I actually think Brooklyn’s a douche so this is hilarious.

What kind of self-respectable DLer could have an inch of interest on the lives of these Nepo Babies who inherited all their mother's talents... which are NONE?

This is like how Atia of the Julii would have behaved at her son's wedding if the Romans had wedding dances.

What r1 said. I came to say that I am embarrassed for OP for having an opinion to begin with.

Oh, what a shame… said no one.

r1/r3, I'm not OP, but I would guess the point of this thread is not to express sympathy for Brooklyn or for his bride but to mock Posh Spice for being a control freak.

Love what Peltz is wearing.

[quote]A source tells PEOPLE that Brooklyn Beckham and his wife Nicola Peltz were hurt after Brooklyn's mother Victoria allegedly hijacked the first dance at the couple's 2022 wedding

1) I'm always suspicious of "a source tells so-and-so..."

and

2) Why is it coming out now, three years later?

r6 Her sharp, jutting hip bone could easily circumcise Brooklyn.