Nicole Kidman STUNS in Allure magazine

Wow The Substance is real!

Was she styled by a drag queen?

The article

It's nice that her hair is on straight this time.

They didn't even pay me overtime!

Do you get paid by the copy?

I think I'm gonna hurl.

Her attention-seeking has reached the level of neurosis.

Thirsty much, Nic?

She should dump the Aussie and get with Walton Goggins, see who can out-thirst trap the other.

"There's nothing tragic about being fifty, not unless you try to be twenty-five"

-- Joe Gillis, SUNSET BLVD

Nicole? We have sufficient

R8 That poor goldfish will be traumatized for life!

I can pass for 19, right?

Nicole, honey, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Be absent for a while.

My god, woman, go away and leave us the fuck alone!

Dreadful and unrecognizable.

She looks so nubile, good for her.

She’s getting younger, isn’t she?

Younger than Springtime...and Twice as Exciting!

"Nic knows what she did"

Ugh, this old hag pretending to be young like me.

She looks so much better with the dark, vibrant red hair. And I actually like the choppy bangs and shorter hairstyle on her too. Not as "mainstream soccer mom trying to look glamorous" like her usual.

How could anyone love that sinewy body and stringy wigged sheila?

Somebody should leak the "unredacted" photos. To show the horrifying work done to her face.

Those unredacted photos were destroyed before her eyes, it's in her rider.

Nicole Kidman living her own life and not giving a damn about what any of you think is very triggering to middle-aged people. Gays in particular I’ve noticed.

^ other middle-aged people I should say.

"Living your own life" is a very tactful way to describe "desperately trying to cling to your youth in a way that makes CZJ look like Frances McDormand"

Great improvement over Madonna's geriatric cheesecake shoots.. No visible implant outlines, no hideous tooth jewelry, and not a toilet in sight.

Her plastic is tragic though.

She could afford better.

Oh, no! She's on a clear path to looking like late-stage like Tina Louise. Hollowed-out face, translucent skin, pumped-up ginger hair coloring. Stop!

Does this bitch even remember she has kids ? I used to love her but this is next level narcissism ,even for Hollywood .

BBL Nicky

BBL Nicky

No one else is bothered by the first picture? The abdomen and boob area?

Plastic OP

Who is the audience for this? I don't see straight guys wanting to fuck her old, anorexic ass.

[quote]My god, woman, go away and leave us the fuck alone!

Can we pool our resources and get a restraining order against her?

[QUOTE]No one else is bothered by the first picture? The abdomen and boob area?

I was about to discuss that r48. It appears that's one shot that wasn't totally CGI'ed and slenderized by the photo technicians due to the slightly twisted posture. Her torso doesn’t look as thin as it does in the other shots.

It looks like she's been struck by cartilage expansion. At 60, I now found myself wearing a 38 - 40" bra despite having always been a 36" my entire life, even when I weighed 40 lbs more. The expansion makes the whole area including the waist bigger, not necessarily fatter, and the boobs look smaller.

Similarly, my previous size 9-1/2 foot is now a size 12. I got the feet part right away because we spend a lifetime walking around wearing out cartilage. It took me a while to get that it happens to other parts of the body, too. At first, I just thought bra sizing had changed.

[quote] Nicole Kidman living her own life and not giving a damn about what any of you think

I'll remember you the next time I hear about someone wanting sell a timeshare and send them your way--you'll clearly believe anything anyone tells you.

Who. The. Fuck. Is. That???

JFC, that’s horrific.

She creeps the hell out of me now. I don’t know who is more comical her or Tom. Plastic surgery, wigs, filters. Universal Monsters in the making.

R50 it’s ALLURE Magazine. Who it’s “for” doesn’t need to be explained unless you’re slow

OP is Nicole Kidman.

I keep going back to the first picture. It’s like her butt is turned around to the front.

I recently saw Cate Blanchett in Black Bag. Not a great film but HOLY SHIT does she look amazing. She looks like a film star from the 40's - just gorgeous. I like the way she handles fame too. She isn't hyper visible or desperate like Kidman. It really seems like Nicole is struggling with aging.

[quote]don’t know who is more comical her or Tom. Plastic surgery, wigs, filters. Universal Monsters in the making.

What terrifying mental imagery, R55! And I can totally see their giant heads with insane rictus grins, s-l-o-w-l-y advancing behind unsuspecting theme park tourists, then suddenly POPPING out in front of them, waving and hopping and giving the poor people the fright of their lives.

"Honey--those MASKS!" "Babe--those AREN'T masks... RUN!"

OMG, R60!

😂😂😂

She's always had a protruding rib cage.

She's in her later Tina Louise era.

I've seen more meat on a chicken carcass after a family of six finished with it.

I wonder how much all this clinging to youth fixation that Kidman has is related to Cruise. He did until very recently look amazing for any age, though now he has somehow manage to turn himself into mid-career Sam Waterston.

Her photos are Zapruder Film catnip for DL!

None of those wigs suit her, especially the color. At least her natural blonde color softens the harsh surgery. Her face is really moving into Trudie Styler - Joker territory now.

Was Denny Scott the photographer?

Exactly

Looks like B-roll from The Fifth Element

Yes, R70!!

She looks like that nut from that movie. Her stomach area is seriously disturbing.

She’s pathetic.

Almost every straight man would gladly fuck her, sorry bitter queens

Oh my goodness! Has she been cavorting around with colored men?

Bitch is trying to steal my look.

[quote]Almost every straight man would gladly fuck her

Eh, almost every straight man would fuck [italic]any[/italic] woman, so that ain't sayin' much.

[Quote]Can we pool our resources and get a restraining order against her? —hiding in the closet from Nicole

This is how she did it:

Not that I’m going to find out here, but I would love to know what a straight man thinks of this. I love women, all shapes and sizes, and I think she looks awful. I know there are men who will marry this kind of woman (hello Jeff Bezos), but do they actually have sex with them?

It seems like a midlife crisis but she's, ah, a little too old for that.

Desperate WHORE!

I'm starting to feel bad for Nicole. Her team is working her like a horse. It seems like she is surrounded by users who make a lot of money off of her. She doesn't look vibrant in these pictures she looks bored and tired. Where are the people who love her? Her husband? Somebody needs to intervene.

Op is so easily stunned these days.

Bad session, bad styling. An unusually bad decision for her (or the team representing her).

They did a lot of editing on those photos OP. If you ever saw her in person, you'd be shocked at what she really looks like.

her real face could crack a mirror

It’s all bout the Benjamin’s.

So that when she isn’t offered roles anymore she has a nice nest egg to retire on and can keep,getting those disturbing plastic surgeries. 🥴

Woman that age, especially the ones with some money cant let go of their youthful appearance. They are at that point where they can just hold on another minute or two provided they have enough plastic surgery and other cosmetic enhancements.

It's mostly about attention and when it's gone they feel lost. Sadly, no amount of money will work in the end.

I think "stunned" is the right word.

Desperate and pathetic.

She looks like a tranny.

Quite pitiful.

When everyone is sleeping 😴, she’s still smiling