Happy birthday Queen of Pop Janet Jackson!

Go away.

🎂🎁🎊🙌🏽🎈

I hope she performs the hit/TikTok viral “Someone To Call My Lover.”

I heard that Janet's favorite person in the entire world, Donald Trump, will present the award to her on Memorial Day, along with the Congressional Medal of Honor.

I heard she wasn't really black.

Her former employee, Jennifer Lopez, will be hosting the AMAs.

Who's that eatin' that nasty fruit? Nasty boys!

I don't know her.

Will she be getting her boobies out?

Happy birthday, Queen!

^Aww, it took you that long to create photoshop so cheap and SO obviously fake.

R8’s video displays the pop culture power of Janet’s “Nasty.” The track also inspired the name of a WWF tag team, an ‘80s TV series, and it went viral during the 2016 presidential campaign when Dump called Hillary a “nasty woman” during a debate.

We don’t know her.

OP, the ‘80s called and wants your thread title back.

^You do now, thanks to TikTok.

She's going to play Mary in the reboot of 227.

I hear she is up for the lead in the biopic of Nanette Fabray… 😈😈😈

I wish she had've taken the role of Storm in X-Men, but she had commitments to her Velvet Rope tour at the time.

Wait, I thought Madonna’s birthday is in August…

CONTROL! I eat what I want! CONTROL! I'm never gonna stop! CONTROL! I've got to eat it all! CONTROL! Now my cholesterol has gone up!

^Eh…you tried.

My gawd she’s gorgeous!

Marchioness of Metformin

Queen

She's always welcome to come back and make more commercials for us.

Can't wait to see her perform again on TV. Her last performance in 2018 at the Billboard Awards was iconic.

I heard she wasn't really talented.

Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis made her sound good.

But what have they done for her lately?

Looks like she's campaigning for one of this year's TRUMP (formerly Kennedy) Center Honors.

[quote]The icon turns 59 today and is set to resume her successful Vegas residency - her second in six years - next week.

I heard it’s canceled due to Janet gaining too much weight.

Her pussy stinks worse than the stalls at Neverland!

She looks great.

R31 the riverboats were all booked, I had to perform somewhere!

Guess that's right. Plus it's not State Fair season yet.

ICON.

R37 I’m 50! 50 years old!

Fat bitch. Queen of Pop Tarts is more like it.

[quote]Fat bitch.

You clearly have an eating disorder.

Queen of Plop.

Pop Queen.

Imagine her bathroom after a KFC binge. Resorts World has to gut it and completely renovate.

^What does your welfare recipient mother’s eating habits have to do with the topic at hand?

Didn't think Speaker Mike Johnson would be having time to post, but here she is at r44. Guess Janet's fellow MAGAts gotta stick together these days. Like Janet's best songs, insults from the 1980s.

Countdown to a trans DEI insult.

Mike Johnson is probably a better singer.

She's a living legend. I love that she's getting her flowers.

Will she be getting a new nose in honor of the occasion?

Let's all help the Queen sell tickets.

LOL R49! But Jabba said that all the Vegas shows were always sold out like all her tours are always sold out and never cancelled.

It's time to start the countdown clock to the Las Vegas residency being cancellated due to the usual reasons that all of Janet's tours get cancelled - lack of public interest and poor ticket sales.

[quote] due to the usual reasons that all of Janet's tours get cancelled

This never happened.

It happens every single time R51. Every. Single. Time.

And it's happening AGAIN for Janet's Las Vegas residence.

[quote]It happens every single time [R51].

Only in your deluded little fantasies. Janet has been touring non-stop over the past decade to sell-out crowds with nary a cancelled show, and the first run of this latest residency was also a sell-out, which is why it was extended into these May shows. If you believe the-sun.com, you’ll believe anything.

[quote] Her former employee, Jennifer Lopez, will be hosting the AMAs.

Never has less talent shared the same stage.

Happy Birthday to the Queen of Pop? I didn't think Madonna's birthday was until August.

[quote]Janet has been touring non-stop over the past decade to sell-out crowds with nary a cancelled show

This is honestly one of the most hilarious claims I've ever read on DL! LOL!

Jabba - Janet has cancelled numerous tours (throat cancer, illness, family problems etc.) and most of her shows are not sold out and we can see this from the online ticket sales websites. Many, many threads have been done on these topics. Why do you make up such stupid and easily refuted lies R53?

I asked Google: "Who is the Queen of Pop?"

Gurls Gurls Gurls! You're both elderly cunts nobody remembers anymore!

Why is R57 posting photos of Jigsaw?

She's turning 59 AGAIN???

Soon she will be 59 tons again R60. She always gets fat.

Vids from her show last night show that she is SUPER skinny. Bloated Madonna weighs more than her.

I can’t imagine being so deranged and obsessed about a “musical” performer that I would publicly make up delusional lies about her that are easily disproven to try to falsely convince others of her alleged “accomplishments.” Truly great performers don’t require this and mentally fit people don’t do this.

What a sick and depraved way to live a life. Especially for someone as untalented as Janet Jackson, who can’t even sing. Plus, the whole abandoning the bastard baby thing and the shady middle eastern husband she married for money. And of course, the Baja Fresh scandal, the countless plastic surgeries and covering up for her molester brother.

This is no one to celebrate.

Janet Jackson hasn’t had a top 10 hit in almost a quarter-century. She’s not even slightly relevant and is more of an 80s/90s novelty act at this point, like Stacey Q or Martika.

She should really do one of those dance diva tours of small venues with Amber, Jocelyn Henriquez and Martha Wash. those are her true contemporaries, not Madonna. Although those ladies can actually sing.

Too bad Rebbie had to give up her musical career to raise Janet’s illegitimate love child because her younger sister couldn’t keep her legs crossed.

Rebuke sang far better than Janet, although that’s not exactly a high bar.

Janet, whose very career has inspired every woman occupying the pop and R&B charts, who is being honored next week and is performing at the AMAs, and who is still enjoying the viral TikTok resurgence of her song that was also a top 3 hit when it was originally released, is far more relevant than fat, plastic HAGdonna, who can't even drum up much press when attending the Met Gala looking like Colonel Sanders's sister. In fact, I think the last time the Material Beast had a hit, Bill Clinton was in office. But, I digress.

[quote]And of course, the Baja Fresh scandal

This never happened.

ICON FOREVER

I’d gladly help Penny’s mother plug in the iron at this point.

R68 = Fat Pebbles Flintstone.

Aww R69-R71, you tried, but she clearly does not look like that anymore. That you had to drag out photos more than a decade old makes me sad for you.

The Queen

[quote]Especially for someone as untalented as Janet Jackson, who can’t even sing. Plus, the whole abandoning the bastard baby thing and the shady middle eastern husband she married for money. And of course, the Baja Fresh scandal, the countless plastic surgeries and covering up for her molester brother.

Don't forget her MAGA politics.

^Her brother Randy is MAGA, Janet is not. She stupidly repeated something about Kamala that she heard from him, but she is not MAGA, and you tried it.

[quote]countless plastic surgeries

But enough about the HAG.

^WTF??

Queen of Pop

If only there was a media platform where Janet could clear up any confusion over her MAGA statement about Kamala and make her true feelings known. Oh wait....

R77/ TF She is MAGA. You tried.

Didn’t her publicist try to smooth over the statement, and say that Janet misspoke and was taken out of context? And then Janet fired that publicist. She tried it.

MAGA Bitch

She is not MAGA, but fags will believe anything.

I heard that Matt D doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

Are any of you bitches Uber Eats drivers? I need some Baja Fresh NOW!!

Is everyone sending Janet Baja Fresh gift cards for her birthday? That’s what she gives her low-rent family so it only seems appropriate the bitch gets similar offerings 🌮.

Will Janet be whisper-cooing her greatest hits to her lord and savior Trump at Mar-a-lago this weekend?

This MAGA stuff is why her concerts are empty. She meant what she said and her ex-fans know it. Her career is finished.

Excited to see THE QUEEN perform and get her award at the AMAS!

AMA award? Fuck! I heard it was going to be a MAGA award!

What's the award for? Least concert tickets sold? Most empty seats? Most cancelled tours?

Well deserved ICON award, J! You ARE the blueprint, after all!

We love Janet!

She will devour an entire chocolate cake with buttercream frosting to celebrate.

Oh, who am i kidding. That's what she would devour even if it weren't her birthday.

I am Janbiot.

I hate the OP’s picture of Janet. It’s like walking in on her auto asphyxiation police photo. Has she ever been photographed more morgue like?

R85 Boy bye. A fag using the Matt Damon running gag to call us fags because he’s upset that no one likes Janet. Too funny.

[quote]Has she ever been photographed more morgue like?

Not yet, OP.

But don't worry. They'll get around to it.

We LOVE Janet!

[quote]A fag using the Matt Damon running gag to call us fags

But that’s what you are, darling. Don’t begrudge the messenger.

[quote]because he’s upset that no one likes Janet.

Gurl, I could give two shits what you like or don’t like. 😆. Seeing you people go into a tizzy disparaging a woman who has the great fortune to not know you, and who will always be richer, more famous and more beautiful than you is really what is too funny. Janet has millions of loyal fans. That a few ninnies on a random internet forum dislike her is less than a blip. Trust me. LOL.

Shrust Me. Shaffing Out Shroud.

[quote]She will devour an entire chocolate cake with buttercream frosting to celebrate.

**YAWN**

Seriously, the whole “Janet is fat” thing, when she is clearly anything but these days, is beyond tired and played. I mean, I could see if she was walking around severely overweight these days, then you’d have a leg to stand on, but automatically resorting to the food jokes simply because you’re bereft of any real creativity is just laziness at this point. Do better.

And stay pressed.

R103. They say I binge eat. I don’t know. That’s what they say.

[quote]Well deserved ICON award, J! You ARE the blueprint, after all!

Um, her brother was the blueprint. She's just a faded carbon copy.

Her brother was the blueprint for the boys. Janet is the blueprint for the girls. Just like a King and a Queen should be.

**YAWN**

Seriously, the whole “Janet is famous” thing, when she is clearly anything but these days, is beyond tired and played. I mean, I could see if she was making hit music these days, then you’d have a leg to stand on, but automatically resorting to the chart positions and photos from decades ago simply because you’re bereft of any real creativity is just laziness at this point. Do better.

And stay pressed.

^This is another tired DL trope. C'mon, girl. You can do better. Or can you?

No one cares.

^You clearly do.

R101 “ Trust me. LOL.”

You type retarded.

^That’s all you got? Pretty rich coming from the biggest retard on Earth.

Girls! Girls! You're both dullards!

R88 she doesn’t even do that anymore. She thrusts the microphone towards the audience, shouting, “you sing!”. 😈😈

Who’s Queen of Rock? Is it still hands down Janis Joplin?

You sing!

Countdown to the big show!

More like the big sow.

Can't wait!

Archduchess of Autotunia

She’s coming!!

R115,

OP:

^Wikipedia can be doctored by anybody. Janet Jackson has been referred to as the Queen of Pop since the '80s (see magazine article below), even before her brother deemed himself the King of Pop.

Don't just trust Lizzo, Google knows it too..

[quote] Janet Jackson has been referred to as the Queen of Pop since the '80s

She hasn't.

Queen of Popeyes

Queen of Titty Flop

Queen of Plop.

With her excessive rhinoplasties, she’s starting to resemble Sulka

[quote]She hasn’t

She has and it hurts you. When photographic evidence has been given as a receipt and you still refute it, it means that you should probably push away from the computer and go touch grass.

Stop making up crap R131. Nobody believes you and some tatty old magazine from 1993 means nothing.

The Queen of Pop is Madonna and you know it. More importantly - Google knows it.

*Remember the numbers Janbot - #88 compared to #1. And she's always going to be #1 and it hurts you. You should go touch grass.

[quote]some tatty old magazine from 1993 means nothing.

Some "tatty old magazine" was calling Janet the Queen of Pop before the term was even a thought of in the collective consciousness. It took Michael deeming himself the King and pop culture demanding a female counterpart before HAGdonna was even considered.

Oh, and Google also knows and acknowledges Janet as the Queen of Pop (as shown at R125), so stay pressed and marinate in it.

M looks like Jigsaw at R132 :)

Never forget the truth about Baja Fresh. That bitch Janet force-fed this slop to her worthless, destitute family for months.

Janet is guilty as fuck.

^HI STACY!

Here’s a fun game. Take the Baja Fresh menu and guess what each Jackson ate for each meal for months.

I’ll take Latoya with a Baja Ensalada for lunch. 🥗

r133 No one's ever "pressed" except you, teafake/jb

CONCERT CRISIS PART 2: Janet Jackson unable to sell tickets to Las Vegas residency as 60% of seats remain unsold

New thread to discuss Janet's downward career spiral before Resorts World cancels the residency and fires her.

Gross. She Pollo Loco at best.

She IS the Queen of Pop. Without a doubt.

12K views from 2 years R141! LOL!

Queen of FLOP!

QUEEN OF POP