Trump administration's MAHA report cites studies that don't exist

Does a wild (dead) bear shit in the woods (Central Park)?

I'd show you my studies but my brain worm ate them.

[quote] For example, the administration’s document listed epidemiologist Katherine Keyes as the first author of a study on anxiety in adolescents — except she didn’t write it.

[quote] “The paper cited is not a real paper that I or my colleagues were involved with,” Keyes told NOTUS. “We’ve certainly done research on this topic, but did not publish a paper in JAMA Pediatrics on this topic with that co-author group, or with that title.”

Sometimes you have to make stuff up to accomplish your goals.

Fake it til you make it.

They probably used AI to write it.

His face always looks like it's made of wax and was stored next to hot lights.

R5, I agree

This is your brain on drugs…

The brain worms wrote it

Fool’s gold standard medicine

They updated it to fix the errors...but just made more errors