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Datalounge has ruined me for real life.

As in my (inner, I hasten to add) reaction when the nice young man next door proudly told me that he and his wife brought home from the hospital last night their new baby boy, “Dawson.”

by Anonymousreply 10June 1, 2025 1:06 PM

"What was Brently taken" would have been my comment.

by Anonymousreply 1May 31, 2025 2:41 PM

At datalounge, all seems to breathe freedom and peace and to make one forget the world and its sad turmoils.

by Anonymousreply 2May 31, 2025 2:51 PM

It must be difficult for you to bear that load.

by Anonymousreply 3May 31, 2025 2:55 PM

Did you say, “well, get a load of that!”

by Anonymousreply 4May 31, 2025 3:28 PM

Do say: "Enjoy these precious first few years! He'll be able to count to fifty before you know it"

by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2025 3:31 PM

Wait unto they tell you about baby boy Dawson's weekend.

by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2025 3:40 PM

[quote] Wait unto they tell you about baby boy Dawson's weekend.

I’ll want to hear. There may be a movie in that. A private movie.

by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2025 3:41 PM

When my cousin told me he was naming his son Dawson, I immediately thought about this board and the long-running joke.

by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2025 6:48 PM

I hold my nose when I meet someone named Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 9May 31, 2025 6:59 PM

"Does this mean I can't blow you anymore?"

by Anonymousreply 10June 1, 2025 1:06 PM
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