Cooper Koch is the new face of Calvin Klein underwear

🥵 OMG

Fucking attention whore!

NAC thought he had this in the bag

Finally, some good news!

Meh.

I guess if butterface Marky Mark could do it, then so can Cooper.

Cooper is strictly generic. Nothing distinctive about him or these photos. Antiseptic and not sexy.

R7 Cooper looks amazing g

Nice to see them get someone besides a K pop star for once.

He’s no Tom Hitnaus

He's got no projects since Monsters according to IMDB. I thought he was Hollywood's next big thing.

R12 he’s an openly gay feminine man. The roles will be limited.

Hollywood is funny with that. They have their few tokens (same with black and Latin people) and that’s it.

This is a big modeling gig.

He had a pretty decent modeling career going pre-Monsters, so this makes sense.

I know this is not really the topic here, but in what kind of situation do men lounge in an inch of water, in underwear?

That’s a nacreus layer, not water.

Why would underwear need a face?

R17 To sit on, of course.

Nacreous

r15 Water symbolises sensuality, it's not meant to be a real setting.

Marky Mark had that naughty boy thing going for him. And the crotch grabbing.

Bieber and Wahlberg were much hotter.

Bieber? Gross.

Could CK get Macron? Zelenskyy? These tepid fuckboys are a snooze.

NAC should become the face of birthday suits.

We want Luigi!!!!! Wouldn't a CK photo shoot in his cell be hot?

This is better than Bad Bunny.

Not really

R15 in what situation do men lay around outdoors in their underwear?? Or lounge with animals in their underwear? Etc. These are ads. Not documentaries.

R14 having a “decent” modeling career has nothing to do with CK choosing you as one of his faces

Bieber was not hotter and his ads looked ridiculous

He's okay.

R30, he’s chosen half a dozen K Pop nobodies to be his “face” this year alone.

R39 because they aren’t nobodies. K-Pop has a massive fanbase, especially outside of the states.

Cooper Koch looks great.

R39 do you live under a rock? K-Pop artists are far from nobodies and much bigger on a global scale than most American stars these days. K-Pop people like Lisa and Jennie are MASSIVE overseas.

He? Do you think Calvin has any involvement in any of this?

R42 who cares? The BRAND hired him. Not NAC. They have a TASTE. He sold his line years ago.

The same brand who hired Justin Bieber, Nick Jonas, Shawn Mendes, Jacob Elordi, Jeremy Allen White, Bad Bunny etc. now Cooper Koch is part of the family.

Meant to write “he” in quotes, R42. Please direct your concerns to R30.

Sounds like a hot Thanksgiving is to be expected, r43.

Once again, we can’t have a Cooper thread without the deranged anti-NAC troll showing up.

R46 again, learn to read. He would never have been mentioned if r3 didn’t try being funny.

OMG enough with whatever type of modesty panels they put in the underwear.

R49 If they hired me, they wouldn't need 'em.

Calvins always look bulky to me. I like an undergarment that is softer and clingier.

CK made him their header

This photoshoot pays homage to Tom Hintnaus

He looks hot

R56 this photo shoot pales in comparison to Tom Hitnaus. FIFY

Do you guys pronounce his surname as "Coke" (as in the infamous Brothers) or as "Kotch" (as in former NYC Mayor Ed)?

Neither …as in cock

Well I'm glad to see an openly gay young actor get this gig. I saw some videos - his voice isn't THAT gay, his mannerisms are though.

Looks like from his Wiki, he has several generations of Hollywood players in his family.

Different people say his surname differently.

I’ve heard it pronounced “Coke”, “Cock” and “Koch”

It’s “kotch” like Ed Koch.

Perfect!

She wears underwear. Who knew.

R65 that’s a fake pic. Terrible job at it too

R58 I agree. He looks very hot

R67 's real pic . Great job at it too.

I like coopers body which if my spidey senses are correct, can be read this way. He's naturally fit and he does a bit of sport but not much. There is slightly soft aspect to all of it, and also the hint that yeah, he smokes, drinks, and is often lazy, just genetically gorgeous. It's the lanky body of a Hollywood star from the golden age. Not the bespoke body showing effort and attention, of today's stars.

✨✨ Underwear to shotgun your parents in ✨✨

He’s no athlete —get real

He's no Bad Bunny!

He was on the boys varsity volleyball team all of high school

Show us yer kock.

As if Calabasas had a good team. Ha!

Calabasas was filled with white kids from rich families

The underwear doesn’t fit him. They look like granny panties.

R77 who couldn’t play volleyball well…

Mira Costa, Loyola, Harvard-Westlake, Newport Harbor…so many better white families

Bellissimo Gay Man

^ Old Queens of DL

R80 posting that like it wasn’t posted upthread…

R82

The new face of Hair Club For Men

80's Retro Coop

R85 see r4

You’re literally just posting all that we’ve already posted and seen. Once again displaying strange behavior.

You sure you want to play that card, R84?

They both have thinning hair.

And underdeveloped pecs

Face? Is that what he is? I think not.

R87 is the old face of triggered control freak kween

His body looks great

Mama's mussy is gushing like a fire hydrant on a Hell's Kitchen August night.

Amateur

R93 is the blind guy on a subway platform

Trying hard to look like Cooper...supa dupa!

R94 that is porn superstar Bill Henson. d. 1994 he made Koch look like an also-ran.

R27 Anyhing is better in comparison to hideous Bad Bunny.

Had CK chosen Chavez as their model, it would be another Antonio Sabato situation: he's undeniably exceptionally hot, but he'll probably never be more than a soap opera actor, and like Sabato he'll soon be forgotten. But Koch is quite hot himself, and although he does not have quite the unbelievable porn-star body proportions of Chavez (almost no one does), he showed in the Menendez Brothers he was a much better and more interesting actor than Chavez. Without Chavez there for comparison, he looks gorgeous on his own; and people know he can act, too. This reminds people he is worthy fapping material, but he's also of interest beyond that.

I think this was a smart move for both CK and for Koch, though Koch is now going to need to score other good roles if we wants to retain his momentum.

[quote] Do you guys pronounce his surname as "Coke" (as in the infamous Brothers) or as "Kotch" (as in former NYC Mayor Ed)?

It's pronounced "Kotch," like the late mayor of NYC. wikipedia confirms it.

I love that when you FF one NAC-hating post, half of this thread vanishes.

By "love" you mean. "Isn't it grimly predictable that when you FF...."

See every stan thread on DL

I did it better.

R101 and I love how you’ve posted from more than one account. And I love that I went to bed, woke up for work and in that time you’re still posting.

No school, no job… and you’re at an age where there is no excuse for that.

R99 well they didn’t. As we’ve stated on here more than once, Cooper Koch has gotten the good modeling gigs. This is a global campaign. He’s also one of the faces of GAP and YSL.

Chavez has yet to land anything like that.

You can keep claiming this or that, but clearly Hollywood themselves aren’t as impressed as you are.

I like that he's not all tatted up. That's a rarity these days.

I guess when you're known as "the other one" and aren't booked solid with film and theatre opportunities, pictures in your underwear are always a great fallback option. Cooper should check out Young & Restless, maybe they're hiring for walk-on parts.

He looks like one of those vagrants one picks up for sex and a shower.

R107 Come sit next to me!

I thought this was about Cooper Flagg… new NBA star! I’d like to see that.

R107 sweetie, this is a massive global campaign. He probably made more for this one thing than NAC has made at all. All of NACs photoshoots are with foreign magazines, not campaigns. His IKWYDLS role is minimal. He filmed his role in less than two weeks meanwhile production went on for a good 4 months or more. His other film is a tiny independent film that doesn’t even have a distributor yet. His play is a small 8 performance play for a non-profit in Massachusetts.

Sweetie, he’s practically working for free.

Meanwhile Cooper just bagged a massive campaign that will end up paying him easy 6-7 figures

Well, at least we all now know that r107 is r111's sweetie.

R112 no. It’s just ridiculous to try to downplay global campaigns when the biggest celebs do them. NAC has yet to bag one

“massive global campaign…”

Too funny. You do understand that the brand rolls out celebs several times a year and with different celebs in different parts of the world. There will be another campaign with another actor/singer/ho in due course.

For someone who’s written off NAC, R111, you do seem to breathlessly follow his every move.

R114 incorrect. CK does a handful of new models every year and their campaigns are global. Yes. At least know how these campaigns work before speaking.

OK, I’ll ask: what the fuck is a NAC?

“CK does a handful of new models every year and their campaigns are global…”

So I was in fact correct. Thanks for confirming 😵‍💫

Yes. CK chooses a few models every year, like EVERY DESIGNER AND BRAND DOES.

Being a CK model is a big deal and gets you headlines all over the world when you’re chosen.

There is a reason NAC stans have been begging for him to be the new CK model. You know this, I’ve seen your twitter accounts r118. You’re one of them.

You’re NUTS!^^

r117, It's the way soap opera fanboiz refer to Koch's co-star in the Menendez Brothers, Nicholas (Alexander) Chavez. He used to go by all three names when he got his start in the soaps.

R120 no. I’m not. But you are…

Please post my twitter accounts. I’d love see what “I” wrote. Come on, show me- and the DL.

Whew the defensive rage spiral at R121 and R122

He should be advertising them as cum rags cuz this boy gives off cum slut vibes.

I must say I like R117's formulation a lot better than the DL standard "What's an NAC, precious? What's an NAC?"

Shlomo the Homo vibes

R117 has a knack for this stuff

Cooper has a short foreskin.

That’s not a foreskin. How dumb can a DL poster be? Very dumb.

^^It most certainly is.

His moyel would tell you that you’re full of shit.

*mohel

Definitely uncut.

He’s Jewish!

Hey, Nancy Lee—love ya…but go back to Hebrew school and learn some Yiddish

If he's Jewish he should be circumcised as nearly all Jewish boys are, but since his father is a European Jew where circ is less common, maybe Cooper is uncut?

That’s the dumbest post I’ve seen in quite some time. That’s not how Judaism works!

No, r136, [italic]you[/italic] go back to Hebrew school, schmegegge.

Russian Jews don’t cut. At any rate, he has a hood. He can’t act, has an odious personality, and speaks like a woman. May he continue to fade into obscurity.

Pass. I'm still on this one...

Now do Yiddish, ‘not Hebrew..

R141 he’s from the Vslley, not Moscow.

Valley*

When's Johnny Bailey getting his undie campaign?

If he's mutilated, he's only half mutilated. He clearly is blessed with foreskin.

perhaps they gave the jew an uncut prosthetic cock for shits and giggles.

He’s a sad case.

He's the perfect package. Pretty. Nice body. Feminine. His legs would immediately go up in the air. No worries that he'd want to "flip" or be "verse".

Fraus! Fraus! pleez Fraus!

Looking gorgeous for Tiffany’s

R152 how old are you? Many young men are not easy to predict and anyway many reject binaries such as top and bottom.

Cooper is an ambassador for YSL, Armani, Tiffany’s and now Calvin Klein. He also is signed to GAP.

Good for him.

* Tiffany

I would drink this Queer's bathwater.

New Calvin Klein ad dropped

R159 What's going on with his ass at the :26 mark? It looks like an implant is exploding.

It's called flexing your glutes, fatty. Or just the one glute in this case.

R161 Glutes don't pop out like that when they're flexed.

Sorry to offend you, Cooper, but thanks for visiting your thread again.

R162 once again speaking about shit he doesn’t know. First it was breasts and now it’s muscles.

R163 You seem to be in a bad mood today, Coop.

R164 no, we are just tired of dealing with a loser who lives off his parents at his grown age instead of getting a job. On top of that, no higher education either. Yet the loudest one on this site.

R165 There there, Cooper, honey. You look very pretty in your little undies videos, and I'm sure you'll sell lots of Calvins to your fan gurls.

Feel better now, darlin'?

R160 It looks like Alien is about to burst out of his right butt cheek.

Something doesn't look quite...normal here.

Something doesn't look quite...normal here.

That isn’t even him. That’s one of the models

R170 Whoever it is, they should consult a medical professional.

We’ve seen Cooper completely naked more than once. We know his ass doesn’t look like that

He looks great in these ads. His beauty was overshadowed in "Monsters" by Chavez's, but here he looks fantastic.

R173 please stop trolling

no one's beauty overshadowed anyone else's. those two have two different looks.

R175 exactly. They’re both attractive in very different ways.

Chavez is boy next door average cute with a gym built sex god body. one would hope he is a power lay. Koch is come-hither combined with disdainful, louche and pretty. He looks like he enjoys his cigarettes, booze and party drugs, and cobbles together a bod through genetics and well-timed workouts before important shoots.

Chavez is a heavy smoker

thats fine. perhaps see it on his face but not his body.

You don’t see smoker on the external or bodies.

External of* bodies

R180 exactly. I don’t know what the fuck he thought. Smokers come in all body forms. Chavez body in Monsters is steroid induced btw.

Well you people are low observant. Early traits of smokers face appear in the 20s. I agree it's far less evident on the body and said so.

Can we get back to talking about the guy with the deformed ass cheek?

Needs a better wig.

Sad bulgeless mannequin look.

How brave.

Why was he crying?

He's a big tennis fan apparently his guy lost a close match.

Oh yes. He was at the French Open. I forgot.

Yes he’s a massive tennis fan and player. He’s been playing all his life as they had a tennis court in their backyard growing up.

R187 Gurl, get a grip.

R190 would luv to get a grip but I have small hands.