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I knew there was a reason I loved them.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 31, 2025 6:05 PM |
PnP addicts.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 31, 2025 6:07 PM |
Puff-puff-pass has a whole new meaning with Puffer fish now.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 31, 2025 6:10 PM |
They look like they're happy but they're masking a lot of trauma.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 31, 2025 6:10 PM |
I once watched a documentary in which male dolphins engaged in some sort of gang rape stuff to mate with a single female.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 31, 2025 6:22 PM |
R4 - so true. There are reports of a secret tape floating around where one of these dolphins was sucking the toes of a bull walrus while wearing a French maid's uniform. And paying him in sushi-grade TUNA!
I've seen it a thousand times - this never ends well.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 31, 2025 6:22 PM |
That one dolphin has a black eye. Is his young son to blame?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 31, 2025 6:50 PM |
I haven’t had any issues with them since they gave up their claim to the French throne.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 31, 2025 7:06 PM |
I don’t blame them, with that motherfucker in the White House
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 31, 2025 7:08 PM |
I saw these punks hanging out near my kids' school!
They're always hanging out at the Oyster Bar, packed in there like sardines. Giving everyone the fish eye.
My kids are so young - that don't know better than to take their bait.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 31, 2025 7:13 PM |
[quote] HIGH AS FUCK and just chill
LollFace thread
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 31, 2025 7:18 PM |
[quote] LollFace thread
DOLLface thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 1, 2025 4:34 PM |
Puffer fish is a gateway drug; they’ll be moving on to harder stuff in no time like hammer head shark.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 1, 2025 5:22 PM |
In the Atlantic dolphins regularly persecute and murder porpoises. They are pretty thuggish.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 1, 2025 6:21 PM |
I hope they'll be in the Jaws 3 reboot
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 1, 2025 11:36 PM |
R4 is Lorna Luft.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 2, 2025 12:50 AM |
Lmao, I feel better now. Thats beautiful.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 2, 2025 12:59 AM |