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Who is this bitch?

...and why is the crowd jizzing themselves over such mediocrity?

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by Anonymousreply 16June 1, 2025 9:13 AM

That’s sad seeing such a great song massacred

by Anonymousreply 1May 31, 2025 4:08 AM

Well then why are you posting it, OP? It's probably somebody's nepo.

by Anonymousreply 2May 31, 2025 4:10 AM

I liked it better when they just stuck to "Leave Britney alone". I thought they butched it up after that video but here they are doing chicken motions with their neck. I stopped the video after that.

by Anonymousreply 3May 31, 2025 4:12 AM

That was flat as fuck, how embarrassing for everyone involved. I asked Gemini about her American or British equivalent...

[quote]Zaho de Sagazan's musical style blends the emotional and poetic power of French chanson with danceable synthpop, heavily influenced by 1980s electronic music. She's known for her powerful voice and hypersensitive expression. She also cites British singer-songwriter Tom Odell as a main influence and has even collaborated with him.

It also suggested Kate Bush, Florence Welch, and London Grammar as similar artists to her.

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by Anonymousreply 4May 31, 2025 4:13 AM

R2 I stumbled across this on Instagram and I have no idea who it is, but was wondering if I missed something, since the crowd seems enraptured. I was definitely not enraptured, or anything of the sort.

by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2025 4:16 AM

Not gonna lie. My first thought was it was Biden's former nonbinary nuclear scientist turned luggage thief Sam Brinton, in a blonde wig procured from some poor woman's stolen bag.

Also: This cover of Modern Love is a disgrace to David Bowie's memory.

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by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2025 4:17 AM

Look at this, she's so fucking basic, my god. But the French charts are topped mostly by crass rap and an occasional schmaltzy song, so whenever someone a bit quirky comes along, they all latch onto them and start creaming themselves.

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by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2025 4:26 AM

Her slower chancons are fine, but nothing outstanding. Relies on repetition too much in most of her songs, I've noticed.

Oh, I'm gonna be angry for the rest of the day thanks to this bland hoe, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2025 4:34 AM

One of Greg's recipes put to music.

by Anonymousreply 9May 31, 2025 4:35 AM

Omg that goofy barefoot dancing is embarrassing. Why do they keep showing closeups of that one woman over acting?

by Anonymousreply 10May 31, 2025 4:40 AM

r10 Because she IS Greta Gerwig!

And her crying over some generic white cow twirling barefoot while butchering a Bowie cover is the most Greta thing ever.

by Anonymousreply 11May 31, 2025 4:44 AM

I was offended by her look more than her music.

Shit hair, bad to no makeup, awful dress - looks like she just got up to go to church.

Doesn't scream pop star or that she even made an effort.

by Anonymousreply 12May 31, 2025 4:52 AM

She looks like Dan Ackroyd.

by Anonymousreply 13May 31, 2025 4:54 AM

This is old ... I remember being underwhelmed when it first appeared, whenever.

Which reminds me, a long time ago there was a thread about international pop and I got so many good recommendations. Still listening to the French singers/bands I discovered then. (Obviously not this chick.)

by Anonymousreply 14May 31, 2025 6:03 AM

Whenever I see French music it’s some goofy shit like this.

by Anonymousreply 15June 1, 2025 1:33 AM

What a grotesque display of exhibitionism. I fully expected her to jump on a trampoline, then get into a playpen full of fish.

by Anonymousreply 16June 1, 2025 9:13 AM
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