Did Mikey Marinara just come out?

Just like his cousin, Stevie Stromboli.

Yippeee!

Attaboy. Join the cocksuckers' club!

I’m convinced that if he and Luigi made a sex tape it would be the most successful film of all time in terms of profit to budget ratio.

He’s cute, but not cute enough to overcome the unfunniness.

Should I know him for any noteworthy reason?

Any comment from the Marinara family yet?

What’s the attraction here? All you bottoms want is a muscular Italian man with hairy arms and a thick cock who can prepare a great dinner and then fuck your brains out? That’s it?

So he's tutti frutti now?

Human beings cannot gaybait. Gaybaiting = television

I'd love to cuddle with him. Blow him, too, of course.

God, that was an excruciating watch.

These InstaHos have GotToGo.

Though some say he has nothing on the Crispy Pizza guy.

I’d compare cannolis with him.

Most men just would love to suck dick.. It's a fact.

He’s a scammer, guys. Don’t play into his nonsense and gay baiting.

I’ve subscribed to his OF

It would not be possible for a gay man to be this boring

R18, does he show some salami at least?

Nope

[quote] All you want is a muscular Italian man with hairy arms and a thick cock who can prepare a great dinner and then fuck your brains out? That's it?

R9, even if it's not quite enough, it's a good start

I want to suck his big guinea cock and eat his furry guinea ass all night long.

[quote]I’m convinced that if he and Luigi made a sex tape it would be the most successful film of all time in terms of profit to budget ratio.

I would pay CASH MONEY to make that happen.

Italian guys have always been my weakness (I'm Irish/German, myself) and I've had many. Mostly Italian-American, but several Italian-from-Italy as well.

He shows it in DMs, r19. It's average-sized and cut. I think the cooking thing is what makes him so sexy. Otherwise he'd still be attractive, but nothing out of the ordinary. I also agree that he's most likely straight.

r24 DM him and then post the pic here!

She's obviously an actress dear.

Average? He must descend from somewhere north?

[quote] I’d compare cannolis with him.

Two standard cannolis would be hella disappointing.

R12- I would have him strip completely naked and then I would-

Lick his ass

Lick his balls

Suck his cock ( until he had an orgasm

Then swallow ALL of his semen

Pretty, but dull AF.

He should not have posted this to his IG, or anywhere else for that matter. Doesn't need to. Ridiculous, attention whore is going to become tiresome, and go down in flames.

Doesn't he have an Only Fans now?

R24 - post it here please!

[quote] He shows it in DMs

He doesn’t.

He does have an Only Fans.

Mikey has become a bit much. I’m sick of him already. Cute at first but now he’s too phoney and he’s not a good ‘actor’.

$20 a month? I mean...I get it. It's economics, but these dudes would be better off with cheaper subscription fees--Just a suggestion. At least this guy doesn't show contempt for his fanbase like others I've come across.

Let's see some cock then!

Does he leave the bush natural, trim it, or shave it bald?

I like blue.

Do you like blue bush, Joey?

For a jackson we expect...

He is a cute guy but I think he's probably straight, but playing to the gay men on his onlyfans. I'll believe he's gay when I see him sucking cock on his onlyfans.

Someone was saying he is autistic.

Average cock is fine. Does he have a bitchin Camaro? I want the total package.

Someone is saying EVERYONE is autistic, R43!

Some videos at the pizza counter make Mikey look very short, but it may be the angle or that the counter is very tall. I'm his fan, but not at the OnlyFans level yet.

are only fans subscriber counts public? How many does he have?

I think he has alot

Do you indeed R48? Based on what?

I'm on his onlyfans, , just seems like he has a lot of views. Although his prices are really steep, hopefully he lowers them, he is a hot guy, not sure if he's gay/bi or just playing to the crowd.

R50 You are? What's he showing?

Nothing

[quote] Nothing

That's what I figured. There's nothing upstairs or downstairs. This guy is a loser.

I said this before, I'll say it again. He shows his soft cock (briefly) and his ass in his paid DMs. It's expensive as fuck. He made a point to say the reason his prices are so high is because he is a business owner and he wants to keep locals from seeing his content. How true that is I don't know. I do believe he owns or at least runs his restaurant, so an active OF with frontal nudity might be a concern there.

And also on his regular OF page, he has shown VPL in underwear and nude with his crotch covered - he's pretty hairy, so I don't know if that counts as "nothing."

Someone post the pics

Has he started wearing briefs yet? I unsubscribed and let him know I wasn't paying to look at him in modesty pantaloons but if he was going to wear underwear, to at least wear briefs.

R54 Oh please. I’m about to unfollow this bitch if he is saying such absurdities. If you cared that much about your restaurant you wouldn’t be a stripper on onlyfans. That’s essentially what you are doing. Stripping or exotic dancer. Thats what people are paying for just like when they go to Chippendales. I hate cunts that want to have their pizza and eat it to. Just own it.

And just for the record I follow him on instagram; didn’t even know he had an only fans.

I’m NOT a stripper! I’m an OnlyFans CONTENT CREATOR!!!!

If you suckers wanna throw cash at me, I'll tease you til the Marinara comes home. Already up to quarter mil.

R54- I want to see his

COCK

BALLS and

‘ASS

I'd pay good money for a Mikey/QCP OnlyFans collab

This thread is useless without pics.

He eats pussy.

R64 I’d watch that

R65 I’d definitely watch him chow down on snatch!

R64. Where did u see that?

Yes, boy pussy.

He's hot as fuck

What does he do on his Onlyfans?

Nothing.

he shows his pubes alot

Epitome of AWG

R71 The most complete summary possible of this thread.

It really is the perfect summary R74.

We should all meet down at the pizzeria for a slice or two. Then the real inquisition will begin.

Like pretty much everyone else on OF, I'm sure he shows the minimum necessary to keep his subscribers happy.

He needs to man up and show the goods.

I thought he was still with this girlfriend, Jeannie Tortellini

And that threesome with Aracely Arrabbiata….

I'll take the sausage grinder, no cheese.

You talkin' to me?

Needs some furry nuts on that marinara

That’s way too much money for minimal content.

If he's not hard and cumming and presenting hole it's not worth the money.

R83, my nonna used to make a bomb furry nuts in marinara.

Photo of said pubes please!

His acting is so good he should star in Chicago. Or maybe Mame!

I unsubscribed from his onlyfans, He wanted 100.00 for some shower pics, no thanks, hot guy but way overpriced.

[quote]He wanted 100.00 for some shower pics, no thanks, hot guy but way overprice

Every business now has to deal with tariffs. Unfortunately, this has led to increased prices all around—First Walmart, now Mikey Marinara.

100 bucks! Mikey Chutzpah more like it.

He doesn't even show anything. I don't know why anyone is talking about him. He's not gay. He doesn't show cock on his Only Fans. End of story.

And yet you bumped this thread when there was no need to… the last post was hours ago.

Are you mad about it R93? Is nobody is allowed to comment on this thread?

This bitch?

I don’t get the appeal.

Someone said he shows bush. Where?

He's cute, but paying $100 for tame shower pics from a guido is truly pathetic.

When has he shown interest in women?

This thread is basically the same autistic poster - whom I assume is also OP - just bumping it every day.

I eat his ass. Then his pizza. Then his ass. Then his pizza.

Do you put ranch dressing on his ass?

🎵 Pour some Hidden Valley on me 🎵

I'm keeping my valley hidden.

Uncanny valley!

Does he like dick?

Doubtful

I'm sure he's been approached, more than once

I love Mikey and also Joey Sacco, the other smoking hot, cocky and preening Italian-American piece of ass from the tri-state area.

The OP of the original DL thread that referred to him as "upsettingly handsome" still has a place of honor in the Nelliest DL Poster Hall of Fame.

Imagine an orgy where it’s only Italian guys. Gosh that’d be the ultimate sausage fest. Hopefully they allow partial memberships.

Any pics of his pubes?

There's a few on his onlyfans

This thread is useless without pics