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White Pants, No Underwear

A good friend and coworker posted her son’s graduation pictures online last night. He’s 18. All of the boys wore the same tie, shirt, jacket and white pants. Clearly, her son wasn’t wearing underwear. Did she not look at the pictures!? I mean, I get that you’re excited and proud, but I definitely would have cropped the picture and photoshopped his dick out. The kid’s dick is bigger than mine, so congrats! You’re a high school graduate AND hung. Cigars all around! 👨‍🎓 🍆

by Anonymousreply 30June 4, 2025 2:34 AM

Useless without pics, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1June 2, 2025 9:32 PM

I spy with my...........nah not there OP.

by Anonymousreply 2June 2, 2025 9:35 PM

Sounds hot.

by Anonymousreply 3June 2, 2025 9:35 PM

In what way does a penis resemble an eggplant? Better to use a hot dog, I'm thinkin'.

by Anonymousreply 4June 2, 2025 9:36 PM

White pants and no underwear? I hope he wipes properly.

by Anonymousreply 5June 2, 2025 9:45 PM

A high school kid… probably not.

by Anonymousreply 6June 2, 2025 9:50 PM

WHO was excited and proud?

by Anonymousreply 7June 2, 2025 9:55 PM

White pants, no pics

by Anonymousreply 8June 2, 2025 10:46 PM

This thread is......

by Anonymousreply 9June 2, 2025 10:53 PM

Just ai gen smthing , r9 , you lush

by Anonymousreply 10June 2, 2025 11:00 PM

Was his name...Joel?

by Anonymousreply 11June 2, 2025 11:03 PM

r4 Get with the times

by Anonymousreply 12June 2, 2025 11:06 PM

in 2025 at a high school graduation, all the boys wore white pants and sport coats?

was this the Barbershop Quartet High School?

by Anonymousreply 13June 2, 2025 11:09 PM

I want to know if Joel tried this out and if Mitzi yapped at him as a result.

by Anonymousreply 14June 2, 2025 11:24 PM

Trash.

by Anonymousreply 15June 3, 2025 12:23 AM

Wait a minute. Traylor is just graduating from High School? Isn't he about 25 now?

by Anonymousreply 16June 3, 2025 12:52 AM

I enjoyed 'My neighbor Joel' stories.

Does anyone have a link to any of them?

by Anonymousreply 17June 3, 2025 1:22 AM

WHORE!!

by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2025 1:34 AM

I feel like we might've lost Joel's neighbor during Covid. The last authentic eldergay post in his style was early 2020. I hope he left Mitzi to Joel or his parents.

by Anonymousreply 19June 3, 2025 1:40 AM

Always wipe front to back.

by Anonymousreply 20June 3, 2025 1:44 AM

Then, I suspect Joel's neighbor was Terrence McNally who died in March of 2020!

by Anonymousreply 21June 3, 2025 1:54 AM

Next time he should wear a leg strap

by Anonymousreply 22June 3, 2025 2:00 AM

Could you see penis?

by Anonymousreply 23June 3, 2025 2:03 AM

You rang.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 24June 3, 2025 2:09 AM

Sure, Jannnnn

by Anonymousreply 25June 3, 2025 2:11 AM

Is your coworker the Shit Brickhouse troll? Is the son named Colton or Packer?

by Anonymousreply 26June 3, 2025 2:20 AM

Melissa Erico posts comments on Audra’s Rose:

“Highlight of my weekend. To return for a moment to the work itself, I have seen this show six times — and I think I can say I just saw it for the first time. Devastating, delusional, intermittently fun, tragically turning to the compulsive dream of theater for meaning. Women and history in America between the wars; the constant war. Not having a self until she breaks apart, every buttress crumbled, she stands for the first time towards a future unknown. Reborn? I’ve loved it before, but it’s like I never saw this show. If you haven’t seen, do! Thank you Audra McDonald.”

by Anonymousreply 27June 3, 2025 2:28 AM

^oops, wrong thread

by Anonymousreply 28June 3, 2025 2:28 AM

No thong?

by Anonymousreply 29June 3, 2025 3:00 AM

Bros are unabashedly slutty and exhibitionist. I can't believe how much VPL they love to flaunt and walk around in muscle slut clothes like they do.

by Anonymousreply 30June 4, 2025 2:34 AM
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