Police BodyCam Videos

I've been dragged down this rabbit hole, too, OP.

I don't like seeing obviously mentally ill people. Plus there was a woman who was shoplifting with her obviously distressed toddler in tow, which was just sad.

Now I stick to drunks at airports or Palm Beach booze hounds. They're great fun!

R1 Yeah, the crazy people and the people with kids aren't much fun, but I do love the airport drunks and the teen girls who turn on the waterworks when they realize they're getting a DUI.

The drunk girl on her scooter in Key West is my favorite in this compilation (33:38).

I used to be a fan, had to stop watching, the videos made me feel even more hopeless about the human race.

I saw a video a few years ago of a cop sitting in his car in a remote area and he forgot to turn his camera off when he beat his meat on the side of the road. It was hot!

Your life must be pretty shitty if you're entertained by videos of impoverished drunks and drug addicts getting arrested, OP.

R6 Not nearly as shitty as the life of someone who specifically comes to a thread like this to stick her nose in the air and sanctimoniously sniff her own farts.

OP I was once a criminal defense attorney and had to watch those videos all the time. You are right about how they all proclaim innocence as the cuffs are locking, and they all claim that they have a lawyer as if the police are afraid of lawyers. My favorite is when they claim that their rights as a citizen are being violated. Those videos always give you insight into who your client really is. I also loved when they would sit in the police car- without anyone else- and talk to themselves.

And for those of you who get upset when children are in the video; children are always somewhere near a crime( in the house, in the car, watching from the street).

Officer during DUI stop: "Have you had anything to drink tonight?"

Driver: "No, sir."

Officer: "Where are you coming from?"

Driver: "Um...from...the...my...cousin's house who's dying of cancer and I'm just really upset."

Sorry you're an impoverished drunk who got a string of DUIs, R6.

I would love to know the legality behind them. Does the arrestee have to give written consent? And why would anyone consent to the humiliating exposure, preserved into perpetuity on the internets?

R11 That's a good question for R8.

Some are funny but most are sad . I dont enjoy other peoples misery (except trumpers) .

R13 Speaking of Trumpers, I saw one bodycam video of a drunk mother and daughter getting kicked out of a fancy hotel in Palm Beach. The police kept trying to get them to leave teh premises, but their drunken asses wouldn't, so when the cops put the cuffs on them, they started screaming that it was because they were Trump supporters.

Fucking idiots.

fat blacks are the best

I’ve done it too, OP. I really don’t enjoy the ones of people who are struggling with mental issues (those are pretty easy to determine), but the self-righteous drunks are always worth a laugh or two.

I'm amazed by the infinite patience some of these cops show in these videos.

I was watching one where a restaurant called the cops to have a drunk woman removed from the premises. A male and female cop showed up and nicely tried for 30 minutes to get the woman to leave the parking lot, putting up with her drunk rambling and rage and nonsense. They FINALLY cuffed her and carted her off to the drunk tank, but if I had been that cop, I'd have given her about two minutes before I said, "Okay. We're done."

R14 It's this one. These two are hilarious. They're drunk as fuck, even though the mom keeps saying she doesn't drink alcohol. Then the daughter starts screaming that they're being kicked out of the hotel because the people in it are "liberals" with "green hair." Then the mom screams that the daughter got thrown to the ground by "a lesbian."

When they finally get the cuffs put on them, all hell really breaks loose. I love to see MAGAts getting their comeuppances.

I remember seeing those two ugly magat women. If anyone deserves a police beatdown, it's them.

My favorite bodycam channels are Midwest Safety, Unpopular, and EWU Bodycam (a spinoff of the true crime channel Explore With Us, which is also good if you like that stuff). Their videos are usually edited and captioned well.

Here's one that has stuck with me. I can't make up my mind if this girl is in shock and hasn't grasped the reality of what she did, or if she has some sort of personality disorder.

ACAB

I've seen that one R20. I think she's in shock but she's also drunk.

The women are the worst.

And the shit cops have to put up with. In most of those videos the cops really are trying to do their best.

R18 "I'm not intoscated...hic."

Let me guess, her best friend is named Tina.

The sovereign citizen ones are interesting.

I’m always struck by how much smoking I see in these police stops.

I watch these too. You see people living in cars tell the police “I need to call my lawyer.”

R26 Oh, those are particularly hilarious.

"I'm not driving. I'm traveling."

You just know these cops struggle not to roll their eyes.

R25 Floriduh, where the only thing lower than the IQs is the tooth count.

This lady needs Lithium and Jesus. Bloomington, IL

Florida lady SCREAMS

They never say “I didn’t do anything”, they say “I didn’t do nothin “ and then “Swear to God”.

Whad Uh do?

R32 If ever there was a video that would make you want to stop drinking, this is it.

R31 I love her outfit.

I strongly suspect a significant correlation between sadistic tendencies (not necessarily sexual) and the pleasure or satisfaction some individuals derive from watching these types of videos.

I strongly suspect R37 tells people she only watches PBS.

The best ones have people who are used to acting controlling and abusively toward others, textbook narcissists getting humbled, finally encountering someone who doesn’t back down to their bad behavior, especially the rich dicks and karens. That’s catharsis.

Unfortunately many people don’t know that they can also be arrested for not identifying themselves or for not following commands to exit a vehicle. That accounts for most of the unnecessary ones I see. Then folks get defensive and it’s ovah.

The truly sad ones have homeless people or the mentally ill, abandoned by society, left to rot. There are many parents of those folks who just let life get out of hand. Of course their parents are often from the generation that has a pension and gets off on the suffering of “lazy” young people, so it’s a mixed bag.

[quote] The best ones have people who are used to acting controlling and abusively toward others, textbook narcissists getting humbled, finally encountering someone who doesn’t back down to their bad behavior, especially the rich dicks and karens. That’s catharsis.

That's why I particularly love R18.

Last week on On Patrol Live, a dude’s excuse for speeding was that he had the “runnies” aka diarrhea and was speeding to get home. Turns out he’s gotten 8 speeding tickets recently. He must get the “runnies” alot.

If I watch one of these videos I know I'll be glued to a screen for 10 more. They prove that law enforcement has been grossly devalued since the defund the police mantra. Also, that fear of the cops is a myth. If anything, all the people who start with the "I don't feel safe" & "I'm not comfortable right now" bullshit do is demonstrate that people are actually fearless of the cops. Anyone hubristic enough to enter a screed interpreting erroneous "constitutional rights" to a police officer has absolutely no fear of an authority they claim is out to harm them.

Anyone thinking about going into law enforcement should watch some of these videos. They give you a glimpse into the crap you'd have to deal with every day.

ACAB

The people who are obviously shitfaced drunk never admit that they're drunk.

These videos are a reflection of how horrible women are conditioned to always be in the right or given the benefit of the doubt even when they’re dead wrong.

This is why we focus on men.

I'm so glad I'm gay and don't have to have relationships with women and all their bullshit. JFC.

White people have bigger authority issues. Black people in the wrong will pull the racism card but white people will pull the superior card. The “don’t you know who I am” crap.

White women will call 911 on the police officer and all whites threaten the police with lawsuits because they believe lawyers are above police in the food chain so they use that as a tactic to feel superior.

But I notice all races and genders do the “I want your supervisor” tactic only because it’s not about being superior, it’s about delaying and extending the situation to have time to think about how to get out of it or to be difficult.

The airport drunks and entitled assholes are my favorites. I’m very sorry to subject you to this woman’s screaming but JFC what an obnoxious entitled brat.

Thanks, OP. I haven't checked those out. I did go down the rabbit hole of watching people rescue tiny puppies, and then, I got into Truckers who live in their cabs and go to the World's Largest Truck Stop in Iowa to take showers. Also saw some videos of people who live in their vans and get caught in blizzards. These cop videos seem like more f un. This other stuff was too bleak and depressing.

It’s always only 2 drinks that they’ve had.

I also like the courteous car criminals - the ones who are not stopping for police - but they keep putting their blinkers on when fleeing from the police.

I love it when the drunks get pulled over, then pretend to be looking for their insurance on their phones for 10 minutes to try and delay the inevitable. Like they think they're gonna get sober in that amount of time.

R50 Oh, my God. Her "valley" voice and her hand her flourishes and her "It's my privilege!" and her "Staaop! Staaop! Staaop!" when they're trying to get the cuffs on her.

What an annoying cunt.

Hilarious that the trolls are obsessively bumping this thread today when scenes of Trump's police state and the LAPD-Gestapo are filling social media everywhere else. You idiots are so predictable. "LYOOK AT THEM THUR CRIMNULS HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK!!!"

R55 Honey child, we can pay attention to more than one thread at a time.

This thread was started 11 days ago. The protests in LA started over the weekend and there are plenty of DL threads about those. You can go visit them and have a ball.

And maybe a drink. Sounds like you need one...or three.

My fave sov citizen arrest. This girl's voice is the worst! The cop deserves a medal for keeping his cool.

R57 She sounds like she's been sucking helium.

That cop has the patience of a saint.

I want to punch the "obviously" drunk girl.

That airport girl is either mentally ill or a complete spoiled brat. She's freaking out and all she has to is call mommy and daddy for a ticket back but she ends up on a no fly list..

The YT comments reveal she died in 2024 which is kind of sad.

I like the shop lifters and the sov cits -go cops.....

"What about muh civil rice?"

"DON'T TOUCH ME!" YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!

The idea they are "free inhabitants" with all the rights but don't have to follow laws is crazy.

My god, I feel for the good Law Enforcement people because you got a whole lot of crazies out here. WTF is the Confederation anyway? Didn't we abolish that in the late 1700's

It's hilarious r63. They're obviously caught red-handed doing some kind of illegal shit but according to them they are victims of harassment and being persecuted. They cops are like "ma'am, you're drunk and high as fuck and operating a motor vehicle. We can't let you drive because you're going to fucking kill somebody."

And the stupid bitch is still screaming about her "rights" being violated. Such idiots out there.

The drunk drivers who ignore the blue lights and drive to their house because once you are on your property, they can’t arrest you for dui. lol

Ok let me wade into the melee here. These videos make up 90% of what i watch lol.

This one goes down in the annals of bodycam history...it truly has it all.

R67 Bitch only got a year and a half for all that shit she pulled?

I sure hope somebody sane got custody of that poor dog that tried to run away from her.

This bitch is a personal friend of Tucker Carlson. Oh and she's white

Hard to believe Ashley’s a brain surgeon, R67. Her cop boyfriend, George Glass, must be so embarrassed.

R69 She reminds me of Cap'n Shandy.

R69 I'm sure Trump has pardoned her by now.

Lesbian breakup gets ugly! 👮‍♂️

Arresting a cop.

R67 that was epic.

Ragical the Unhallowed Knight has a lot of SC videos with funny comments and animation.

This 11-year-old from Florida who pretended she was following a kidnap victim who was gesturing for help along the freeway. There were multiple squad cars and a helicopter involved. She first of all denied she did it and tried claiming it was her brother’s idea.

Her parents were great when the police came. The didn’t let het make excuses although they were both obviously very upset.

R73 Wow. Tracy Morgan really needs to get his lesbian daughter under control.

ACAB

Look! Cops have fat whiny daughters who think they're princesses too

Love him, r75!

R76 I applaud the parents for their tough love approach and not trying to protect their stupid daughter.

However, the dad is wearing a t-shirt that looks like a sideways flag. Isn't that a MAGA symbol of some kind?

R74 I get the feeling that ex-cop was in the early stages of dementia. His rambling when he was talking to the cops, then his completely bizarre behavior in the car indicates something's not quite right upstairs.

Fat granny flees traffic stop, gets dragged from truck and tasered.

🎶 on spirit airlines 🎶 ✈️

R84 Spirit Airlines makes Greyhound look like Emirates Airways.

I love the sovereign citizens ones. Where Bubba is yelling “I do not consent, I do not consent”, as he’s being handcuffed and his half-ton truck is being towed. Especially satisfying if their wife and four kids are left stranded on the sidewalk after. And it’s usually because the idiot’s tags are canceled because, you know, he’s declared himself sovereign from any form of taxation. As he drives on public roads.

I love how everyone about to be arrested has their faces buried in their phones right up until the cuffs come on.

"Sovereign citizen" = "I'm a selfish, arrogant asswipe and I think I can do whatever the hell I want."

"Sovereign citizen" also = "I voted for Trump."

There’s a disclaimer in some of these that says altered or synthetic content. Is that referring to the captions or something more?

R90 I think it refers to some of the videos being edited.

I like it when the arrested threaten the cops with the loss of their jobs.

"You are so fucking fired. You don't even know your own laws. You don't know what you're doing!!" followed by shuffling noises and shrieks.

Like that R92?

No, R93, it’s the express assertion that the cop is gonna lose his or her job due to the arrest.

I enjoy the Lackluster Channel and another one where they show how the cops are just terrible at their jobs don't know the law and pretty much tyrants. I have seen about 100 videos where they demand ids when there is no crime and when the suspect says no they get all fucking pissed and end up arresting them - usually resulting in a lawsuit. Welcome to America.

I think it’s bullshit when cops pull over someone for something stupid like a broken tail light, or not signaling a turn. I’ve had broken tail lights that I didn’t even know about until someone else saw them. It’s just an excuse to run someone through the system to see what they can pin on them.

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That's what I gave an example of R94 from an actual video.

Here's a drunken hag getting evicted from her hotel room for general assholery. She was able to pull some cute trade, though. Almost got a flash of peen around 5:20.

Axon Enterprise is the company behind many of those police cams and their requisite cloud storage requirements. I bought some shares (not enough) a few moons back and it turns out the investment thesis regarding demand for their products has proven correct.

R99, that hag is probably a good 10-15 years younger than what she looks. That's more than drinking. I'd say lots of drugs too.

Do we ever get any follow ups on these? I'd love to know the consequences for the two drunk magat women at the hotel and the screeching sov citizen with the horrible voice.

“You’re not a sovereign citizen, you’re just poor and stupid!”

R102 At the end of the MAGA mom and daughter video, it says their cases were disposed of without jail time.

White privilege at its best.

I hope at least their reputations were ruined.

R99 I love the way the cute dude was just silent through the entire ordeal. I have a feeling inside he was thinking, "Thank God I'm getting away from this crazy bitch."

MAGA Karen having a liquid lunch with her lady friends gets trespassed from restaurant for being a drunk bitch, refuses to leave, tells cops to arrest her. When they do, she instantly regrets her decision.

One of my favorites. A New Jersey port authority member tries to interfere with her teen daughter's traffic stop, pulling the "do you know who I am?" card. The cops display infinite patience with her.

She ended up having to resign from her position over it.

Wow, R107, what an entitled piece of work she is. Rather than teaching her grown PhD candidate daughter at either Yale or MIT to take responsibility, she attempts to to get the grown daughter and her other grad student friends off scot free by bullying the two cops who were just doing their jobs.

Sometimes, it's pretty obvious why the mobs are calling for the heads of the elites.

Isn't Jupiter, FL a wealthy enclave of Florida? These are clearly well to do cunts who spend their days day drinking and ordering their Hispanic housemaids around. Did you hear them bitching about criminals coming over our borders? Magat cunts.

“I know my rights!”

R107 The cop on the left is so cute, and throughout the whole thing he just has this bewildered "what the fuck is up with this bitch?" look on his face.

R106 I love her MAGA friends gathering around and pretending to be outraged that their white woman friend is being arrested. I love the one who asks the officer, "What if that was your mother?" And the cop answers, "My mother wouldn't behave like that, ma'am."

Mic drop!

Douche bro throws a drink at cop and immediately gets taken down.

Drunk Gurlene sounds like Cecily Strong's "The Girl You Wish You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with at a Party."

R86 Excuse me! I wasn't driving. I was traveling. I was not engaged in commerce on a public highway.

R18 that video is tough to watch. The older woman screaming while being restrained reminds me of a dog at the groomer being traumatized by the nail clipper.

Skip to the second half, all she does is scream “I JUST HAD SEX!”

R117 Now those are what I call "crazy eyes."

R106, "You know what...We're going to post everything on Facebook."

That's really going to persuade law enforcementt to drop the charges against your drunk, overly entitled friend.

R111, you weren’t kidding!

You can call me EX-Commissioner

Drunk dude grabs his crotch, screams at the cops, gets tased, and still won't shut the hell up.

Still my favorite bodycam video:

The woman at R50’s video needs a punch in the throat.

R123 he was all man

You KNOW that cop at R123 had to transfer or quit . The other cops would have reminded him of it every single day . Cops are assholes 24-7 .

Drunk bitch refuses to get off plane, forces everyone else to get off, then suddenly finds a ton of energy when she's cuffed.

Posting this one mainly for the hot cop who does the sobriety tests on the drunk lady in her tennis outfit.

Dayum!

I never watched these until this thread. Now I can’t seem to stop.

I can’t remember if it’s posted above or if YT recommended it, but the one where the drunk lady drives into a building hosting a birthday party is horrific.

R129 What a smug bitch she is!

R41, I am addicted to On Patrol Live right now! I watch it on a channel called Reelz that used to show movies. Most of the arrests are in the midwest and south which is not shocking.

My favorite is a recent one. A woman is driving erratically and says she's not on drugs nor has she had anything to drink. They bring in a female cop for a pat down and find a meth pipe, with meth still in it, in her bra. She has the gall to say it's not hers! Another favorite is a woman who drove off the road and was passed out behind the wheel. She tells them she doesn't do drugs. They search her vehicle and find a couple small bags of coke. After saying they're not hers, she asks who will pick up the friend she was supposed to pick up at the airport.

Why do so many people drive with NO TAGS and without a license??!! WTF? You're just asking to be pulled over.

I'm addicted, too, Cosmo/R131!

Two hot cops in the video at R127. One is the bearded guy who was on the plane trying to get the drunk off.He has some nice guns. At the 10 minute mark, after they've hauled her arse off the plane and are in the terminal, there's a really hot, young Black cop.

R131 I love ON PATROL LIVE.....but I miss the gay deputy from who transferred and is now a canine officer......Dylan Lee.....wish he would come back each week.

Is the ever-expanding (& still occasionally seen on OPL) Dylan gay or is that just wishful thinking? I remember he & the then-Carly Drayton were on set together on the first season (available on Peacock) & there was talk of Carly's rebuffed efforts to matchmake her single partner.

How’s the weather in LaCrosse?

That was a classic r107.

R137 What's really great about this video (in addition to the bitch being forced to resign after the video surfaced) is the fact that the officer actually *did* tell her what was going on. Near the beginning of the video, he says, "There is no problem. It's an unregistered vehicle." Period. End of story. But that witch just kept pressing. I don't know what she was expecting the cops to do.

[quote] I miss the gay deputy from who transferred and is now a canine officer......Dylan Lee.....wish he would come back each week

He was on last night. In at least what I saw of the show, there was no mention of his K-9 - or gay - partner.

This lady was having too much fun 🍷 🍷 🍷 🚗

R140 Another cute cop in that one!

Idiot woman jumps into the backseat of the car after being pulled over, then pretends to be asleep. Because that always works.

Her voice is so annoying. "I didn't do anything-uh! Where is my phone-uh? What is wrong-uh?"

The cigarette dangling from her mouth is the cherry on the cake.

Can one avoid these antics in Key West or do all visitors get their brains scrambled in the sun?

R143 A white rapping mentally ill drunk. And another cute cop taking him down!

That looks like a nice resort. It's been years since I've been to Key West. Looks like a nice place to stay, minus the drunk lunatic.

The shit that cops have to deal with is just unbelievable.

Especially when having to deal with literal shit or blood.

In this one, 19-year-old Isaac leads the cops on on a high speed chase on his brand new motorcycle for which he only has a permit. Skids out on a lawn then flees the scene. The cops go to his house where he claims he's been in bed. After at first lying, the cops get him to fess up.

Cute kid who strikes up a conversation with his arresting officer riding back to the station.

R147 The kid's a really bad actor.

I DON'T LIVE IN UTAHHH!!

cray-cray vacay

Poor Jacqueline (R149(, who is NOT from Utah. She couldn't even get an aisle seat in the cop car.

R149 She needs a slap.

R151 This video has it all. Alcohol, twerking, wig snatching, trespassing, cop biting, legal threatening, cuff slipping, and Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

^Oops! I meant R150.

R150 I like the way the one guy says, "We got bond money, but we ain't tryin' a spend it."

Like they've been through this drill before.

"I did have a brain injury last year."

Yeah, okay. Go with that.

Drunk Temu Dorothy Michaels in a Goo Goo Dolls t-shirt just won't let the infinitely patient cops help her get home. I love the way she brags about her brand new Elantra like it's a Bentley.

I like it when these people get thrown to the ground, cuffed, and hog tied, and as they're being loaded into the back of the police van, they say things like, "Oh, you are so getting fired!" or "I am going to be so rich after I sue you!"

It reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where the knight keeps getting his limbs cut off and insists it's just a flesh wound.

Police Shoot Man Dead After He Rams Law Enforcement Vehicles at In-N-Out

My god that video at R150 was un -fucking-believable . They should have tazed that ghetto bitch right off the bat .That would have saved everyone from going to jail. Just think,a child was watching all that . Not for the first time Im sure .

I like the ones when they trash the rooms and they have to be carted out acting crazy with zero self awareness. And the interesting videos seem to come from Wisconsin, New Mexico or Florida. The Arkansas ones they can do the PIT maneuver on cars at any speed which is interesting to watch.

"He's having probably another manic episode."

Gee, I wonder what made you think that. Let's start with the car being written all over with a black Sharpie.

Welcome to our home.

“Sir, what crime did I commit? Officer, you won’t tell me what I did!”

R162 That one was kind of sad. The woman driving (his mom? his sister?) seemed terrified, but was trying very hard to remain calm so he wouldn't go off.

The guy was deeply mentally disturbed. There was no way that traffic stop was going to end well.

Not hiding one but two people off the lease in your apartment. This girl goes apeshit when the police come.

R166 Lotsa drugs goin' on in that clip.

And God, the pig styes that these people live in. It triggers my mild OCD.

Here's a lawyer who ran over a college student who survived the Marjorie Stoneman Douglas school shooting. Three guesses as to how it turns out.

Let’s go out midnight on a Sunday with kids that need to go to school in the morning and beat each other.

Jesus that poor little boy at r169. Mom is a wild beast

R170 She can’t handle her sauce and it shows.

Straight women fall apart when they’re dealing with men who don’t want to fuck them.

Meanwhile in Wisconsin…

Dumb bitch won't just get out of her Uber, ends up going to jail instead.

R173 She was one strong queen.

Legally Blonde

R176 LOL!

"Are you aware there'sss a genosside occurring in Palestine right now?"

"Yerr a mental retard."

it turns out that a lot of that shit is stitched together for entertainment purposes, I started to block all this content from my feed. no exception

R178 What?! For entertainment purposes?

No way!

Wtf are you rolling your eyes like a bitch for

R180 I dunno. Maybe it's the fact that you're shocked and outraged to discover that police bodycam videos are put out there for entertainment purposes.

"I've blocked all police bodycam videos. They disgust me. That's also why I came to this thread titled 'Police BodyCam Videos.' "

Another crazy airport lady. This one tries to read her Bible at the bar before getting cuffed.

Have there always been this many batshit crazy people out there in the world and we just didn't know about it because there were no cameras everywhere and no internet, or has the population of batshit crazy people actually increased in recent years?

R184 A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

r176, Cecily Strong needs to sue her for stealing her Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party character. Her grandpa/boss/john in the car with her dodged a huge bullet

[quote] Have there always been this many batshit crazy people out there in the world and we just didn't know about it because there were no cameras everywhere and no internet, or has the population of batshit crazy people actually increased in recent years?

Yes, R184. We're noticing them more since the proliferation of videos, cell phones, and social media in the past few decades.

On one level, this is entertaining. I experience Schadenfreude in watching these videos. On another level, I'm disgusted with myself for watching people at their most vulnerable. Not the entitled asshole on a plane, but the people experiencing breakdowns or mental health issues like the woman at R183 or the neurodivergent guy who was the passenger in the car stopped upthread.

They're sad.

She’s on delta 8, for real! LMAO

R188 "I have to set my intentions and I have to breathe."

Just get off the damn plane, crazy pants.

🎶 Down at the Bonefish Grill

I hate to see Wanda Sykes fallen on such hard times, r190

[quote]I experience Schadenfreude in watching these videos. On another level, I'm disgusted with myself for watching people at their most vulnerable.

Sure, Mary.

Last year someone was murdered on my porch and the cops went through my house in the ensuing chaos and I'm terrified of that video I was showing up online. Not that my house is a mess it is actually pretty clean though cluttered that day I'm just kind of quirky I guess and I just really don't need people to see my various collections.

Not exactly murdered on my porch but more like ran up bleeding and pleading for his life after being shot. Begging for my help before being chased two doors down by his killer and finished off there.

… I need more details, r194/r195

Come for the assaulting drunk guy, stay for the mammary glands he shows...

R196 Eek! Could've done without the extreme closeup.

Lesbian disguised as a UPS delivery person gets caught, then tries to fake a seizure.

R195 a kid in the apartment building next door was having issues with the upstairs tenant apparently they've been having different fights over the months leading up to the upstairs guy shooting the kid on his birthday right at midnight.

I was hanging out in my living room watching law and order when I heard the first shot and as soon as I did I left up to make sure my front door was locked because I have a habit of forgetting to lock it. Then there was a second shot and they grabbed my cats and threw him in my bedroom help. That's on the kid came running up to the door screaming he'd been shot and needed help. I hesitated even heading for the door and almost immediately after could hear another voice on the porch and what sound like some sort of scuffle. While that was happening I grabbed my phone and called 911 before I could even fully tell them what happened the operator told me they'd already got another calls about gunshots and then cheerfully said have a good night and hung up. As soon as they did I realized how it was completely silent even though I had my windows open I couldn't hear a single thing outside. that's when I turned off all the lights and TV including the porch light and took a peek out my front door. I can immediately tell it was covered in blood and realizing that the cops would be arriving any minute I heard you can turn the lights back on left the door open and stood in front of it with my hands up. As soon as they got there they either grabbed me or yelled at me to come down from the porch I don't remember which and then cuffed me until they fully ascertain what was going on. I was a very kind about being cuffed giving it a bit high and really kind of tired too.

Never touch a black woman's hair.

Just coming back to post this fresh one...it's unbelievable! I just have to ask, is Arkansas a real place? Their car chases are crazy, the craziest I've seen.

This is one for the books.

Horror Hotel

Drunk guy: Occifer, You do not have permission to film me. I know the law, occifer.

If Yolanda were a lesbo…..

This is enraging as it is chaotic as it is hilarious. It’s so perfect, it’s like a great sketch.

One thing I'm learning from watching these videos is just how much of the police's time is eaten up dealing with the untreated mentally ill. This guy is a doozy, but he's also fit and shirtless, just the way we like our loonies.

Buried alive.

Woman with gigantic eyelashes gets pulled over for driving with no license plates, screams "don't take my propuhdee!" incessantly, then cops find cockroaches inside her car when they search it.

Yes, folks. Florida.

R208 I love the way her baby daddy berates her for acting up and getting her ass hauled off to jail.

"Why you always gotta be doin' that rah, rah, rah, getto ass shit?"

R201 Holy crap. That was like watching Smokey and the Bandit.

R207 Good God. That poor woman.

This one is utterly captivating and heartbreaking. To see what these cops go through for absolutely no reason is sickening.

Does half the country drive without their licenses?

I think in the nearly 50 years I've been driving, I've forgotten to take my license with me maybe three times, and when I realized it, I was petrified I'd get pulled over and get a huge ticket for not having it with me.

And, seemingly, R213, without insurance.

Cassie in Dodgeville, Wis. is absolutely CRAZY!

R215 Cassie was a riot, especially when she tried to run and got tackled, then said, "I was kidding!"

R201, it's amazing he did not kill someone.

Don't call me ma'am!

I’m so excited I just can’t hide it 🎵

Drunk off his ass dude shows his nuts and wants the cops to suck 'em.

This lady needs lithium and Jesus.

Whigger

R222 OMG. This douche canoe is sad and hilarious to watch at the same time. Could that huff can be any bigger?

There are few things more pathetic than white muscle heads tryin' a act like deyz Crips.

You just know this MAGAt was jerking himself off watching the January 6th insurrection on TV.

MAGA mom lives on Mars and wants Donald Trump to come pick up her child.

Grandma offers favors to the cops!

I want to eat Live PD’s Sean Larkins ass.

#225, that's fairly common with the Delporables. They think Trump will rush down and pardon them.

R228 That guy probably works for ICE now.

What are my rights?

R230 Shaggy from Scooby-Doo has really fallen on hard times.

I've got to confess that when they strapped that Blockhead to the gurney at R222, my kinky self got turned on. Nice thighs on him!

I am the weapon.

Did you ever do time in Jolly-ette?

The SS Whitetrash

R235 Trump voters, all of 'em.

Obscure singer steals from Gucci

A routine traffic stop.

R238 I remember this one. Great job of being a role model to your kid, mom.

There's a MAGA scent coming off of her.

Drunk princess calls mommy after she gets pulled over, then pulls out the "I have severe anxiety" card. Mommy subsequently has a meltdown.

The cute cops are overly nice to this pampered little thing.

The Walmart shoplifting videos (and there's a lot) are all the same, black girls clearly on video, screaming "DON"T TOUCH ME! over and over than announcing "I'm pregnant!"

This one is long but plays like a 5-part reality TV series. Can this relationship be saved? Stay tuned...

This one needs lithium and Jesus.

R243 ...and a treadmill...and a nutritionist...

Zonked out Patti LuPone look-alike unaware she's driving down the street with a traffic sign sticking out of the back of her car.

We met on Backpage.

k.u.n.t.