This season promises to be a shit show.
BELOW DECK SEASON 12. GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF THE CHEF'S FACE!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 1, 2025 2:54 AM |
Is EVERBODY GAY!!!!???
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 3, 2025 5:12 AM |
Is Fraser still anorexic?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 3, 2025 6:03 PM |
The crew... what's with all the stupid names? They're even worse than Brayden and Jayden.
Oh god... someone from Love Island France? I hate when they use former reality tv personalities. I bet she was hired just became she's pretty and famous. She will probably suck at her job. Hope she proves me wrong though.
Fraser is back! He has a boyfriend? Convenient that they can see each other only once a month. Fraser only cares about himself. The makeup is just as bad this season. Yikes. The color of his foundation is horrible. The makeup people must hate him.
The bosun seems like a mess. He will mess up for sure.
Rainbeau?! Um... ok.
The curly haired stew is so manly she looks like a lesbian.
Happy to see Kyle back.
Lawrence is a chef? Hope he can cook. He's no looker. He's a born again Christian? Oh no.
Damo is probably the best looking guy, and I wasn't even that impressed. Fraser and Kyle are decent. The rest... ugh. Not so much. Too many women and not enough men. As usual. This is what happens when they hire gender-based, JUST to have women as deckhands.
Summarized: won't be watching for the eye candy. Hopefully there will be drama this season. Who knows... maybe we will get a hot deckhand if someone gets fired. One can only hope.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 3, 2025 6:21 PM |
Oh no... I forgot the woman with the short blonde hair. That's not a good sign.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 3, 2025 6:23 PM |
TWO lesbians this season? So boring. Yet we can never have two gay men. Wonder why.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 3, 2025 6:27 PM |
It's already been made public that Chef Anthony returns this season. Because he worked out so well the first time?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 3, 2025 9:11 PM |
So Frazier won't try to cruise Damo? Just wait till he finds out Damo has a dick piercing, he'll be on his back with his skinny legs in the air in a second. Even Kyle seemed interested.....and then in the season preview Damo and Kyle are naming all of the hookups in the season an Damo says "me and Frazier and you and Frazier" and Kyle says "and me and you...."
LOL.....
Damo and Frazier lying by the sea.
F-U-C-K-I-N-G.
Can't be love, won't be marriage.
But here comes Frazier with a baby carriage!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 10, 2025 10:06 AM |
I'm enjoying this season so far mostly because the crew is filled with interesting characters. Damo is definitely eye candy.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 10, 2025 1:36 PM |
Good new episode. There will probably be a confrontation between Fraser and Anthony, he alluded to it by saying he knows Fraser was behind his firing. Btw... is that queen Anthony still pretending to be straight?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 10, 2025 6:39 PM |
R7 I would love that, but I think it was a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 10, 2025 6:40 PM |
R9. They fast forwarded to the Fraser/Anthony confrontation. Looks nasty.
R7i swear there's a very quick glimpse of Fraser and Damo making out in the hot tub in the season preview.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 10, 2025 7:26 PM |
R10 I am sorry but I think you are correct.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 10, 2025 9:24 PM |
R11 They did show them making out in the hot tub.
I swear, there's something about being out on the sea that makes these people so horny they'll do anything with anybody.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 12, 2025 11:18 AM |
Well, so much for the born again Christian chef who found serenity in the Holy Spirit.
He cursed more than any of the other crew members combined.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 12, 2025 11:19 AM |
I'm surprised the crew got such a big tip from that first group of guests, being as the staff didn't wipe down the light switches properly and the chef fucked up their steak dinners.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 12, 2025 11:20 AM |
Can't wait for the episode featuring the 5-day cruise with the gay porn stars.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 12, 2025 11:21 AM |
R15 Some people are just nice.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 12, 2025 11:44 AM |
These guests were very nice and very understanding. They just wanted to have a good time. The primary could have been a dick when he sent his steak back but he wasn't.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 12, 2025 12:11 PM |
Damo is cute, but his bad hair is distracting, and knowing he has a dick piercing is a complete turnoff for me.
I don't like accessorized genitalia, and I don't want to chip a tooth.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 12, 2025 2:38 PM |
I predict Solène and Caio will be both be fired.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 12, 2025 2:40 PM |
Solène is lazy and stupid, but Barbara is harsh and lacks empathy.
That's not going to bode well for their working relationship.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 12, 2025 2:43 PM |
Anthony looks as if he has gained weight - especially in the hips. But that's what pity drinking and fucking like a slut will do.....they tell me.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 12, 2025 3:35 PM |
So Lawrence finally gets it together the day he leaves.....and now Anthony will be underwater by dinner time on the second day.
Kyle looked nice in his outfit - if I had known that was him with the below the waist close up, I might have looked closer.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 17, 2025 12:02 PM |
The porn stars were not so bad
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 17, 2025 2:07 PM |
They've got four days to go!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 17, 2025 2:15 PM |
Lawrence should have stuck it out. Anthony will flop. Again.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 17, 2025 4:39 PM |
I like chef Anthony. He's nice. The porn stars actually seemed really nice too. Of course there had to be a G4P too. Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 18, 2025 3:02 AM |
Did y'all notice chef Anthony doesn't have a "girlfriend" anymore? He said it's just him and the cat. I still think he's gay.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 18, 2025 5:47 AM |
Keep watching you'll find out.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 18, 2025 12:45 PM |
Why is there always one lazy ass demented deck crew or interior crew member that creates chaos and causes the rest of the team to flounder?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 20, 2025 2:59 PM |
Wait a minute. So the extremely effeminate black porn star is married to a woman? That's gotta be a marriage of convenience, right? There's no way that guy is gay4pay.
I've heard of Skyy Knox, but I've never watched his porn. His voice is so annoying, though, it doesn't make me want to find any of his "work."
So far, Cade Maddox seems to be the least annoying of all the pornies on the yacht.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 21, 2025 2:07 PM |
I wanna know who's paying the porn stars to go on this 5-day excursion, because I'm pretty sure they can't afford it on their own.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 21, 2025 2:08 PM |
Rainbeau needs meds and Selene just needs to get the hell off the boat. Washing her dirty feet in the kitchen sink? Gurl!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 21, 2025 2:09 PM |
[quote]I wanna know who's paying the porn stars to go on this 5-day excursion, because I'm pretty sure they can't afford it on their own
Yeah, I was wondering the same. Usually the amount guests leave as a tip for the crew is already something like $20,000
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 21, 2025 2:13 PM |
Not one of those porn stars is attractive to me.
Give some vintage Sean Cody boys and put them on the boat and then we're talking must see TV.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 21, 2025 2:14 PM |
Did we really need to hear on network TV that one of the porn stars pissed in another porn star's hole?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 21, 2025 2:41 PM |
This is a 5 day cruise so the tip should be around $40,000. I have a feeling they'll leave $15,000.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 21, 2025 2:42 PM |
Do you think the porn studio these whores work for are financing this excursion?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 21, 2025 2:44 PM |
R35 I was asked to go, but I said "no" because I'm not a prostatute.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 21, 2025 2:51 PM |
I knew the tip would be shit.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 24, 2025 3:44 AM |
Damo and Fraser kissing was one hundred times hotter than anything those cheap, thirsty porn whore guests did.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 24, 2025 5:07 AM |
The gays always tip the worst. Always. It's the same every season. Why are the gays always cunts?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 25, 2025 5:43 AM |
R42 Because they have no money and mounds of debt.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 25, 2025 12:40 PM |
Uh...did no one notice that one of the porn stars on that excursion was just-convicted child molester Austin Wolf?
Looks like the Bravo folks did their best to hide him, but there are a couple of shots where you can see him.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 25, 2025 1:22 PM |
I wonder if the upcoming group is the one where Kyle fucks a guest?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 25, 2025 1:37 PM |
Does anyone remember Helen and Richard who were guests on two seasons of BD? The crew thought Richard was a monster and Helen crushed on the chefs. I swear I saw Helen in the coming attractions for this season.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 25, 2025 1:50 PM |
The fuck kind of fake porn stars were those.... were any of them actually well known? Can our resident DL Gay Porn Intelligentsia please weigh in?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 25, 2025 2:33 PM |
r40 That's what he said.... after I told him I didn't douche.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 25, 2025 2:35 PM |
R47 According to LPSG porn aficionados, these were the porn "stars" on board:
@cam4_gay
@KnoxSkyy
@CadeMaddoxXx
@DillonDiaz11
@ThroatSeeker
@tonygenius69
@deviant_diego
@JkabEthanDale
And of course, child molester Austin Wolf, who was apparently arrested shortly after this little trip was over.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 25, 2025 2:39 PM |
It's interesting that the tip was $19,990. Somebody couldn't have thrown in another $10 to make it an even $20,000?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 28, 2025 1:57 PM |
R505 Austin Wolf needed to save his cash for his legal defense.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 28, 2025 1:58 PM |
And once again, Fraser falls for a gay baiting straight boy looking for camera time.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 28, 2025 1:58 PM |
It kind of felt like they really rushed through those five days with the porn stars. I have a feeling they had to edit a lot out of those episodes so Austin Wolf didn't appear.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 28, 2025 7:55 PM |
R53. That and, let's face it, they were pretty dull pornstars. Surprisingly well behaved and that's never interesting. You can bet the guest who gets kicked off gets at least three episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 28, 2025 9:12 PM |
R50 I thought that too. I wonder if the tip was an even number in a different currency and then converted to USD.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 29, 2025 12:14 AM |
Say what you will, Fraser - we know why you broke up with your boyfriend. You want some of that pierced dick,
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 1, 2025 2:37 AM |
Poor Caio. He seems like a nice guy but he's lost. I think Kerry is going to promote our lesbian friend to bosun. She deserves it.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 1, 2025 2:54 AM |