The Gays and Tennis, Part 183 -- Dirt-Ballin Boyz

Ballin’

Thank you for the new thread, OP... and for your impeccable choice of cover hunk.

Stud Lore's plugged his Baby Mama with another crotch dropping!

^^^^

it's NOT FAIR!!!

Carlos and Coco will be oir 2 winners at RG. Mark my words

USTA unveils $800M renovation of US Open’s Billie Jean King Tennis Center

Projected to be completed ahead of the 2027 tournament, the self-funded initiative — the single largest investment in U.S. Open history — is a reflection of tennis’ immense growth over the past five years.

We are enhancing and modernizing every aspect of Arthur Ashe Stadium and the venue,” USTA chief executive and executive director Lew Sherr said. “From seating to concourses to restrooms to points of sale, also including premium hospitality and courtside experiences. There’s also an extraordinary opportunity to support our athletes in a much better way, and you’re going to see a modernized and new facility with premium amenities, equipment, facilities, to allow them to compete at their absolute best and also to allow them to enjoy the three-week experience in Queens like never before.

We will also be delivering even more economic value to the city of New York. We already deliver more than $1.2 billion in economic impact to the city. That’s more than the Yankees and the Mets combined, and that number will only increase significantly.”

The changes to the near 24,000-seat Ashe, which was built in 1997 and carries the namesake of the first Black player to win the tournament title, will include a brand new level called Mezz 2.

The suites will be on those dedicated concourses, while courtside seats will increase from 3,000 to 5,000.

I wish they'd make Ashe Stadium 1/3 smaller.

Poor Borna crashes out in French qualies.

...while fellow Veteran Hot Snatch, Cris Garin, comes through.

A much needed win for Tomy Etcheverry in the tussle of the Argentine Adonises against Fran Comesańa.

He lost in the Hamburg final last year and is dropping a ton of points this week

Great legs. Very flexible.

Present hole!

R13, the Lyon final last year for Etchy?

R16 yeah, sorry you're right! It was Lyon - which was played in the week before RG last year.

In the second all Argentine match up of the day, Camilo comes out on top over Sebi Baez in a real slugfest. One more win and it should secure him a top 50 ranking for the first time at the end of the week.

ADF won! Very nice embrace at the net. This was a tough match for me because I also really like Monfils. You can tell they have massive respect for each other, which is nice to see.

Nice to see Rublev and FAA rowing together. They seem like close friends, only had nice words to say about each other, which was sweet.

R19 It was good to see ADF win a tidy, undramatic fashion. Apart from that slight wobble serving for the match - 40-0 back to deuce - he was steady and efficient throughout.

I hope he can finally get a title this season and get that particular monkey off his back!

Francy

who has zero body fat

^^ see: *those* are great tennis arms

Zizou Bergs: shamelessly thirst-trapping over on Insta

He’s not very good at it.

#goshirtless

The Flying Finn, Ruusuvuori, opens up about his psychological issues.

He also looks HAF in the picture.

she obviously can't stop fucking him

Did I hear that they are not married?

Slut

Bo. Foe.

Is it rue? Jannick is switching out Cahill for Carlos Moya starting in 2026?

Murder on the Rue McClanahan.

Ave. da’Foch

I'm gonna wash that taint right outa my hair.

Even more than his playing career, I remember one of Carlos Moya's exes *Flavia Pennetta?) saying he spent all day masturbating and playing video games.

FAA won for the first time in forever! I actually watched the match. He played well. Hope he can keep up this level.

Felix has been allergic to clay this year. It does seem longer than just a few months ago when he clinched runs to the finals in Dubai, Montpelier, and Adelaide, and the semis in Doha. Here's to him making a deep run in RG and the grass and hard courts this summer.

FAA with Rublev, ADF and Baez in the link rowing , as mentioned by R20.

R35 these are the insights and content we need!

Cerundolo lost. All my faves are losing. As usual.

[QUOTE] Even more than his playing career, I remember one of Carlos Moya's exes *Flavia Pennetta?) saying he spent all day masturbating and playing video games.

I can relate.

How are the ball boys?

They be ballin’ too

ADF lost too. All the players I like have lost. Ugh.

[quote]Is it rue? Jannick is switching out Cahill for Carlos Moya starting in 2026?

Moya says it's 'fake news'

Moya's not denying the chronic masturbation and video game addiction, tho!

gratuitous eye candy

BWAHAHA! The RFC can't even vulture a 250! Dumped out on his boney ass by OnlyFans star, Alex Muller... who I notice has Jeremy Chardy now in his support team.

Oops. Wrong link! ^

Looks like curtains for RFC!

Legz really serving some shorty short shorts today.

Legz+ retires in the third set against Norrie. Apparently it's his 8th retirement since the US Open. Definitely something not right with him these days.

What was that floating in the air at Hamburg? Just rain?

Sorry, I mean at Geneva.

Looked like cottonwood seeds.

What do we think of A. Muller? Hawt, or nawt?

I thought Legz was Mahac and Legz+ was Rune or Is it the other way around?

Other way

It's t'other way round R56

Legz+'s gams look smaller, less developed than they were.

Hold me, David. I'm scared.

It’s not that his legs are bigger, it’s that he got the namer later. Capice?

👍🏼

Flayvah plays RBA today in the Hamburg QFs

Good straight sets win for Etcheverry over Lehecka. He reaches his first semi final for a year, and earns back all the points he was dropping from Lyon last year.

No Berrettini at the French Opem

Always sad to lose Berrettini. Apart rom the loss of eye candy, he's always a dark horse for upsets and deep runs.

Deeply in

Some awful quali results today. Garin and Landaluce both out. At least the younger Cerundolo made it.

French Open main draw is out.

Alcaraz (with Fritz, Ruud and) Musetti) looks to have an easier half than Sinner (with the The RFC, Draper and Novaxx)

Lots of potential competitive and/or early upset risk first round matches:

Lehecka/Thompson

Ugo Carbelli/Munar

De Minaur/Djere

Muller/Mensik

Hurcacz/Fonseca

Arnaldi/Auger-Alliassime

Giron/Griekspoor

Navone/Nakashima

Darderi/Korda

Kecmanovic/Baez

The RG draw is out. Tantalizing first round matches:

Fils v. Jarry

Demon v. Djere

Carabelli v. Munar

Mensik v. Muller

Hurkacz v. Fonseca

Bellucci v. Draper

FAA v. Arnaldi

Diallo v. Fran Cerundolo

Giron v. Griekspoor

Mackie v. Novaxx

Navone v. Nakashima

RBA v. Rune

Cpmesana v. PCB

Etcheverry v. Tsitsipas

Temperature's rising in Paris.

R69 Our match ups match up pretty well!

Now do the women

R70, Arthur needs to practice shirtless. And play shirtless, for that matter.

A. Feast

Flayvah bagels RBA after a tie-break first set.

Feel free to do as many women as you want, R72.

Yes, they did, R68. At first I thought I'd double posted!

Damn, Qinwen in Saba’s quarter AGAIN? What did she do to piss off the draw gods?

It’s a tennis tariff

Daddy's flopulent clay season continues. Flops in straight sets to a resurgent Hubie. Dude ain't doing shit at RG.

Flopos Fritz

Tituan Droguet, who advanced to the final round of RG quallies today, is mighty purdy!

Poor Zvev, he entered Hamburg with hopes of winning it all.

Poor Zvev, he entered Hamburg with hopes of winning it all.

Geneva.

Hoobie team or Ofner team?

Norrie team or Novaxx team?

Hamburg

Etcheverry team or Cobolli team?

FAA team or Woobie team?

:-(

TME and Flayvah are my two faves

Very sad that Matteo is not gonna be in RG

I wonder how much of it is injury and how much of it is just to have more time to prep for the grass season, as Matteo has a much better chance to make a strong run at Wimbledon than RG. Not saying he isn't injured, but do question its seriousness.

Caroline Garcia has retired.

Shame about Garcia. She had the weapons but didn’t thrive on the pressure.

Well, so long as she is happy, good for her.

The other Cerundolo qualified. Both brothers will play RG now.

Doumbia/Reboul into a second consecutive final (albeit a 250 this time out).

Speaking about Cerundolo... Fran was training with Carlitos today in Paris.

Anyone find it odd how Fran barely seems to recognize his brother? Why does he not post anything about his brother qualifying? Did they have a falling out?

TME takes a clinical first set against Flayvah, 6-2. Both playing well, but Flavio seems to be making too many mistakes on critical moments in games.

Cobolli is so cute, Etcheverry too! I like watching matches when both players are eye candy.

I was 5 feet from Etcheverry mid match when he was playing his first round at Indian Wells. He’s huge and sexy as hell up close.

Please no more ogling Camilo. I'll thank you to stop. He's taken and all mine. Back off slutty bitches.

Cam Norrie - another player who's having a bit of a form resurgence - takes the second set off Novaxx in the Geneva semi.

Hopefully an indication that Djokovic won't be around at the latter stages of RG should Alcaraz or Sinner fuck up on the way.

Camilo is shocked, SHOCKED! that you would dare suggest that he's exclusively yours, Miss R97

Just watched this video with Andy Roddick. Interesting to hear the breakdown of the men's draw. I disagree with some of his picks. Like I don't think Hubie will win over Fonseca. And then he has ADF over Lehecka. I think Lehecka will win that match.

Bitpanda Hamburg Open

Woobie team or Cobolli team?

Geneva

Hoobie team or Novaxx team?

Cobolli/Flayvah Team

Hoobie (NeverNovaxx) Team

The Flayve!

It's really hard to believe that the women's draw wasn't rigged for Gauff. Not only did she get a cakewalk to the final but all her competition are crammed into the other half and each will have to crawl through a hellish draw.

Yes the French federation was bribed by Coco’s sponsors. Yee gads.

You can’t rig a blind draw for god’s sake.

Gurls, what are we going to do about Rublev's hair? I just can't. Its appalling.

I'm more concerned about the bags under Woobie's eyes.

oops

Australia's Maya Joint is the Grand Prix SAR Lalla Meryem/WTA Rabat champion! (I'd never heard of her before)

Fun-ish fact: Only three seeds made it out of qualifying; the highest was seeded #11.

Parity, y'all.

FLAYVAH!!!!!!

WHOOPS WOOBIE'S ASS IN STRAIGHT SETS!

Lorenzo Musetti at OP - very handsome specimen.

...and he did THIS on route. Incredible rally!

Seems like tennis has weeded out the fuggos. They are glamorpuss studs now.

The RFC's plane was struck by lightning. Even God hates him

So true, R114, so true!

Carlos Alcaraz is an exception to the glamorpuss aesthetic, true, but he's sexy as fuck. IMO.

His braces are off. His skin is calming. Let's help him drop the neck beard. He's not a fuggo. IMO

Mark my words Novak is done, he'll never win anything again

Captain Jack goes sleeveless

R119 I fucking hate Hubie for folding. Two pathetic tie-breaks. He could've won that match in straight sets.

[quote]Captain Jack goes sleeveless

sun's out, guns out!

Woot!

While very handsome, Jack is not my cup of tea sexually. However, I think his arms look great at r120.

See me surprise enter Challengers next to keep on winning!

grrrr

Ugh. Hoobie was so close.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Victory for “Nole” in his first tournament after dismissing Misery.

I ♥️ Big Jack

That's it, R128, it must have been the dismissal of Murray that allowed getting past the #124, #81 , #36 and #28 players in the world to take that big title.

R129, that is.

Novaxx will not win RG

Hope my fave gals bring it for Fench. Big sab's year to win RG

A first round RG loss for Novaxx would thrill my heart.

[quote]Big Sab's year to win RG

Big Sab is too busy fornicating with her daddy boyfriend

R136, Sabalenka is always falling in love with love, isn’t she?

Wuud, Captain Jack and ODS Tommy among others in this photo set.

R137 She Hulk is insatiable!

My Andy is still among the Big Four coaches!

RFC pretty much admits to ogling (or at least closely examining) FAA in the locker room "plenty of times".

My god Wuud is so handsome.

MTF is gross right now with a billion threads praising Novaxx. Ugh. He won a mickey mouse tournament ffs! Did he even play any top 10 players?! They think he will win RG and his #25 now. I really hope that won't happen. I still think a BO5 is different than a BO3, especially for someone who is almost 40.

R114 Not exactly. Sinnebol is still playing.

R114 I'm just thankful we have hotties like Draper and Ruud in the top 10.

Sorry, correction: Fritz, Ruud, Musetti and Draper are all hot. Have we ever had 4 conventionally hot players in the top 10 before? This is good for tennis!

R124 Jack is very hot, but his personality is a turn off, I mean he's a Trump supporter ffs. He is probably a Tory voter too (then again most tennis players probably are, they probably all vote conservative).

R147 How is Draper a Trump supporter?

R148 He said he would love to have dinner with Trump. He was asked what celebrities he would have dinner with and he said Trump.

[Quote]Jack Draper said he'd like to have dinner with Donald Trump, Conor McGregor and Jimmy Carr. A murderer, a rapist and a racist. Nice Jack.

It's raining in Paris today.

To be fair to Draper, he only said it'd be fascinating. That's not the same as supporting them.

Um, Jimmy Carr is a racist now?

Jimmy Carr is fucking unfunny, which is almost as bad. Oh dear, Jack. Never meet your heroes, I guess.

Watching Navone vs Nakashima now. Navone is kinda hot.

At least it wasn't Russell Brand, I guess.

Laura Robson and Tim Henman said earlier that Draper is getting his lightning tattoo lasered off.

In happier news, our 'maybe gay' doubles pair of Reboul/Doumbia won the Geneva doubles title yesterday, following up on their Rome final the week before.

R156 Hopefully he's not replacing it with a swastika!

R152 Dude...really? REALLY? Why the ENTIRE fuck would he want meet these people but NOT support them?

It's raining hard in Paris now. Will probably get play suspended and a rain delay.

Fonseca has GARJUS hair @ R138. Thick and naturally curly.

R159 OK I'll give you an example. I'm in the UK and know many people who follow Trump on SM. Not because they agree with his politics, but because they find him so hilariously stupid and, as Draper said, 'fascinating'. Saying you'd take up the opportunity to have dinner with someone isn't the same thing as condoning their actions or views. I'd love to have dinner with Hannibal Lecter as I find him fascinating but I'm not into cannibalism or murder.

Also in a dinner party setting, that would be one hell of an explosive guest list, and I think that was what he was getting at.

Surely you mean "The late, great Hannibal Lecter!", R162?

First set to Mariano - a very entertaining match so far.

Navone is a true dirt-baller. Nakashima is doing very well to hang with him.

Cutie Coemsana is playing now. He is down 5-1 though.

Comesana is playing in a sleeveless top. His guns look amazing!

Lore is playing now!

Bergs v Perricard is a great match.

The younger Cerundolo just walked out on the court. It's funny how he looks nothing like his brother.

Ripped Fran C 2.0 letting a forehand rip

R171 Was he in a fire?

It's going to be fun listening to The Tennis Podcast this week as they have an emotional meltdown every time the order of play is released and there are no women's matches scheduled at night.

The Max coverage is horrible. $17 to be subjected to obnoxious commercials is the only option. Even the premium package still has the same commercials. And navigating through to get to an actual match is a maze. It's always a slog to watch the Slams in the US. Tennistv.com is the only good tennis streaming service. I wish they covered the Slams.

We are fortunate in Europe - 1 month subscription to Discovery+ and we get all RG matches streamed live, no commercials - most have no irritating commentary!

What's with all the black shorts at RG this year? Adidas, Nike and Joma need to be boycotted in favor of no shorts at all.

PCB (and his pendulous dong) into Round 2.

And yeah, the Adidas kits are ugly and boring. A fatal combination.

Cerundolo jr won!

Great win for him... tho Michelsen truly sucks on clay!

Damir's prayer was answered and he's into Round 2!

RG should follow the example of AELTC and seed based on the players' skill on the surface being played. The American men in particular are seeded too high vs. their prowess on clay.

I think the AELTC dropped that policy back in 2021. I think all the Grand Slam tournaments now - possibly have to - follow the official ATP rankings at the time they make the draw.

Thanks for the correction, R182. Wishful thinking on my part.

What’s “MTF” mentioned at R143?

R184 Mary Toe Fernandez

R180 I'm sad because I really thought that would be a winnable match for Tirante.

R184 Mens Tennis Forums

This is cute... Cerundolo and Alcaraz hugging after practice.

Nadal’s RG ceremony is making me emotional (damn it)

Thanks, R187. I should’ve known that as I go there sometimes.

R189 Yeah it was pretty special to see the Big Four back together. We know Nadal and Federer are good friends, but I often forget Murray and Nadal have been friends since they were kids when Murray moved to Spain (and Murray and Djokovic have known each other since they were kids too).

Agree about the Rafa ceremony though I have to admit I got a bit nervous when the ball kids started the modern dance routine.

Apparently Cerundolo jr. is on Twitter.

[Quote]Primera adentroo muy contento! Seguimos!!

[quote] Yeah it was pretty special to see the Big Four back together.

They were never apart in the hearts and minds of the tennis public.

[quote] The younger Cerundolo just walked out on the court. It's funny how he looks nothing like his brother.

That’s like the Berrettini brothers except with them the contrast is more extreme.

Peppa fans - Speaking of Amelie, this made me giggle

Entertaining match going on between Elahi Galan and French twink, Valentin Royer. 2 sets all, half way through the final set. It's break after break and the crowd's going nuts.

Where can I find a replay of the entire RG ceremony for Rafa? Youtube only has clips

R198 You'll be lucky. I had to watch on Discovery+ with a TNT Sports Subscription which this year costs £30 a month. I'll completely watch the fuck out of RG so it's not the end of the world but last year it was only £7.99 a month all in.

You might be able to find a torrent of it somewhere.

Interesting to see Novaxxx and Andy as part of the big 4 at the Rafa ceremony. I noticed they never stood together.

Should Stan the Man have been there as art of the Big Five?

R201 I thought that. Though I suppose there are more "iconic" pics/moments of the Big Four together.

Not to say Novaxx and Misery shouldn’t be there just examining the vibe after their breakup.

Interesting to see lines people calling lines. I thought all ATP events, and grand slams were to move to Hawkeye. Anyone know the story here?

John Mc needs to retire. Enough. He is unbearable to listen to.

R204 on clay you can see definite marks on any questionable calls so they don't feel the need use the technology.

RG is the only slam not using ELC. There’s some controversy around the decision as most players (when polled) trust ELC more than Linesman. Stay tuned.

Legz+ retires AGAIN!

This time against Halys halfway through the second set - Machac lost the first in a breaker

Comesana lost! I wasn't expecting that. I thought he'd get thru for a bit.

au revoir Zsa Zsa :-(

Luvly Lore eases through

[quote]Where can I find a replay of the entire RG ceremony for Rafa? Youtube only has clips

It's on the Roland Garros Twitter/X account, maybe they will post it on YouTube as well

Wow Mopsy is about to take out Sonego in 5. That's a gutsy win.

[quote]RG is the only slam not using ELC. There’s some controversy around the decision as most players (when polled) trust ELC more than Linesman. Stay tuned.

Mon petit chou, Jelena Ostapenko's matches will be de rigueur to watch!

r212 thank you so much for finding that for me. It was a wonderful and fitting tribute to see in full.

R215, are you Rafanatic?

r216, I am not Rafanatic. However I have always admired Rafa above all others, and have found his values and conduct an inspiration in my career, if that makes any sense. I've actually never picked up a racket in my life, to my regret, I poured myself in to another sport when I was young, but in recent decades I do love to watch tennis.

I's in Parus!

Many of my faves lost yesterday, it makes me sad. Happy for the younger Cerundolo though. Hoping for better results today.

Emma Navarro got spanked (6-0, 6-1) by a player ranked 68.

Don’t know what that was about.

Shouldn’t Machac be banned at this point? He’s retired over and over and over again. What he is doing isn’t professional.

WTF with Alcaraz outfit?

R162 OR...Occam's razor.

I mean...having dinner with a notorious serial killer/cannibal isn't remotely the same as three outspoken types. Admittedly, I'm unfamiliar with Carr beyond what I've seen here and there. But I am familiar with Trump and McGregor, and they are two peas from the same pod. Nobody's having dinner with either of those creeps UNLESS they admire them.

Just because he's hot, British and plays tennis doesn't mean he's not a MAGA twat.

Nike, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to dress its players in a Scottish Soccer League Division 2 team kit for this year's Roland Garros.

In further sad news, I watched our friend Miomir Kecmanovic - currently battling Baez in a 5-setter - change his shirt... and unfortunately he's rapidly transitioning from 'Thiccmanovic' to 'Fatmanovic'.

The French men seem to have all signed a contract to go down in flames in 5-set thrillers.... Royer, Jacquet, Blanchet, and just now, Cazaux.

When the French flop, they do so with dramatic flair!

There was an article about this just the other day

Daddy's ridin' the Struggle Bus, today

2 sets to 1 down against Altmaier, and now just gone a second break down in the 4th set. Warming up Flop Corner as I type...

Altmaier is becoming Top 4 kryptonite at Roland Garros. He took out Sinner in the second round in 2023.

Even though she grates less post-comeback, I still take a cruel pleasure in watching Osaka lose.

ADF wins! He dropped a set to a much lower ranked Spaniard though.

R230 This was not a surprise. Fritz is terrible on clay and Altmaier is always a dangerous player. I knew this, made a bet on him and won.

ADF looks depressed. Clearly not happy with his performance today. That or he is injured. Idk.

ADF was fine in the first two sets. I think he just got frustrated when he did his usual lapse of concentration in the third, through half of the fourth.

He still overcomplicates matches he should win easily far too often.

Fritz flops!!!!

Wawrinka loses in straight sets to Fearnley.

[quote] When the French flop, they do so with dramatic flair!

Flopos Frenchies!

[quote] Fritz flops!!!!

Flopos Fritz!

Altmaier is a beast on the dirt. He's not totally unfortunate-looking.

Speaking of thicc, Darderi is put together pretty well.

Fran lost! Wtf?! Cannot believe this! Thought he would go far here. I'm so sad. He was one of my favorites. All my faves keep losing, just like yesterday.

Cerundolo Senior joins Fritz in today's Flop Corner. Weak straight sets defeat to Diallo.

R241 *prayer circle forms for Camilo Ugo coming up later this afternoon*

[quote] Cerundolo Senior joins Fritz in today's Flop Corner.

Flopos Fran!

Grampy Gasquet 2 sets to 1 up against Atmane in his last RG.

Dare we dream of a dream farewell against Sinner in the next round?

So hapy Fritz lost. Hope Draper is next followed by Novaxx

Can somebody tell Osaka to play doubles?

DL Arch Nemesis Sloth Stephens is now a sports commentator, albeit a behind the scenes correspondent for TNT's coverage of RG

Ostapenko is such a doll

Did Sloth retire?

Did Sloth retire and I missed it? Or did she take her usual first-round exit?

Who is the lez calling this match with the lesser McEnroe?

[quote]Did Sloth retire and I missed it? Or did she take her usual first-round exit?

Her ranking has dropped to #393 so she has to rely on wild cards or play ITF events. The last match she played was in February, maybe she'll retire at the US Open

Watching my poor lovely Camilo trying to mount a comeback. He can mount me after.

R254 Get to the back of the line!

I'm telling you NOW, so I don't have to tell you THEN!

The Master at work.

French player Caroline Garcia has played her last RG- her hometown Grand a Slam. Garcia wll retire this year .

Side note, I was shocked to learn that she is enageged to her BOYfriend

Stunned about Cerundolo. Fantastic player having a great season. The handshake at the net was weak, even. I'll bet he's sick or something.

A rare win for The UGOAT at Roland Garros.

Good to see that he seems to have stopped feeling the need to act like a jackass on court. Markedly less fist pumping and shrieking than we've become accustomed to from him lately.

R258 I didn't see the match, but in all the pics on Getty Images Fran looks like Skeletor. Very drawn and ashen.

R257 She does a podcast with him called Tennis Insider Club. It's actually really good. They get some really good guests.

In French or Engrish?

R262 English. Her English is impressive.

Gasquet bulging heavily today, damn.

Hot or not? Austrian, Filip Misolic, through to Round 2.

Lucas Pouille got some smooches from Gasquet

At least three French men won today. No French women(?)

Who are the brown, yellow and white this RG?

R267 I forgot to schedule their matches.

The Nike outfit for Sinner is another aberration.

R258 He seemed VERY low on energy. Something felt off. He is usally more energized than this. Idk... maybe he really was sick ot something? Or maybe he was just tired. Didn't he play just last week? Maybe not a good idea.

R260 I watched part of it. It seemed like he didn't care at all. Like he barely gave it an effort. Idk... something felt off. My guess is he was either sick/injured or just exhausted from playing too many matches lately. He basically seemed relieved that he lost. He wasn't even upset.

Giron just played with his junk the entire changeover

Did he smell his fingers?

Shapo and Lehecka had convincing wins over Martinez and Pornstache Thompson respectively.

Alas, Giron's junk is shown the door and his giant ass will grace Paris no more. On the bright side, Clara Tausen's hopes for a first slam title...and chin...live on!

Is it, in fact, giant?

Rinder neck and neck in the third.

Il Gingio 'avin a wobble!

Is Shapo white or yellow?

R280 zzzzzzzzzzzz

[quote]Giron just played with his junk the entire changeover

Gives it a squeeze and immediately looks directly at the camera.

Lil' slut!

A. Feast's booty was looking divine today in those white shorts

gah

the front aint bad neither

A bit surprised by Titsy's take-down of TME in straights. I know Titsy is playing well, but I didn't expect straight sets.

[quote]Giron just played with his junk the entire changeover

he's got an itchy cooter y'all1

poor osaka

emma raducanu made it thru 1st round but she faces Iga in 2nd round....

Great to see that Lacoste finally got a clue on how to dress their poster boy Fils. I hope that those old potato sacks are toast.

^^^^

Legz

Not loving the kit, but a convincing win over RBA

Ostapenko lives to terrorize the ref another day!

R216, no that wasn't me.

I saw it live and, like R215, I may have wept quietly.

Sinners Nike kit is appalling. Kermit the Frog green polo, white collar, and with what, royal blue shorts?

Green for Italian flag. Blue for traditional color of Italian sport.

It’s not hard to figure out.

R296, he’s the No. 1 player in the world and that green makes him look a Christmas elf. 😡

Hermey elf

Agree Sinner’s kit sucks.

Captain Jack

Medvedev's just lost 6 games in a row to Norrie... NORRIE!

R302 Norrie has been a Top 10 player. He's not shit.

I'm not suggesting Norrie's shit. Just that he's hasn't been playing at that level for some time and he's previously not taken a set off Medvedev.

Flavio gave up his place as a leading football prospect, just to play tennis…

Grigor is OUT!

Dmitri is out!

Daniil loses…

WOWZERS. Norrie looked buried at the end of the 4th. That took guts to hang in there and push it over the line.

Giron is so HOT.

Norrie beats Medvedev! Wow! I know he sucks on clay, but still. This is shocking.

Mensik showing himself to be an arrogant little turd in the Novaxx mould. Repeated gamesmanship at critical points against Muller.

A new one to add to my Shit List.

Big Jack is playing now!

Bellucci Team

I want Jack to win, even if he is a MAGA, lol.

[quote] lol

LoL! :)

Shouldn’t you be talking more about soon to be champion and most talented player in history, Coco Gauff????

Are you. Coco? Or the Choke-o Coco?

Jack loses the first set.

A single Frenchwoman moves on. Sakkari is moldy eggplant at this point.

R320 And Ons Jabeur is stale falafel.

Jack wins the second set... but will he realise his dream of a Third Reich?

If you're basing your fanship of tennis players based on their political leanings, you're in for a world of hurt...

My fandom 'critieria' breaks down (roughly) as follows:

Game style - 30%

Looks - 25%

Personality on court - 20%

Personality off court - 15%

Political leanings - 10%

If you feel the need to mention political leanings as one of your criterion for fandom, I can guarantee you it's a lot more than 10%

I mentioned it because someone brought it up. And you don't fucking know me, so fuck the fuck off with your assumptions.

I really hope our Big Jack isn’t MAGA - why would he be if he’s a Brit - maybe he just finds the Orange Turd a fascinating creature? Ugh, please Jack. Don’t make me turn on you.

Shirtless Draper!

Pretty sure Bellucci is actually Conchita Martinez after fully transitioning to male.

Conchita never licked MY cooter.

Jack intensely eyes the ball

Jack wins!

Shirtless Jack again.

Jack sucks Slazenger balls

R334 Why?

Mackie may have lost to Novaxx, but he looked very pretty while doing it.

R327, there’s a longstanding affinity between sports and right-wing nationalism. Unfortunately you have to temper expectations with these guys. They’re jocks, not brain surgeons.

R335 Fuzzy and white Brit balls. Duh.

[quote] They’re jocks, not brain surgeons.

Brain surjun was my second career choice after tennis playur.

Every time I see M. Bellucci on the scores, I think of Monica Bellucci.

R340 There's a "J. Garland" on the scoreboard as we speak.

[quote] There's a "J. Garland" on the scoreboard as we speak.

Judy was one of the most talented singers ever. She also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout her life. Despite that, she had a good heart, which is hard to encounter in Hollywood. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with her struggles and she theirs.

I *heart* R342

r342, Sir, this is a Wendy's

If a player is just a stereotypical stupid jock, homophobic, MAGA, boorish on or off the court, etc., it's an automatic turnoff for me. Fortunately there are plenty of players who don't fit that stereotype.

Twinknaldi levels up against Felix. Into a 5th set.

Fonseca destroying Hubie at the moment.

I love thinking about Hubie as having a huge Polish cock. He's so sweet and unassuming, but he pulls his shorts down and it's a monster. He smiles shyly and shrugs his shoulders.

Hubie I'm still free, take a chance on me

Every time I see Monica Bellucci, I think of which ATP player has the best nips. FIFY

R347 I can visualise that. That's soooooo Hubie!

Judy Pills goes to a third set against Katie Nobody.

I'd quite like to be the quivering meat in a Hurkacz/Fonseca sandwich.

Tabur team or Jabeur team?

So you’re a total bottom…

J. Garland's Paris dream lives on!

Judy. Judy, Judy

Flayvah's baby blues

Not Muchova Roland Garros for Karolina.

She's dumped out in the first round by Parks.

Laslo Cakes

Giron playing with his junk

Monfils / Delien going five. Very entertaining match so far.

[quote]Mackie may have lost to Novaxx, but he looked very pretty while doing it.

indeed

La Mont pulls through.

G*E*M*S life.

Oops. Monf not Mont.

LOL, it's not La Monf if it's not a dramatic 5-setter

HELP!!!

I can't stop watching that clip of Giron fondling that huge sausage he has locked in his shorts.

Lore being luvly

....

Literally everyone I'm rooting for is losing. Isn't that funny.

R345 I mean...in all honesty, it really doesn't make a difference to me. I'm not financially contributing to them or their party, and we ain't getting married OR discussing politics after sitting on each other's faces, amirite?

Uhhhh, R370, then why bother with the tennis either? Sounds like you got a whole other game in mind.

R371 I mean...durrr, we have to talk about SOMETHING while we take a breather.

I'm guessing quantum physics or hermeneutics aren't on the menu.

R373 Is that what you talk about after sitting on somebody's face? Must be lonely.

Gurls, GURLS!

You're both cunts.

Dancin' Danny Altmaier manages to back up his big win over Daddy, with a tight 4-setter over Kopriva.

Cute Casper flops. Was he injured?

Flopos Wuud!

R377 Knee injury, according to Gill Gross. Sounds like it was something he was carrying before the match, not picked up during it.

Scrub that, looks like he picked it up at the end of the first set.

I am saving my best tennis for the 250 I'm playing next week.

Halys doesn't live here any more!

Riotously good match against Kecmanovic - Qunentin comes out the winner, after firing off aces and insane winners from all corners of the court.

Vive la France!

ODS Tommy 2 sets down to Muscular Marton Fucsovics.

Rendez-vous with Taylor on Boulevard Des Flops in 45 minutes?

At least Donna Vekic lost. Her matches are always a slog.

R382 that belongs on the cum on my face thread…

The other Emma also folds like a house of cards.

ODS Tommy and Fuscovics is a porn movie waiting to happen!

Gigante…penis…takes 1st set

R374, I'm not the least bit lonely. My only point was that I like both brains and brawn. Sorry you chose to make it personal.

Great to see three of my faves, Popyrin, Navone and Borges through to the third round.

Hot Bosnian Daddy, Damir Dzhumur, doles out a lesson to Outsize Servebot, Mpetschi-Perricard. Wins in 4.

Citybus is heading toward the cliff!

HUUUUUGE WIN FOR GIGANTE!!!!!

KNOCKS CITYBUS OUT AND OUT OF THE TOP 20!

OMG he's adorable - such a sweet boy in the on court interview.

Pene gigante!

Doumbia/Reboul are currently playing Gaydrian/Barrere.

Could it be the first All Gay Slam Doubles match?

I think some of you Lore fans may like this.

R398....

Looks like Tommy Paul is gonna need some groin massage

R397 not even close

Brooksby mounting comeback in third set after losing first two sets against Sebbie Korda.

Brooksby and Sebbie in a tie break.

Brooksby team or Sebbie team?

America first!

Sebbie, an American, won against Brooksby, an American.

Foe over PCB in straight sets.

I'm liking the game of this Emilio Nava, whose presently valiantly losing to The Brat... atrocious haircut nothwithstanding.

Seriously, he looks like he's been experimented on in a lab.

ODS Tommy tops Fucksoviv. Long flip fuck.

I gave doubt about Starodubtseva.

The Lore nudes leaked and he's not particularly hung. Cobolli either. That said, I would let them do anything they wanted to me.

^^^^ links u dumm ho!

Lore being luvly

here, too

gutsy win by ODS Tommy

🤷🏻‍♂️

🤷🏻‍♂️

The Joao Sousa dick pic further down... quite impressive.

^^^^ quite the little ho!

shaved balls to boot

Matteo Gigante in classic 'sit back and smile while you go to town on my huge cock pose'

“It's hopefully nothing too serious. For the last couple of weeks, I've been kind of struggling a little bit with knee pain on and off,” explained the Norwegian. “That's why I decided to pull out of Geneva after Rome, do my best, and heal to be ready here."

Wait! Where are the dick pics?

Blind he is if link to the dick pics he does not see.

He's cut too lol

I really am sorry, but can you tell me which response has the link? I’m really not seeing it. Thank you.

R415 and r416. Same link at both.

I clicked on the link and there were other pics of tennis players! Thiem!

Musetti is tiny

I’d rather see Thiem’s bare ass.

415 and 416 have both been deleted. Are you guys putting me on? This is a joke, right? I don’t know what’s going on… am I seriously stupid?

^ never mind. A little slow on the uptake apparently.

R428, they’re not deleted. I take it you don’t have your setting on Asbestos Eyeballs and are closer to Delicate Flower.

If I'm reading the links correctly, neither Lore nor Joao will win any contests in the locker room.

But does anyone know the backstory of how anyone got these pics? Did the players post these (with faces) while they were fairly famous?

Probably catfished by someone pretending to be a woman.

So I can’t access links from 410 to 417 any I am set to flaming eyeballs. Would any of you be so kind and help me out by reposting links?

FFS Demon. I refuse to accept you going out to that fraudulent clown, Bublik.

Sort your fucking shit out!

In happier news, The RFC loses the first set to Jesper De Jong, and is playing like shit.

Cheating little bitch, Mensik, has just lost sets 3 and 4 to Rocha and is hopefully heading towards La Place Des Flops.

Jannik will destroy old man Gasquet in under 1 hour

R436 His retirement ceremony will be longer than the match.

I have a new hero. His name is Henrique Rocha. Coming back from 2 sets down to 86 that arrogant POS, Mensik 🙏🏼

Give some respect to Grampy Gasquet. The man loves the game and is a trooper. I'll miss that beautiful backhand and the cool as fuck regripping!

R439 O I'm a fan. But it's pretty obvious Sinner's going to humiliate him.

A couple of games a set and some shots for the highlight reel and I think he avoids it being a 'humiliation' (IMHO)

R373 My apologies. I assumed--this being DL and all--that you were being a dick. No hardfeels.

Now...back to tennis CC (coverage and cocks!)

Don't forget me, the 3rd C!

I’m listening to Jill Craybas commentating the Sinner–Gasquet match on Eurosport.

My ears are bleeding. Where on earth did she get that grating voice??

Wow! Fils looked down and out after the 4th set. Could barely move with a leg injury, dug in, and somehow got it over the line against Munar... who just looks shell-shocked.

And treated us to a view of the goods in celebration of the win!

Ahhh Richard in his twunky prime.

You did yourself proud, today. Will miss your sublime backhands and class both on and off court.

[quote] FFS Demon. I refuse to accept you going out to that fraudulent clown, Bublik.

Sad to see Demon lose especially to someone like the Bublik enemy.

Fonseca’s kit is a crime against humanity.

Good to see perfectly-coiffed Pierre-Hugues giving him a decent match

A. Feast

....

Fils can FIL me up!

Is it possible Paula Badosa will lose, or is it just a ruse?

Corentin Moutet two sets down to Djokovic in a match that feels like a rendition of the cheap action movie of the Thug and the Smug.

Shapo loses first set 7-6 to Filip Misolic.

Fearnley, my fellow Elfin Edinburgher, takes the first set off a misfiring UGOAT.

Shapo now two sets down.

The UGOAT takes a nasty fall in set 2, tries to play for another game and then retires. Fearnley through to play Norrie in a Brit on Brit tussle.

Can I get a primer on why we hate Mensik? I thought we loved him after he took out Novaxx in Miami?

He was a real ass against Muller in the first round. He repeatedly held up play at critical times when Muller had momentum.

He was also copying all Novaxx's gestures in goading the crowd. He's also hanging out with Jake Paul. Seems to be developing into a bit of a jackass.

La Monf team or Big Jack team?

I's tryin to come back from too sets down!

Monfils always. But he's exhausted from the last 5 setter.

Panzer Jack to penetrate Gael's Maginot Line!

Chapeau, Filip!

Misolic outmuscles Shapo to grind it out in 5!

Why’s I loose?

Tsitsipas hires Goran as coach and dad won’t be involved, at least initially.

Can’t imagine daddy keeping out of it and chasing Goran away.

Every time Stefanos has a chance at escaping and achieving something, daddy comes back. He's the unkillable monster!

The Captain Jack v La Monf match is a drama fest worthy of lesbians!

Phew! That was a doozy!

bye Shapo :-(

Draper v Monfils is probably the match of the year.

Jack's got a real battle on his hands against Fonseca in the next round. He's probably had the toughest draw of the top 8 so far.

The Captain and La Monf

Can’t WAIT for JF and Big Jack!

R408 thank you. Not only did that get me hard but I like Tommy portrayed as a top. Another poster claimed he would clearly be Big Jack D's bottom if they were getting ready for a fuck. I see Tommy as a horny top.

R469, if Papa Tsitsipas was my daddy? I'd let his unkillable monster do anything it wanted to me.

Musetti Team or Navone Team?

Navone reminds me of Gael Garcia Bernal, but I'll go with luvly Lore unless someone has the receipts that Navone is a gurl like us ...

R445 I did NOT lick my screen! I did NOT lick my screen!

Navone is blazingly hot.

I haven't been able to watch much yet. This weekend I can really get into it. Watching Musetti-Navone right now before work.

I actually meant R446. That was HOT.

Rune gets broken serving for the third set then does his usual little bitch act. Like clockwork.

Goes on to lose the set. Halys leads two sets to one.

Tommy Paul's a motherfucking hero at this year's RG. Second match in a row he's gone 5 sets with a physical issue and come through.

Mopsy team or Giant team?

Big Foe team or Sebbie Korda team?

Dzumhur team or Alcaraz (Garfia) team?

Giant/Never Mopsy Team

Big Foe Team

Alcaraz Team

I'd actually love Dzumhur to win as he totally rocks my loins, but we can't afford to lose anyone capable of beating Novaxx and The RFC.

It's unfortunate that the homophobe won.

Rybakina team or Peppa Pig team?

I think Rybakina is into BDSM.

Peppa in danger. She needs to focus on winning so she can humiliate Iga AGAIN.

[quote]I have doubts about Starodubtseva

She's the new Alphabet Soup!

I have a weird feeling Alcaraz will lose today.

[quote]Tommy Paul's a motherfucking hero at this year's RG

Thank you PP

R493 Well, he doesn't like to play at night.

TNT Sport commentator describing Hamad Medjedovic's shorts - soaking wet, and unchanged for 3 sets - as a 'borderline obscenity'.

We have a white shorts, black 'manties' situation.

Keep that bitch away @ R494!

I hate that! Rybot won over Ostapenko only to lose to Iga in the next round.

Why couldn't Rybot just allow Ostapenko , who has a better record against Siwatek, to win the fucking match!

I weep for our Queen of the Baltics.

Arthur Fils has withdrawn from RG.

All the French men are now out. None through to the second week. Pretty disappointing.

I'm bummed about Sebi Korda. He keeps being touted as a thing, but there's just so few results. I like him, but I don't really favor him in high-stakes matches anymore. Happy for Francis, and thrilled for Tommy.

Bummed about Fils, who is very hot.

Dzumhur is ripped.

I’m not a Dzumhur!

I heard a Dzumhur. They say you've got a broken heart.

Why did Fils pull out?

I presume it was the leg injury he sustained in the Munar match.

Sorry but Bublik doesn't look like he showers

Bublik looks like a homeless derelict. I'm not convinced he's not one.

[quote]Bublik looks like a homeless derelict

With Emporio Armani as a sponsor!

Emporio Armani's current choice of male players is weird - Bublik, Sonego, and Medjedovic. All pretty 'off brand' IMHO.

Hawt!

Dzumhur steals a deserved set. I'm happy now. Carlitos can go and win.

Back injury, R506.

Luvly Lore

....

I'm bummed that both Rune and Shelton won today

Dzumhur playing out of his skin. More 'unkillable' than even Apostolos Tsitsipas. He breaks back to stay alive in the 4th set.

Carlitos advances.

Mopsy in good company

Lucas Pouille scrubbed up nicely (doing the on court interview with Carlitos)

Do we know why FILS pulled out??

Do we know why FILS pulled out??

R522/R523, see R507.

Actually, R522/R523, see R514.

RFC Team or Flayvah Team?

Novaxx Team or Misslevic Team?

Il Gingio or Lehecka Team?

Jo-Wow! Team or Captain Jack Team?

Cute Cam Team or Fearnley Team?

Flayvah/Never RFC Team

Misolic/Never Novaxx Team

Lehecka Team (if Novaxx wins, change it to Il Gingio Team)

Captain Jack Team

Fearnley, Pride of Edinburgh Team

Cobolli team

Misslevic team (I’d pick anyone over Novaxx)

Il Gingio team (better chance of winning against Novaxx)

Captain Jack team

Fearnley team (but I’m largely indifferent for this match)

I'll take my lovely big dutch boy, Griekspoor (over Quinn), and my new favourite, Henrique Rocha (over Bublik) in the other two men's matches tomorrow

[quote]Do we know why FILS pulled out??

It was the agreement we had before I let him put it in.

Rocha has beautiful skin.

Which browns, whites and yellows have won and lost so far this tournament?

nice profile

Captain Big Jack D

Nothing against Fonz but I long to silence the obnoxious Brazilians.

"Do we know why FILS pulled out??"

He didn't want to get Roland Garros pregnant, Rose!

Fils has a stress fracture in his L5 vertebrae so is out for 4 weeks at a minimum. No Wimbledon for him.

I can't help but feel Fils should've retired in the Munar match. Totally understand the desire to carry on in your home slam, but pushing that injury for 3 sets will have done a lot of extra damage.

MASC 100% TOP NO EXCEPTIONS!, Tallon Griekspoor, comes through against waify, Ethan Quinn, with a few wobbles on the way.

Sinner over Lehecka in three..... Sinner is very boring to watch.

My Kuder itches, Ekaterina!

I’ve yet to hear Agassi. Anyone have a report on how he’s doing?

Captain Jack demolishes Fonseca 2, 4 and 2 in less than 2 hours. Clinical.

RFC tops Cobolli.

The Captain

I'd rather Jack, than Johnny Mac

Johnny Mac was unbearable last night. Disrespect for Dzumhur for the whole match. He really is a boring, bitter old cunt.

Misolic is hot in that gym bro/queen way. BDF? "Me So Lick."

The TNT commentators for the Djokovic match are incredibly annoying.

I listen to the Radio Roland Garros commentary - via app or website - and synch it up with the TV coverage.

They're hilarious - currently in an in depth discussion about the international impact of Bananarama - interspersed with some actual tennis commentary.

TNT invited Granny V and she put on a busty display

Sexy Filip giving Novak a decent work out.

I can't see Novaxx having much to worry Sinner on the evidence of this performance - especially seeing what Jannick did to Lehecka earlier today.

MAGA Coco Vandeweghe really extra on the desk. She had a little mid-level spat with PMac today which was pretty funny. She goes hard; I guess that's her brand. She's not a bad analyst overall. The TNT desk is sort of messy.

[quote]TNT invited Granny V and she put on a busty display

gurl, that's Serena

she always had big tits but has put on weight

No gurl, it's really Venus

OMG you're right of course

Vee has put on a LOT of weight

she looks a lot more like Re with the additional pounds

Mopsy Team or Carlitos Team?

Luvly Lore Team or Legz Team?

A Pop Team or ODS Tommy Team?

Big Foe Team or Altmaier Team?

Carlitos/Never Mopsy Team

Lore/Never Brat Team

ODS Tommy Team

Dreamy Danny Altmaier Team

Which banned substances is Sinner taking for this tournament?

Poppers

R550, that's coco in the middle...is venus in the picture? she's the one with tits hanging out?

wow, venus really let herself go....

She does resemble Serena more now with the longer hair and extra weight

I thought Serena would age like Oracene - so I am not surprised when she puts on weight. But I also really thought that Venus would follow Richard and still be tall and fairly thin as she aged.

^^ Also, I like the extra weight in Venus' face, but it's not really doing her much elsewhere. I didn't know she had such giant breasts potential. I mean, they were never small, but i still never noticed her tits.

R564, we know she has autoimmune issues, she could be puffy from medication.

For you Captain Jack fans a brief, sweaty video. He has many moles on his back.

Those tiddies are 'embellished'.

Cant stand ben Shelton

Jack Draper is growing in me. I like his lack of showmanship. He goes aboutnhisbwins quietly. Fonseca oth has the loud Brazilians cheering him and he plays shit

Grip it and rip it!

Carlitos team

Lore team (Brat for the eye candy)

Indifferent to the. Pop/ODS match. Whoever can better beat Novaxx team.

Altmaier Team

Thanks so, so much for asking.

A lot of good matches tomorrow.

Jack D has a really hairy chest when he lets it grow out. Fucking hot.

The Nike kit is disgusting.

Whoever designed it should be slapped viciously!

Short and very sweet for ODS Tommy over A-Pop: 3,3 and 3!

Get up Jasmine! We love you!

What a match, Svitolina is such a gritty player

Jacks seems so dull...when he talks

Stfu Lindsay Davenport

Come on Rybot! !!!

What the fuck Rybakina??! What the actual fuck?????!!!!!

Fuck you Rybakina!

Wha’ happened?

Yes okay, good Rybakina!

Rybakina's boyfriend has entered the thread.

[quote] Rybakina's boyfriend has entered the thread.

Ha!

What a cheater, iga is telling umpire I didnt ask you to check it after that last line call to Rybot!

New thread.

Svee wins.

I was going to get up early earlier based on estimated start times. The first three women's matches with three sets and I'm really benefiting since Sabalenka, Alcaraz, and Tiafoe are starting later.

She-Hulk team or ova, Anisim team?

She-Hulk team!

Seems it’s going to be an easy victory for She-Hulk.

Carlos, sigh ...

I. Am. Obsessed.

She-Hulk rampages on!

"I'm ready for Set 2, Carlitooooooos!"

An Alcaraz-Shelton flip-flop. I'd watch.

Carlitos two sets up.

Only if Shelton puts a bag over that face

Two bags, in case the first one falls off.

New thread. Continue your foolishness.