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Fox News has revealed that Lil' Kash Patel is functionally a midget

That's Brett Baier interviewing Lil' Kash. Brett's only 5' 11", making Patel maybe 5' 3" in his high chair accommodation?

What a dinger of a "Fuck you" of a set up from Fox. The intent is obvious, right?

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by Anonymousreply 41June 9, 2025 1:32 AM

That picture is fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 1May 30, 2025 4:17 PM

Kash Patel IS Edith Anne

by Anonymousreply 2May 30, 2025 4:19 PM

Kash Patel IS Mr. Hankey

by Anonymousreply 3May 30, 2025 4:24 PM

Littel Patel!

by Anonymousreply 4May 30, 2025 4:26 PM

R2, and that’s the truth. Pbbbbbllltttttt.

by Anonymousreply 5May 30, 2025 4:26 PM

His forebears are also amused.

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by Anonymousreply 6May 30, 2025 4:36 PM

Good - I hope people roast him forever online about this. He deserves zero sympathy - he's a psychopath.

by Anonymousreply 7May 30, 2025 4:49 PM

He's a such a Fox 🦊 with his eyes!

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by Anonymousreply 8May 30, 2025 7:43 PM

[quote]Kash Patel IS Edith Anne

Hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 9May 30, 2025 7:45 PM

It would have been even better if they would have put a step stool in front of his chair.

by Anonymousreply 10May 30, 2025 8:10 PM

Even my mother who loves all things Trump was like what the? It was hilarious watching it.

by Anonymousreply 11May 30, 2025 11:09 PM

Did he swing his legs throughout the interview, OP? That would have been perfect.

by Anonymousreply 12May 30, 2025 11:17 PM

The eyes don't lie. Scary fuck.

by Anonymousreply 13May 30, 2025 11:17 PM

They don't have phone books anymore. What does he use to sit on when he drives?

by Anonymousreply 14May 30, 2025 11:21 PM

Such a diminutive lass.

by Anonymousreply 15May 30, 2025 11:23 PM

Oh, so that's the reason he's an asshole.

Short complex.

by Anonymousreply 16May 31, 2025 1:22 AM

That, r16, and his non-white complexion.

by Anonymousreply 17May 31, 2025 1:24 AM

Bauer is one of those guys who adds 3 - 4 in. to his height. With a thick, wide body and the right shoes, he can give the illusion of being a bigger guy.

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by Anonymousreply 18May 31, 2025 1:27 AM

To paraphrase whet Spy Magazine said about Larry Tisch, Patel could be considered a "churlish dwarf functionary".

by Anonymousreply 19May 31, 2025 2:01 AM

He'd make the most adorable lawn jockey.

by Anonymousreply 20May 31, 2025 2:07 AM

I wonder what they threatened him with to shut him up about Epstein

by Anonymousreply 21May 31, 2025 2:31 AM
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by Anonymousreply 22May 31, 2025 6:01 PM

Patel's Napoleon complex run amok at the FBI. At least people in their positions should know how to pass a lie detector test.

[QUOTE]“Senior FBI executives are being pushed out and the director, Kash Patel, is more freely using polygraph tests to tamp down on news leaks about leadership decisions and behavior”

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by Anonymousreply 23June 2, 2025 2:34 PM

Heh.

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by Anonymousreply 24June 8, 2025 3:57 PM

Did Fox News mention that Miss Patel is a "munchkin closeted Faggot"& make Miss Cruise look 6ft?

by Anonymousreply 25June 8, 2025 4:14 PM

I just noticed the badge on his belt. He's cosplaying Federal Agent. 🤣

by Anonymousreply 26June 8, 2025 4:17 PM

It would be hilarious if he didn't have the means to track me down and disappear me

by Anonymousreply 27June 8, 2025 4:21 PM

🎶 We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land 🎶

by Anonymousreply 28June 8, 2025 4:29 PM

The irony of Patel using lie detectors is just too much.

by Anonymousreply 29June 8, 2025 5:55 PM

Patel always looks like he has a vibrating buttplug up his ass.

by Anonymousreply 30June 8, 2025 5:58 PM

^Just the one?

by Anonymousreply 31June 8, 2025 7:27 PM

He sits on a high chair and Ho Hicks feeds him his palak paneer by doing the airplane with the spoon.

by Anonymousreply 32June 8, 2025 7:36 PM

Patel just looks like the Adult Baby type.

by Anonymousreply 33June 8, 2025 8:10 PM

On R24—so Jo Rogan is even little than Li'l Kash?

by Anonymousreply 34June 8, 2025 8:25 PM

R34, Joe Rogan is the same size as a medieval court jester. In olden times, he'd be juggling for the royal court.

by Anonymousreply 35June 8, 2025 8:28 PM

R35, he is. With his mouth

by Anonymousreply 36June 8, 2025 8:40 PM

Polygraph evidence isn't admissable in court and should be illegal. It's easy to outwit a polygraph. I would guess that anyone subject to mandatory lie detector testing would find one of the many books/articles related to the subject.

by Anonymousreply 37June 8, 2025 8:45 PM

Follow the Yellow Brick Road

by Anonymousreply 38June 8, 2025 8:56 PM

I will say Patel is in better shape than I thought.

But that me the only good thing about the shrimp.

by Anonymousreply 39June 9, 2025 12:06 AM

I look like that in every chair. I have short legs but normal height.

by Anonymousreply 40June 9, 2025 1:18 AM

K-Kash ‘n Karry

by Anonymousreply 41June 9, 2025 1:32 AM
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