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BELOW DECK SEASON 12. GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF THE CHEF'S FACE!!!!!!

This season promises to be a shit show.

by Anonymousreply 28June 18, 2025 5:47 AM

Is EVERBODY GAY!!!!???

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2025 5:12 AM

Is Fraser still anorexic?

by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2025 6:03 PM

The crew... what's with all the stupid names? They're even worse than Brayden and Jayden.

Oh god... someone from Love Island France? I hate when they use former reality tv personalities. I bet she was hired just became she's pretty and famous. She will probably suck at her job. Hope she proves me wrong though.

Fraser is back! He has a boyfriend? Convenient that they can see each other only once a month. Fraser only cares about himself. The makeup is just as bad this season. Yikes. The color of his foundation is horrible. The makeup people must hate him.

The bosun seems like a mess. He will mess up for sure.

Rainbeau?! Um... ok.

The curly haired stew is so manly she looks like a lesbian.

Happy to see Kyle back.

Lawrence is a chef? Hope he can cook. He's no looker. He's a born again Christian? Oh no.

Damo is probably the best looking guy, and I wasn't even that impressed. Fraser and Kyle are decent. The rest... ugh. Not so much. Too many women and not enough men. As usual. This is what happens when they hire gender-based, JUST to have women as deckhands.

Summarized: won't be watching for the eye candy. Hopefully there will be drama this season. Who knows... maybe we will get a hot deckhand if someone gets fired. One can only hope.

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2025 6:21 PM

Oh no... I forgot the woman with the short blonde hair. That's not a good sign.

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2025 6:23 PM

TWO lesbians this season? So boring. Yet we can never have two gay men. Wonder why.

by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2025 6:27 PM

It's already been made public that Chef Anthony returns this season. Because he worked out so well the first time?

by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2025 9:11 PM

So Frazier won't try to cruise Damo? Just wait till he finds out Damo has a dick piercing, he'll be on his back with his skinny legs in the air in a second. Even Kyle seemed interested.....and then in the season preview Damo and Kyle are naming all of the hookups in the season an Damo says "me and Frazier and you and Frazier" and Kyle says "and me and you...."

LOL.....

Damo and Frazier lying by the sea.

F-U-C-K-I-N-G.

Can't be love, won't be marriage.

But here comes Frazier with a baby carriage!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7June 10, 2025 10:06 AM

I'm enjoying this season so far mostly because the crew is filled with interesting characters. Damo is definitely eye candy.

by Anonymousreply 8June 10, 2025 1:36 PM

Good new episode. There will probably be a confrontation between Fraser and Anthony, he alluded to it by saying he knows Fraser was behind his firing. Btw... is that queen Anthony still pretending to be straight?

by Anonymousreply 9June 10, 2025 6:39 PM

R7 I would love that, but I think it was a joke.

by Anonymousreply 10June 10, 2025 6:40 PM

R9. They fast forwarded to the Fraser/Anthony confrontation. Looks nasty.

R7i swear there's a very quick glimpse of Fraser and Damo making out in the hot tub in the season preview.

by Anonymousreply 11June 10, 2025 7:26 PM

R10 I am sorry but I think you are correct.

by Anonymousreply 12June 10, 2025 9:24 PM

R11 They did show them making out in the hot tub.

I swear, there's something about being out on the sea that makes these people so horny they'll do anything with anybody.

by Anonymousreply 13June 12, 2025 11:18 AM

Well, so much for the born again Christian chef who found serenity in the Holy Spirit.

He cursed more than any of the other crew members combined.

by Anonymousreply 14June 12, 2025 11:19 AM

I'm surprised the crew got such a big tip from that first group of guests, being as the staff didn't wipe down the light switches properly and the chef fucked up their steak dinners.

by Anonymousreply 15June 12, 2025 11:20 AM

Can't wait for the episode featuring the 5-day cruise with the gay porn stars.

by Anonymousreply 16June 12, 2025 11:21 AM

R15 Some people are just nice.

by Anonymousreply 17June 12, 2025 11:44 AM

These guests were very nice and very understanding. They just wanted to have a good time. The primary could have been a dick when he sent his steak back but he wasn't.

by Anonymousreply 18June 12, 2025 12:11 PM

Damo is cute, but his bad hair is distracting, and knowing he has a dick piercing is a complete turnoff for me.

I don't like accessorized genitalia, and I don't want to chip a tooth.

by Anonymousreply 19June 12, 2025 2:38 PM

I predict Solène and Caio will be both be fired.

by Anonymousreply 20June 12, 2025 2:40 PM

Solène is lazy and stupid, but Barbara is harsh and lacks empathy.

That's not going to bode well for their working relationship.

by Anonymousreply 21June 12, 2025 2:43 PM

Anthony looks as if he has gained weight - especially in the hips. But that's what pity drinking and fucking like a slut will do.....they tell me.

by Anonymousreply 22June 12, 2025 3:35 PM

So Lawrence finally gets it together the day he leaves.....and now Anthony will be underwater by dinner time on the second day.

Kyle looked nice in his outfit - if I had known that was him with the below the waist close up, I might have looked closer.

by Anonymousreply 23June 17, 2025 12:02 PM

The porn stars were not so bad

by Anonymousreply 24June 17, 2025 2:07 PM

They've got four days to go!

by Anonymousreply 25June 17, 2025 2:15 PM

Lawrence should have stuck it out. Anthony will flop. Again.

by Anonymousreply 26June 17, 2025 4:39 PM

I like chef Anthony. He's nice. The porn stars actually seemed really nice too. Of course there had to be a G4P too. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 27June 18, 2025 3:02 AM

Did y'all notice chef Anthony doesn't have a "girlfriend" anymore? He said it's just him and the cat. I still think he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 28June 18, 2025 5:47 AM
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