PM
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