Fox News has revealed that Lil' Kash Patel is functionally a midget

That picture is fantastic.

Kash Patel IS Edith Anne

Kash Patel IS Mr. Hankey

Littel Patel!

R2, and that’s the truth. Pbbbbbllltttttt.

His forebears are also amused.

Good - I hope people roast him forever online about this. He deserves zero sympathy - he's a psychopath.

He's a such a Fox 🦊 with his eyes!

[quote]Kash Patel IS Edith Anne

Hilarious.

It would have been even better if they would have put a step stool in front of his chair.

Even my mother who loves all things Trump was like what the? It was hilarious watching it.

Did he swing his legs throughout the interview, OP? That would have been perfect.

The eyes don't lie. Scary fuck.

They don't have phone books anymore. What does he use to sit on when he drives?

Such a diminutive lass.

Oh, so that's the reason he's an asshole.

Short complex.

That, r16, and his non-white complexion.

Bauer is one of those guys who adds 3 - 4 in. to his height. With a thick, wide body and the right shoes, he can give the illusion of being a bigger guy.

To paraphrase whet Spy Magazine said about Larry Tisch, Patel could be considered a "churlish dwarf functionary".

He'd make the most adorable lawn jockey.

I wonder what they threatened him with to shut him up about Epstein

Patel's Napoleon complex run amok at the FBI. At least people in their positions should know how to pass a lie detector test.

[QUOTE]“Senior FBI executives are being pushed out and the director, Kash Patel, is more freely using polygraph tests to tamp down on news leaks about leadership decisions and behavior”

Heh.

Did Fox News mention that Miss Patel is a "munchkin closeted Faggot"& make Miss Cruise look 6ft?

I just noticed the badge on his belt. He's cosplaying Federal Agent. 🤣

It would be hilarious if he didn't have the means to track me down and disappear me

🎶 We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land 🎶

The irony of Patel using lie detectors is just too much.

Patel always looks like he has a vibrating buttplug up his ass.

^Just the one?

He sits on a high chair and Ho Hicks feeds him his palak paneer by doing the airplane with the spoon.

Patel just looks like the Adult Baby type.

On R24—so Jo Rogan is even little than Li'l Kash?

R34, Joe Rogan is the same size as a medieval court jester. In olden times, he'd be juggling for the royal court.

R35, he is. With his mouth

Polygraph evidence isn't admissable in court and should be illegal. It's easy to outwit a polygraph. I would guess that anyone subject to mandatory lie detector testing would find one of the many books/articles related to the subject.

Follow the Yellow Brick Road

I will say Patel is in better shape than I thought.

But that me the only good thing about the shrimp.

I look like that in every chair. I have short legs but normal height.

K-Kash ‘n Karry