Have you ever slept with someone in an aiport?

I'd rather set my alarm for 2am kick the trick out of bed, than sleep with them in an airport. Pack (obviously), go to bed early, fuck, get a few hours sleep, wake up, shower, call the car, get to the airport/through security/to the gate, then sleep on the plane.

I've slept with ugly strangers at airports. Oh, wait...

Not me!

not for want of trying!

What the hell, no. What’s wrong with you people?

You remind me of a friend of mine who drove across the country and never paid for a hotel room. He would just get on Grindr and find some other degenerate to shack up with for the night.

Make better choices.

R5 That actually sounds like a great way to experience America.

R6, you find America is packed with some really pathetic people

R5, nice way to sample the local culture. Too many Americans know so little about their fellow Americans, since they fly over the continental US from one coast to the other.

Sleeping with people, in the air, on the ground, is a great way to make friends and influence people

actually it doesn't seem unreasonable...

I think online tricks will eventually be upfront about passing through on the interstate .... and needing a place to crash for a couple of hours

I see similar postings on Sniffies from time to time

Sheesh, OP. You really are a cheap whore.

JFC.

[quote] Having been to Too many Americans know so little about their fellow Americans, since they fly over the continental US from one coast to the other.

Having spent time in (not simply hurried through) 43 US states, I can say that a goold many have nothing to recommend them. The idea that every state has it's unique history and beauty and culture is somewhat exaggerated to my experience. Fucking in an airport pod or hotel might be the best was to experience a good number of states. ç

*a good many

No, but I am a member of the Mile High Club -- seriously!

When I was 40 and dating a beautiful brilliant (and crazy) 19-year-old (she came after me-- honest!) we flew somewhere. I don't even remember where, now. But I asked the flight attendant for a blanket and I fingered her to orgasm right there under the blanket. Woo hoo!

Does that count?

I slept with danger

I tried it once, in Seattle. he was cold and noisy and I didn't fuck at all. Never again.

Fingers don’t count. Fucking is fucking for the MHC. Do you think anyone would claim a handjob counted? Nah.

I slept with a guy at the DFW Hyatt, but he didn’t fly out until the next morning.

OP's header reminded me of Dame Edna's confession that she had slept with the Australian Prime Minister. "It was at the Opera House during a performance of The Ring Cycle."

Which state has the least going for it, r12?

The one with the least sex

R14 - I hope you cleaned up the fountain of vaginal fluid from the seat to prevent its next occupant from staining his strides…

R22, if you weren't a gay man, you'd know 1) there's not a fountain, and 2) a woman is perfectly capable of doing this maneuver without even taking her female partner's pants off. The zipper on her jeans was down, and her underwear remained on, but there was still plenty of room to get down there, especially when you know the exact right spot.

Damn -- do I have to teach you guys [italic]everything?[/italic]

Please, don’t

Well, thanks for the unnecessary snark R14

It was not needed or required

Often unnecessarily a bitch

Ladies, if I were as snarky and bitchy as I [italic]could be[/italic], you'd be running to the exits.

I spent most of my young adulthood surrounded by gay men (who were much more fun than most DLers) -- who do you think I learned it from? That was back when all the boys took women's names, and were as witty and cutting as the day is long.

But I guess what they say is true: all the best guys died in the plague. And you younger folks had no one to learn from. So I guess it's not your fault.

I was there, and senatrice you are no Jack Kennedy

All the best guys died in the plague?

Jesus Christ…

My thought as well, R29.

No one who survived and no subsequent generations are of any consequence. Evidently.

Sexy times

Amateurs. I actually sucked off a flight attendant in the galley… mid flight! Completely serious.

Ive slept with lots of pilots and flight attendants back in the day who were in town overnight on a, you should pardon the expression, a layover. There used to be a holiday inn, off the freeway, great parkibg, snd near the airport. Some very handsome sexy men.

R32 we know. Because you were sucking the flight attendant, Mohamed Atta stormed to the front

Suck it, baby

[quote] When I was 40 and dating a beautiful brilliant (and crazy) 19-year-old (she came after me-- honest!) we flew somewhere. I don't even remember where, now. But I asked the flight attendant for a blanket and I fingered her to orgasm right there under the blanket. Woo hoo!

No one asked for boring versions of Bonnie Mace stories.

Right, that slag needs an ice bath

Some of those airport men's rooms are pretty sexy

Mother, may I sleep with danger at in airport?