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BELOW DECK SEASON 12. GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF THE CHEF'S FACE!!!!!!

This season promises to be a shit show.

by Anonymousreply 105July 22, 2025 6:15 PM

Is EVERBODY GAY!!!!???

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2025 5:12 AM

Is Fraser still anorexic?

by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2025 6:03 PM

The crew... what's with all the stupid names? They're even worse than Brayden and Jayden.

Oh god... someone from Love Island France? I hate when they use former reality tv personalities. I bet she was hired just became she's pretty and famous. She will probably suck at her job. Hope she proves me wrong though.

Fraser is back! He has a boyfriend? Convenient that they can see each other only once a month. Fraser only cares about himself. The makeup is just as bad this season. Yikes. The color of his foundation is horrible. The makeup people must hate him.

The bosun seems like a mess. He will mess up for sure.

Rainbeau?! Um... ok.

The curly haired stew is so manly she looks like a lesbian.

Happy to see Kyle back.

Lawrence is a chef? Hope he can cook. He's no looker. He's a born again Christian? Oh no.

Damo is probably the best looking guy, and I wasn't even that impressed. Fraser and Kyle are decent. The rest... ugh. Not so much. Too many women and not enough men. As usual. This is what happens when they hire gender-based, JUST to have women as deckhands.

Summarized: won't be watching for the eye candy. Hopefully there will be drama this season. Who knows... maybe we will get a hot deckhand if someone gets fired. One can only hope.

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2025 6:21 PM

Oh no... I forgot the woman with the short blonde hair. That's not a good sign.

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2025 6:23 PM

TWO lesbians this season? So boring. Yet we can never have two gay men. Wonder why.

by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2025 6:27 PM

It's already been made public that Chef Anthony returns this season. Because he worked out so well the first time?

by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2025 9:11 PM

So Frazier won't try to cruise Damo? Just wait till he finds out Damo has a dick piercing, he'll be on his back with his skinny legs in the air in a second. Even Kyle seemed interested.....and then in the season preview Damo and Kyle are naming all of the hookups in the season an Damo says "me and Frazier and you and Frazier" and Kyle says "and me and you...."

LOL.....

Damo and Frazier lying by the sea.

F-U-C-K-I-N-G.

Can't be love, won't be marriage.

But here comes Frazier with a baby carriage!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7June 10, 2025 10:06 AM

I'm enjoying this season so far mostly because the crew is filled with interesting characters. Damo is definitely eye candy.

by Anonymousreply 8June 10, 2025 1:36 PM

Good new episode. There will probably be a confrontation between Fraser and Anthony, he alluded to it by saying he knows Fraser was behind his firing. Btw... is that queen Anthony still pretending to be straight?

by Anonymousreply 9June 10, 2025 6:39 PM

R7 I would love that, but I think it was a joke.

by Anonymousreply 10June 10, 2025 6:40 PM

R9. They fast forwarded to the Fraser/Anthony confrontation. Looks nasty.

R7i swear there's a very quick glimpse of Fraser and Damo making out in the hot tub in the season preview.

by Anonymousreply 11June 10, 2025 7:26 PM

R10 I am sorry but I think you are correct.

by Anonymousreply 12June 10, 2025 9:24 PM

R11 They did show them making out in the hot tub.

I swear, there's something about being out on the sea that makes these people so horny they'll do anything with anybody.

by Anonymousreply 13June 12, 2025 11:18 AM

Well, so much for the born again Christian chef who found serenity in the Holy Spirit.

He cursed more than any of the other crew members combined.

by Anonymousreply 14June 12, 2025 11:19 AM

I'm surprised the crew got such a big tip from that first group of guests, being as the staff didn't wipe down the light switches properly and the chef fucked up their steak dinners.

by Anonymousreply 15June 12, 2025 11:20 AM

Can't wait for the episode featuring the 5-day cruise with the gay porn stars.

by Anonymousreply 16June 12, 2025 11:21 AM

R15 Some people are just nice.

by Anonymousreply 17June 12, 2025 11:44 AM

These guests were very nice and very understanding. They just wanted to have a good time. The primary could have been a dick when he sent his steak back but he wasn't.

by Anonymousreply 18June 12, 2025 12:11 PM

Damo is cute, but his bad hair is distracting, and knowing he has a dick piercing is a complete turnoff for me.

I don't like accessorized genitalia, and I don't want to chip a tooth.

by Anonymousreply 19June 12, 2025 2:38 PM

I predict Solène and Caio will be both be fired.

by Anonymousreply 20June 12, 2025 2:40 PM

Solène is lazy and stupid, but Barbara is harsh and lacks empathy.

That's not going to bode well for their working relationship.

by Anonymousreply 21June 12, 2025 2:43 PM

Anthony looks as if he has gained weight - especially in the hips. But that's what pity drinking and fucking like a slut will do.....they tell me.

by Anonymousreply 22June 12, 2025 3:35 PM

So Lawrence finally gets it together the day he leaves.....and now Anthony will be underwater by dinner time on the second day.

Kyle looked nice in his outfit - if I had known that was him with the below the waist close up, I might have looked closer.

by Anonymousreply 23June 17, 2025 12:02 PM

The porn stars were not so bad

by Anonymousreply 24June 17, 2025 2:07 PM

They've got four days to go!

by Anonymousreply 25June 17, 2025 2:15 PM

Lawrence should have stuck it out. Anthony will flop. Again.

by Anonymousreply 26June 17, 2025 4:39 PM

I like chef Anthony. He's nice. The porn stars actually seemed really nice too. Of course there had to be a G4P too. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 27June 18, 2025 3:02 AM

Did y'all notice chef Anthony doesn't have a "girlfriend" anymore? He said it's just him and the cat. I still think he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 28June 18, 2025 5:47 AM

Keep watching you'll find out.

by Anonymousreply 29June 18, 2025 12:45 PM

Why is there always one lazy ass demented deck crew or interior crew member that creates chaos and causes the rest of the team to flounder?

by Anonymousreply 30June 20, 2025 2:59 PM

Wait a minute. So the extremely effeminate black porn star is married to a woman? That's gotta be a marriage of convenience, right? There's no way that guy is gay4pay.

I've heard of Skyy Knox, but I've never watched his porn. His voice is so annoying, though, it doesn't make me want to find any of his "work."

So far, Cade Maddox seems to be the least annoying of all the pornies on the yacht.

by Anonymousreply 31June 21, 2025 2:07 PM

I wanna know who's paying the porn stars to go on this 5-day excursion, because I'm pretty sure they can't afford it on their own.

by Anonymousreply 32June 21, 2025 2:08 PM

Rainbeau needs meds and Selene just needs to get the hell off the boat. Washing her dirty feet in the kitchen sink? Gurl!

by Anonymousreply 33June 21, 2025 2:09 PM

[quote]I wanna know who's paying the porn stars to go on this 5-day excursion, because I'm pretty sure they can't afford it on their own

Yeah, I was wondering the same. Usually the amount guests leave as a tip for the crew is already something like $20,000

by Anonymousreply 34June 21, 2025 2:13 PM

Not one of those porn stars is attractive to me.

Give some vintage Sean Cody boys and put them on the boat and then we're talking must see TV.

by Anonymousreply 35June 21, 2025 2:14 PM

Did we really need to hear on network TV that one of the porn stars pissed in another porn star's hole?

by Anonymousreply 36June 21, 2025 2:41 PM

This is a 5 day cruise so the tip should be around $40,000. I have a feeling they'll leave $15,000.

by Anonymousreply 37June 21, 2025 2:42 PM

Do you think the porn studio these whores work for are financing this excursion?

by Anonymousreply 38June 21, 2025 2:44 PM

R35 I was asked to go, but I said "no" because I'm not a prostatute.

by Anonymousreply 39June 21, 2025 2:51 PM

I knew the tip would be shit.

by Anonymousreply 40June 24, 2025 3:44 AM

Damo and Fraser kissing was one hundred times hotter than anything those cheap, thirsty porn whore guests did.

by Anonymousreply 41June 24, 2025 5:07 AM

The gays always tip the worst. Always. It's the same every season. Why are the gays always cunts?

by Anonymousreply 42June 25, 2025 5:43 AM

R42 Because they have no money and mounds of debt.

by Anonymousreply 43June 25, 2025 12:40 PM

Uh...did no one notice that one of the porn stars on that excursion was just-convicted child molester Austin Wolf?

Looks like the Bravo folks did their best to hide him, but there are a couple of shots where you can see him.

by Anonymousreply 44June 25, 2025 1:22 PM

I wonder if the upcoming group is the one where Kyle fucks a guest?

by Anonymousreply 45June 25, 2025 1:37 PM

Does anyone remember Helen and Richard who were guests on two seasons of BD? The crew thought Richard was a monster and Helen crushed on the chefs. I swear I saw Helen in the coming attractions for this season.

by Anonymousreply 46June 25, 2025 1:50 PM

The fuck kind of fake porn stars were those.... were any of them actually well known? Can our resident DL Gay Porn Intelligentsia please weigh in?

by Anonymousreply 47June 25, 2025 2:33 PM

r40 That's what he said.... after I told him I didn't douche.

by Anonymousreply 48June 25, 2025 2:35 PM

R47 According to LPSG porn aficionados, these were the porn "stars" on board:

@cam4_gay

@KnoxSkyy

@CadeMaddoxXx

@DillonDiaz11

@ThroatSeeker

@tonygenius69

@deviant_diego

@JkabEthanDale

And of course, child molester Austin Wolf, who was apparently arrested shortly after this little trip was over.

by Anonymousreply 49June 25, 2025 2:39 PM

It's interesting that the tip was $19,990. Somebody couldn't have thrown in another $10 to make it an even $20,000?

by Anonymousreply 50June 28, 2025 1:57 PM

R505 Austin Wolf needed to save his cash for his legal defense.

by Anonymousreply 51June 28, 2025 1:58 PM

And once again, Fraser falls for a gay baiting straight boy looking for camera time.

by Anonymousreply 52June 28, 2025 1:58 PM

It kind of felt like they really rushed through those five days with the porn stars. I have a feeling they had to edit a lot out of those episodes so Austin Wolf didn't appear.

by Anonymousreply 53June 28, 2025 7:55 PM

R53. That and, let's face it, they were pretty dull pornstars. Surprisingly well behaved and that's never interesting. You can bet the guest who gets kicked off gets at least three episodes.

by Anonymousreply 54June 28, 2025 9:12 PM

R50 I thought that too. I wonder if the tip was an even number in a different currency and then converted to USD.

by Anonymousreply 55June 29, 2025 12:14 AM

Say what you will, Fraser - we know why you broke up with your boyfriend. You want some of that pierced dick,

by Anonymousreply 56July 1, 2025 2:37 AM

Poor Caio. He seems like a nice guy but he's lost. I think Kerry is going to promote our lesbian friend to bosun. She deserves it.

by Anonymousreply 57July 1, 2025 2:54 AM

Kyle shows off his cock.

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by Anonymousreply 58July 4, 2025 11:30 AM

R58 That's a nice piece of uncut Scottish meat.

by Anonymousreply 59July 4, 2025 1:54 PM

When they showed Fraser getting dressed, you could see his ribs.

She's heading toward Karen Carpenter territory.

by Anonymousreply 60July 4, 2025 1:55 PM

I'm not crazy about how they're editing this season's episode. We're barely seeing any interaction with the guests, which is part of what makes the show entertaining. In the last episode, they did about a 45-second montage of the guests' 3-day excursion.

by Anonymousreply 61July 4, 2025 1:57 PM

The French chef compared his ex girlfriend to a fish. He is definitely gay. I also think there is some sexual tension between him and Fraser.

by Anonymousreply 62July 4, 2025 3:03 PM

R62 And did you notice the chef's face when Fraser talked about making out with Damon? He looked angry, like he was jealous or resentful.

by Anonymousreply 63July 4, 2025 3:06 PM

I guess Kyle proves that BD doesn't just stand for Below Deck.

by Anonymousreply 64July 4, 2025 3:07 PM

I'm not shocked Caio got fired. I'm just shocked it took this long. He always has excuses when he's messing up. He blames the entire deck team for his own mistakes. He never owns up to it. I wonder if Kyle will get bumped to bosun and they're just gonna hire a new deckhand?

by Anonymousreply 65July 4, 2025 4:01 PM

Jess should get promoted to bosun. Kyle is a goof off.

by Anonymousreply 66July 4, 2025 4:03 PM

I'm sure Solene thinks she would make a great bosum.....but she thinks it's spelled bosom.

by Anonymousreply 67July 4, 2025 6:42 PM

I like Jess, but she doesn't have enough experience yet. Bring in a new bosun. Kyle's good at his job, but I don't think he'd be a good leader.

by Anonymousreply 68July 4, 2025 6:44 PM

Jess has experience as a bosun and Kerry clearly likes her.

by Anonymousreply 69July 6, 2025 10:20 PM

Watching the Porn Star Rerun now. The peeing in the hole remark. omg.

Captain seems like he was trying to compete for screen time with the porny boys by showing up nearly naked when his uniform wasn't ready. .

by Anonymousreply 70July 6, 2025 10:20 PM

Is the neurotic chef gay or straight?

by Anonymousreply 71July 6, 2025 10:23 PM

R70 I love Kerry but he should keep his clothes on. He's no Captain Jason.

by Anonymousreply 72July 6, 2025 10:37 PM

You're right. He needs a tan. Captain Jason. Swoon.

Fraser trying to be a dom with his little Dracula cape. Please lol.

by Anonymousreply 73July 6, 2025 10:48 PM

Fraser has worn out his welcome. Mommy needs a new Chief Stew.

by Anonymousreply 74July 7, 2025 12:12 AM

I hope tonight has some man on man action.....or at least some cabin butt shots.

by Anonymousreply 75July 7, 2025 6:23 PM

R71 He says he's straight, but those eyebrows say gay.

by Anonymousreply 76July 7, 2025 7:12 PM

Gay gay gay. Maybe tonight he and Fraser will have the long promised cat fight.

by Anonymousreply 77July 7, 2025 9:46 PM

R77...that ends in a session in the guest cabin.

by Anonymousreply 78July 7, 2025 9:48 PM

OMG. These guests tonight. Trump's America.

by Anonymousreply 79July 8, 2025 12:43 AM

R79. 100%. The new bosun is hot.

by Anonymousreply 80July 8, 2025 12:53 AM

I'm so happy the captain had their backs. He is a very good captain who cares about them.

by Anonymousreply 81July 8, 2025 7:17 PM

The guests are obnoxious. They are rude and have no class. But I would expect nothing less from strip club owners.

by Anonymousreply 82July 8, 2025 7:19 PM

Too much lesbian shit in the new episode. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 83July 8, 2025 7:22 PM

Can't Jess tell that Solene is just using her?

Hugo has a nice butt and an open relationship.

I hope the "concert" is a bust - those pigs won't be happy with anything.

I wonder if this is the group that Captain has to call the police helicopter on.

by Anonymousreply 84July 8, 2025 11:08 PM

Man, those are the kind of guests where you tuck a turd into their packed and departing luggage.

by Anonymousreply 85July 9, 2025 12:23 AM

Strip club owners? They'll probably tip in damp singles.

by Anonymousreply 86July 9, 2025 12:23 AM

I hope this is the group of guests the captain kicks off the boat. The way the last episode was edited, it seems it's leading up to that.

by Anonymousreply 87July 10, 2025 10:52 AM

Selene is an attention whore, using her time on the boat to do anything she can to get camera time.

It's too bad she's using Kyle and Jess. Poor Kyle can't distinguish between his dick and his heart, and I'm afraid Jess is starting to believe Selene is really into her, too, when all Selene is doing is making sure the cameras follow her.

by Anonymousreply 88July 10, 2025 10:54 AM

What is up with Rainbeau (stupid name, by the way) kicking the stew in the back of the leg?

That's unacceptable. Barbara should've reported that to Fraser.

by Anonymousreply 89July 10, 2025 3:05 PM

The new bosun is okay looking, but I wouldn't call him "hot."

by Anonymousreply 90July 11, 2025 6:34 PM

R90 I was shocked to find out he's straight. He gives off a gay vibe.

by Anonymousreply 91July 11, 2025 7:21 PM

R91 He'll probably be making out with Fraser in the hot tub before the season's over.

by Anonymousreply 92July 11, 2025 7:24 PM

R90. I meant Ugly Hot.

by Anonymousreply 93July 11, 2025 7:52 PM

Fraser's comment about Solene... that they are friendly on the exterior. Nailed it. Thank god he gets it.

by Anonymousreply 94July 15, 2025 8:06 AM

There is so much sexual tension between Fraser and the chef. It's crazy. They just need to fuck and get it over with.

by Anonymousreply 95July 15, 2025 8:07 AM

R92 Did you catch him saying he needs a connection with people? Not women... people. Is he bi?

by Anonymousreply 96July 15, 2025 8:08 AM

Rainbeau seems unstable and damaged. Something is off about her. The random kissing and hugging of Solene was inappropriate as well as kicking Barbara. She’s like a ticking timebomb that’s going to explode at some point (which I’m, of course, here for).

Solene is a lazy idiot and a slut. No work ethic whatsoever and just a dumbass. She’s like a French broom with tits.

by Anonymousreply 97July 15, 2025 2:25 PM

Rainbeau IS unstable and damaged. It all made sense when she spoke about her childhood. Solene thinks this show will make her famous. I like Barbara.

by Anonymousreply 98July 15, 2025 2:30 PM

More than likely it will make her notorious.

by Anonymousreply 99July 15, 2025 5:35 PM

Solene is a whore fucking her way through the crew.

by Anonymousreply 100July 22, 2025 12:29 AM

Too much lesbian shit in this episode... again. Why can't they have more gay guys, why just Fraser? They always include so many women, often lesbians, but never more than one gay man. It's kinda homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 101July 22, 2025 8:48 AM

Glad Fraser and the chef made up. Speaking about the chef... I can't figure him out. I was sure he was gay, but then he seemed kinda into Rainbeau? But he also seemed like he wanted to sleep with Fraser? Maybe he's bi.

by Anonymousreply 102July 22, 2025 8:49 AM

Solene is a fame whore - well and a regular whore. I wish they wouldn't give her so much screen time.

And she is lazy as hell. I wish they would just kick her ass off the boat. No one would mind.

by Anonymousreply 103July 22, 2025 2:52 PM

The chef seems like a lot. Major drama queen. I'm sorry they brought him back. Damo and Fraser's date was the most romantic thing I've seen on this show. Of course he had to turn around and make out with the slut to remind everyone he's straight.

by Anonymousreply 104July 22, 2025 4:23 PM

And if Solene keeps eating like she eats on the boat in a couple of years she's gonna be as big as the St. David.

by Anonymousreply 105July 22, 2025 6:15 PM
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