Could this be the hottest man alive?

Very hot. Who is it?

Unless he’s cage meat, Momma’s mussy should not be involved.

But yes, he’s fucking hot.

Mama’s mussy is seizing and clenching like Courtney Love in withdrawal!

You just know he’s got a wrist thick bushy cock with balls like goose eggs

Who?

… and the smell’a [italic]whiskey on ‘is breath!

Eh, you can have him, OP.

Where are his nudies?

Gross

I know a guy who looks exactly like him. The pic looked so familiar. This guy i know only came out in his 30's and loves much older men. Theyre never typically attractive nor wealthy.. Hes sweet but is always so drunk. I think he has had a huge problem being gay and i dont think his.family know(or rather, have neen told) out loud)..

R10 Everybody knows a guy who looks like him.

His thought bubble reads, “Derp.”

Thanks for the post and run, OP.

Hotness goes far beyond physical appearance. A man's demeanor & attitude plays an equal role in what makes a man hot.

So who is it OP?

Is he a man named Shaw?

Not that Broadway actor with the old-timey name?

R17 that guy has red hair.

Pimeyes tells me he's very prolific online but I don't feel like shelling out the money for the links.

This is the second time OP posted this picture.

Forceps head. Ugh.

The reveal was R7 , it’s Ben

Reminds me of Farmer Ben:

What’s the tool look like?

Is he gay?

It's most likely a pic of the OP.

Solidly above average.

Possibly

These "Could this be the hottest man alive?" threads are silly and creepy,

Silly because "Hot" is so subjective. Creepy because it's probably frequently the OP that posts their own pic.

Is someone expecting a unanimous vote?

He looks smug.

And possibly a bit dumb.

[quote]Hotness goes far beyond physical appearance. A man's demeanor & attitude plays an equal role in what makes a man hot.

Not to mention poise and vivacity, r14.

The interesting thing about OP's trolling is that the pic's facial hair renders it unsuitable for image searches. All the results are of a bunch of men with faces covered in hair. Many are similar but none are identical to OP's subject.

His body spent all that time wasting resources making hair when it could be sending those resources to his brain, so yes, he is probably pretty dim.

Nobody who lets their facial hair grow and curl into their mouth can be hot. Just trim it for fuck sake!

I rest my case.

The vibes I’m getting are more cheesy than hot.

Whatever floats your boat OP

OP - He has a VERY tall head.

^^ does that indicate anything??

Tall hats

Bucket Head

Not at all.