MAGAT spends $640 on a Trump watch, cheap piece of shit arrives, he cries

No, I like to think the "T" left off was deliberate.

Good

What a couple of ugly hicks.

HA HA!!!!

Now I really rest my case. How does a sane democrat/ liberal/ rump hater, argue with a fucking goober that THINKS like this? It's fucking impossible.

What frosts my ass is that the company apologized up/ down and sideways, gave him an $800 coupon to purchase another item in their company catalog, and replaced the fucking watch with one with the correct typing!

They dropped the "T".

Imagine being so stupid to buy one, then go on TV to show everyone how you've been cheated and what a moron you are.

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" applies here to me.

Read the fine print. The T is extra.

Only a retard would buy such a cheap piece of shit.

Hilarious.

Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.

Forget the stupid watch, what the hell is going on with that man's double chin?! It's like had a balloon implanted in there! o_O

Also I can smell their opiate addiction through the screen.

HIS QUADRUPLE CHIN! After he speaks or moves, it's like perpetual motion!

Only the finest fashion in Sheridan, Wyoming!

I got a perfect pussy

What more do you need?

You nasty motherfucker

Want my butthole to bleed!?

They expected the watch company to have the same integrity as the president.

My dad used to buy polyester pants from Haband because theyd send a Chinese watch.

Make America Late Again with your broken Rump watch.

You know it must have been a slow news day if this is the headline.

d they live in liberal Rhode Island where they've been free-riding on pro-people government for generations.

[quote] You know it must have been a slow news day if this is the headline.

Don’t watch much local news, do you?

Fake News! Deep State! Joe Biden!

Go to r435 on linked thread for Sheridan shit.

It’s like a Rolex!

Great reporting. Never mentions that the watch is a cheap POS that can be found on AliExpress for $10 or whatever.

Was that AI in the commercial or did Trump really promote it. With him it could go either way.

You mean Olex r25.

Let me guess: his children have never seen a dentist. But he spent $640 on a watch.

[quote]They expected the watch company to have the same integrity as the president.

It does!

I guess they learned nothing in there six years at Rump University.

THEIR

I never found out what my cousin accomplished via Trump University. It would be easy to shit on the guy and he is, after all, dead, but suffice it to say he was typical for what I see of Trumps supporters.

They look like the most unlikely couple.

I love the poorly educated.

I’m glad he selected the watch with the pink face. It will compliment her wrist when that turns green.

I’m confused they say First Lady. Why is naked Melania not on the watch face?

You’ll have to spring for the grandfather clock to get the naked Melania face.

You seriously cannot make this shit up. Every day is like an episode of The Twilight Zone.

They must have comfortable lives if a shit trump watch makes you burst into tears

[quote]It will compliment her wrist when that turns green.

Oh, dear. (Unless the watch can talk.)

The Trump wristwatch doesn’t have half the staying power of the Tina Turner wall clock.

Do the instructions explain how to set it back 160 years?

This would have been a better choice of timepiece for wifey