BELOW DECK SEASON 12. GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF THE CHEF'S FACE!!!!!!

Is EVERBODY GAY!!!!???

Is Fraser still anorexic?

The crew... what's with all the stupid names? They're even worse than Brayden and Jayden.

Oh god... someone from Love Island France? I hate when they use former reality tv personalities. I bet she was hired just became she's pretty and famous. She will probably suck at her job. Hope she proves me wrong though.

Fraser is back! He has a boyfriend? Convenient that they can see each other only once a month. Fraser only cares about himself. The makeup is just as bad this season. Yikes. The color of his foundation is horrible. The makeup people must hate him.

The bosun seems like a mess. He will mess up for sure.

Rainbeau?! Um... ok.

The curly haired stew is so manly she looks like a lesbian.

Happy to see Kyle back.

Lawrence is a chef? Hope he can cook. He's no looker. He's a born again Christian? Oh no.

Damo is probably the best looking guy, and I wasn't even that impressed. Fraser and Kyle are decent. The rest... ugh. Not so much. Too many women and not enough men. As usual. This is what happens when they hire gender-based, JUST to have women as deckhands.

Summarized: won't be watching for the eye candy. Hopefully there will be drama this season. Who knows... maybe we will get a hot deckhand if someone gets fired. One can only hope.

Oh no... I forgot the woman with the short blonde hair. That's not a good sign.

TWO lesbians this season? So boring. Yet we can never have two gay men. Wonder why.

It's already been made public that Chef Anthony returns this season. Because he worked out so well the first time?

So Frazier won't try to cruise Damo? Just wait till he finds out Damo has a dick piercing, he'll be on his back with his skinny legs in the air in a second. Even Kyle seemed interested.....and then in the season preview Damo and Kyle are naming all of the hookups in the season an Damo says "me and Frazier and you and Frazier" and Kyle says "and me and you...."

LOL.....

Damo and Frazier lying by the sea.

F-U-C-K-I-N-G.

Can't be love, won't be marriage.

But here comes Frazier with a baby carriage!!!!

I'm enjoying this season so far mostly because the crew is filled with interesting characters. Damo is definitely eye candy.

Good new episode. There will probably be a confrontation between Fraser and Anthony, he alluded to it by saying he knows Fraser was behind his firing. Btw... is that queen Anthony still pretending to be straight?

R7 I would love that, but I think it was a joke.

R9. They fast forwarded to the Fraser/Anthony confrontation. Looks nasty.

R7i swear there's a very quick glimpse of Fraser and Damo making out in the hot tub in the season preview.

R10 I am sorry but I think you are correct.

R11 They did show them making out in the hot tub.

I swear, there's something about being out on the sea that makes these people so horny they'll do anything with anybody.

Well, so much for the born again Christian chef who found serenity in the Holy Spirit.

He cursed more than any of the other crew members combined.

I'm surprised the crew got such a big tip from that first group of guests, being as the staff didn't wipe down the light switches properly and the chef fucked up their steak dinners.

Can't wait for the episode featuring the 5-day cruise with the gay porn stars.

R15 Some people are just nice.

These guests were very nice and very understanding. They just wanted to have a good time. The primary could have been a dick when he sent his steak back but he wasn't.

Damo is cute, but his bad hair is distracting, and knowing he has a dick piercing is a complete turnoff for me.

I don't like accessorized genitalia, and I don't want to chip a tooth.

I predict Solène and Caio will be both be fired.

Solène is lazy and stupid, but Barbara is harsh and lacks empathy.

That's not going to bode well for their working relationship.

Anthony looks as if he has gained weight - especially in the hips. But that's what pity drinking and fucking like a slut will do.....they tell me.

So Lawrence finally gets it together the day he leaves.....and now Anthony will be underwater by dinner time on the second day.

Kyle looked nice in his outfit - if I had known that was him with the below the waist close up, I might have looked closer.

The porn stars were not so bad

They've got four days to go!

Lawrence should have stuck it out. Anthony will flop. Again.

I like chef Anthony. He's nice. The porn stars actually seemed really nice too. Of course there had to be a G4P too. Ugh.

Did y'all notice chef Anthony doesn't have a "girlfriend" anymore? He said it's just him and the cat. I still think he's gay.