‘Mar-a-Lago face’ now the most in-demand plastic surgery
Take a stroll through the upscale enclaves of Palm Beach or drop in on a soirée at Mar-a-Lago, and one thing becomes unmistakably clear: Some people are starting to look remarkably similar.
Forget “Instagram Face” — everyone now has “Mar-a-Lago Face,” a curated blend of full lips, chiseled cheekbones, wide eyes and smooth, taut foreheads that never wrinkle in worry.
Board-certified plastic surgeon Dr. Norman Rowe, who practices in Manhattan, said his Palm Beach office now sees up to 15 people a day, mostly chasing the same look: Ivanka Trump’s face.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 2, 2025 7:49 PM
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Who the fuck would want [italic]her[/italic] face??
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 1, 2025 7:18 PM
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Who would pay to look like Kristi Noem?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 1, 2025 7:22 PM
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[quote]Who the fuck would want her face??
Which one?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 1, 2025 7:22 PM
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You'll find quite a few of those faces here...
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 1, 2025 7:24 PM
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Why don’t people want to look like attractive human beings anymore? Can’t you have plastic surgery without striving to look completely so and generic? It’s weird they go from one uncanny valley look to another.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 1, 2025 7:57 PM
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Orange people need extensive surgical intervention, and wigs and dentures, just to look average. Their only natural beautiful feature is long, beautiful legs, that is all.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 1, 2025 8:00 PM
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Yup -- we're living in [bold]The Twilight Zone![/bold]
All us elders knew it would come to this.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 1, 2025 9:49 PM
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Read this book. You can thank me later.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 2, 2025 4:16 PM
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Thanks r9. I love Hiaasen. Ordering as I type.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 2, 2025 4:25 PM
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Horseshit. Nobody asked to look like that. It's just the result of too much amateur work. Although Trump cultists may be stupid enough to ask for it now
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 2, 2025 4:31 PM
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It is so funny—and the First Lady is the one we feel some sympathy for! Great satire!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 2, 2025 5:16 PM
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What I find hilarious is that Trump was never a platinum blonde but he is now as an old man.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 2, 2025 5:30 PM
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Do MAGA males really wanna fuck plastic mannequins?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 2, 2025 6:59 PM
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[quote]Some people are starting to look remarkably similar.
"Starting to"? This look has been endemic in certain circles since the Real Housewives started up.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 2, 2025 7:47 PM
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The colloquial term is "whore face".
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 2, 2025 7:49 PM
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