What is your ideal man?

My archetype is kinda like Jake Gyllenhaal in the 2000s.

Anyone who will have me.

With you all the way, but cut!

Black hair, blue eyes, trim, dick size is immaterial

My BF shares a birthdate with Todrick Hall, and looks very similar. Ass for days.

“Pffftt. Who needs all that? I need a kind, caring, compassionate snuggle bug who’s handsome but not too into himself. Dadbods are sexy!”

Enrique Iglesias has everything I need.

Older, fat, wears gobs of orange makeup, weaved colored hair, stubby, short, mushroom headed penis, lying and corrupt con man, has major power, wealth, and plays golf with me too.

He gets my poosie wet.

Thinnish, lanky tall white boy, with a goatee and BWD. He has to be smart, witty and confident swag.

A kind caring compassionate cuddlebug who’s handsome but not too into himself seems like a very rational, emotionally aware and not toxic goal to pursue r6

He wears the gentle gray of autumn skies

That makes him look mysterious and cold.

His hair, so long and soft over his eyes

Shines with the glitter of the purest gold.

The long, musician's fingers of his hand;

His mellow accent; low and husky voice;

If I'm to search the world from end to end

He, as the ideal man, would be my choice.

What man is this, as humorous and wise

As a philosopher; more handsome than a god;

A mixture of both purity and vice

And, as my taste requires, slightly odd?

The answer is - if guess, indeed, you can -

The perfect creature called an Englishman.

Brainiac in STEM, rich, accomplished, not materialistic, fit, hung, gets on well with family, friends, and animals.

I don't think I have one type. I'm attracted to all different types of men, ethnicities and races.

Slut.

My BF is physically beautiful and bootylicious, but he's a Licensed Social Worker. That's what I brag about when I'm describing him. He works with adults with developmental disabilities, and he makes me proud every day.

One who asks first.

Kind, fun, interested, curious wirh empathy for those around him. Not too judgemental and is aware who at least some of the gay icons are and can enjoy a gay bar, a drag show and has manners. AND if he was boyishly handsome i wouldn't be bothered by muscles or dicksize. . but i have got to really into his face and find him handsome.

Physically, Alan Bates is my idea of masculine perfection.

I also like bald dudes with beards and stocky frames.

And nice Jewish boys.

I have a lot of types I find attractive, but I tend to gravitate toward men with dark eyes and dark hair—that, and brown-eyed blonds, which I find irresistible.

Body hair is always a plus to me. And yeah, Jewish guys like R18. I always find it weird to say because I don’t think I’m vain, but I have almost all of these features myself, minus the blond hair (also, I found out in adulthood that my maternal great-grandfather was part Jewish). I’m not sure what this says about me.

Scottish men, because they don't mind my horrible sour wet wool body odor

I like them all

A slim intelligent nerd with nice teeth. Someone Ezra Kleinish. Btw, I highly recommend his channel on YouTube. He’s exactly my type and is a top notch interviewer.

The one that shows up, accepts a check, and will have sex with me with the lights on!

Funny, intelligent, neat, can cook, adventurous, hairy with dark or salt/pepper hair.

I always described my type as "aging British rock star."

And I did have a serious daddy fetish in my 20s. Any gray haired, hairy chested nice guy that came along would capture my eye.

I like a thick hairy hard bodied man . Not muscular in the regular sense but hard all over . I like dark curly hair but hair isnt a deal breaker ,not even the lack of . Eye color is the same ,doesnt really matter but if I had to choose Id say green . When I was young I used to swear they had to be 9 inches or more but now Id be perfectly okay with a regular length . But it must be fat ! And big hairy balls are a plus. I like intelligent but not too intelligent . That can get old quick if they are smarter than everyone. Been there done that. I do like a good sense of humor . I remember one time I was blowing this guy and right as he was coming he made this squeaky noise and we both started laughing . That really turned me on and we dated for a while. Good manners and a deep voice with a southern accent are my kryptonite .

There isn't one....

OP - I'm 6'2", 210lbs, 14% body fat, blonde/blue with a hairy chest - workout 5x a week.

Glad I found my crowd!

Under 5’10” and beefy with plenty of ass. Dark hair. Eye and skin color unimportant—but not pale. Ethnicity unimportant. Good teeth and hygiene.

Oh lord, please don’t have a dog or tattoos.

Medium to light brown hair. Blue eyes. 6’2” - 6’3” Cut. Swimmers build.

Ugly sexy with a big cock.

Hairy guys who trim, but shouldn’t. If he has Legs like Mr. Tumnus, I go nuts.

Salt and pepper hair, bushy eyebrows, dark eyelashes, good amount of body hair, hairy legs a plus, average to avg+ dick, 5'9 to 6'3. That's the physical.

Loves his job, financially secure (not necessarily rich), loves to travel, good sense of humor, treats people with kindness and respect but knows how to throw a cutting comment to let them know they are no fool. Has the ability to apologize often, but not out of weakness. Loves the arts - but not to an extreme degree and not a snob.

I'm not greedy - I just need one. Hello there, God? You listening? Should I call back later to remind you?

Puerto Rican, Cuban, and Italian all the way, every day. Dark hair, brown eyes, well endowed

Short Swedish depressives. Deep and cute and always sex positive.

A white male with yellow skin.

I'll follow Peggy and Judy's lead.

A man with a womanly ass.

R39 Call me.

R40 = Fag

R41 We don’t need that

I like lots of types of men, as long as they are not fat

Dark hair, slim about 5ft 11inches, natural body- no tattoos, no piercings, no rings and no shaved pubic hair. I am not attracted to Bears ( slim and hairy can be hot but Iam not attracted to obese, fat etc) nor muscular guys. I don't like extremes. I am not attracted to effeminate men nor men who are too masculine. I like a flat stomach not a chiseled stomach. I like guy Mediterranean guys as far as Europe goes and Indian and Arab guys.

Normal-fit-not-jacked Latino with hairy armpits, untrimmed pubes, big balls and an uncut dick. Getting a semi just thinking about it.

Tall dark and handsome. Virile features, not a pretty boy. Some form of facial hair. Nice eyes. Nice formed body but not where it looks like he spends hours in the gym every day. Not metrosexual but also not bro-ish dressing either.

Smart, ethnic, not too tall - brown hair

A guy's who's smart and can make me laugh.

Asian, fit. Preferably South Korean or Japanese. Tall if SK, medium height if Japanese.

I want someone decent, kind and blind.

Most Brazilian men, like Edmundo Castro from Marcostudio.

This guy

6'3"-6'5" / square jaw / classically handsome / very muscular / large hands and feet

Kind / wakes up in the morning happy / not lazy / content, not always looking for something better

Nerdy ectomorph with a fat bushy cock and hairy legs

Southern European, lean, dark hair, handsome, pronounced nose and eyes, kind, funny, curious, wild sex

Emotionally unavailable.

[quote] Emotionally unavailable.

Give me a ring sometime.

Very few of these imgbb things are coming up.

So the people saying that all they care about is someone who is smart and funny would get with a guy who looks like Patton Oswalt? He’s smart and funny…

R5- That guy has too much ass. He needs ass reduction surgery.

Hung, hairy nerd

JFK Jr or Luigi Mangione are pretty ideal to me.

Generally prefer Latin or Mediterranean looks but it's not a deal breaker. Slim, dark curly hair, classical features.

I drool over nerds/dorks/geeks.

R44 thanks for sharing your shitlist of dealbreakers. Nothing surprising, just another deluded, poorly fucked incel twat.

Portuguese, Italian, Maltese, Greek, Cypriot, Lebanese, Israeli or Northern African man with a dark skin tone, dark hair, muscular build, spongy nipples, hairy chest and a prolific bush, cock with a mushroom head, hairy legs. Height doesn't matter. Doesn't mind being naked in front of others, like at a nude beach or in a locker room.

Pleasantly surprised many of you like a natural bush, as well.

A man like this would be one in a million. Not confident I'll meet this man of my dreams.

no fats no femmes no tatoos no shaved bodies no fragrances no drugs no joy no weird hair no bottoms no small cocks no albino Zoroastrians no working class no ivy snobs no bad teeth no Italians no singing in the shower no mamas boys no yellow skin no shorties no pink collars no fun no colorblinds no cat lovers no cat haters no hipsters no incels no fucking never ever ever no tenderness no breathing no life

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark !

Expressive eyes, big smile and great teeth, good shape, no drama, great accent, honest, loyal, zero bullshit, likes himself.

A charismatic outgoing narcissist with many of the superficial qualities listed above who gives me attention for a short amount of time then launches a scorched earth campaign on my fragile sel esteem via subtle games of one upsmanship , gaslighting and scrupulous avoidance of affirming or validating words and actions

Hot and hard.

Brown eyes a bonus. Same for light stubble.

Ricki Hall

I like the Serpico look

I like the Frank Zappa look - black hair and lots of it.

R72- Somewhat similar to your guy. I find this slim, cool masculine guy on the left really attractive . Unfortunately that man is probably now about 79 years old. That photo was taken in 1974 and he looks at least 28+.

After regrettably getting involved with one too many Filipinos, a white guy. Preferable one with citizenship in an EU country who wants to get married.

R75- Are you an illegal immigrant?

R76 Nope. I’m a white American guy whose German grandmother and father were born too early for me to be eligible for German citizenship.

Not judging at all but for you size queens, can you regularly take like a genuinely thick 9” all the time? Like if you were in an LTR, taking that like 5x a week or more, I mean, isn’t that a lot to manage? Does it cause other problems? That must be a lot to manage.

I know the anus retracts and recovers, etc. but still. It must cause issues later in life that people don’t talk about.

R62, I remember in the early ‘90s when I lived in Chicago and you could place personal ads in the weekly Chicago Reader. I placed what I thought was a really clever ad that, among other descriptors, said “You: JFK, Jr. ….” I can’t remember if it was right up front like that but it was part of a larger description.

In a city of over 2M people, I got 0 responses. lol

R78: It's quite possible to carry on normally without your hole dragging behind you on the ground.

Your argument for small dicks as a preservative against blown out assholes is nuts.

My apologies, R80, for any offence that may have caused to you or your stretched out, prolapsed asshole. That was never my intention and I wasn’t making an argument or taking a position. Certainly not the position you take on your 50 load weekends.

We appreciate you and sensitivities, both impaired and otherwise. Be well. Go with God.

Do you mean my ideal man to fuck., or my ideal man to eat?

R69 is a true piece off work. Very impressed.

Zhou Enlai’s presence stirred something in me—just below the ribs, somewhere between trouble and delight. Je l’ai connu entre les deux guerres, à l’époque où je tenais ma garçonnière dans la Concession française à Shanghai. Mastermind of peril and sabotage, his mojo burned hotter than a bowl of málà xiǎolóngbāo straight off the steamer at midnight on Sichuan Lu.

R78 Ha. LTR. 5 times a week. Have you ever actually been in a long-term relationship??

Also, this question is a kind of litmus test: is the answer what qualities are desired, or what qualities are disqualifying?

Carl Hardwick.

Over 60, bald, covered and liver spots, and wears a truss.

Other than the ridiculous mustache/beard, Carl Hardwick could still get it.

Geez, the body is still incredible.

R88- He looks like he attached himself to a bicycle pump and OVER inflated himself- like a Parade Float.

Not SCENEY

Not QUEENY

Not BITCHY

Sceney, queeny, bitchy, dramatic, skinny, horse-hung, versatile, banged out hole, good-looking.