Tasteless friends: who is the ugliest guy you ever fucked?

Some fat Samoan guy with bad breath and a small dick. I was 18 and didn't know that I was allowed to back out of a hookup. I came first so getting him off was a real chore.

A smelly gap toothed fatty with a small dick who carried on so loudly everyone heard him . I only did it because I was trying to get his best friend to fuck me. Now he was a red neck stud and smoking hot . It was at a backyard party and I was the only queen there . When I came out of the camper hottie had left . Talk about pissed !

Some fat Filipino dude with a nose as wide as my ball sack. He sucked a good dick though.

A circus carney. Not joking. In his tiny trailer in a 1 tent travelling circus. I saw him in the circus act and he had a huge huge snaking cock under his stained satin trousers. Not family friendly at all. So I hung around the trailers and said I liked his ask and his "talent" and he knew instantly what I wanted. So in my 40s I got to fuck a carney, just like the teen girls in my suburbia could do when the "carnival" came to the strip mall barking lot.

I hooked up with him several times over a few years because it turned out he spend off season in a trailer campsite in my town.

He was ugly, skinny, short, and horse hung and I enjoyed every fuck with him.

Fat bear guy with a fat, but tiny dick. Being on drugs helped

These poor fatties. You old whores are acting like you performed a charitable deed in your youth,, when you’re probably as rotund as they are now.

I was fucking gorgeous; I never fucked the uglies.

An unfortunate-faced older guy with a gut and sagging moobs, but I spun him over and spoon fucked him and his butthole felt surprisingly good. I fucked him because it was a recession and he said he knew people who could help connect me professionally. Total lie.

Some disgusting ugly gross 18-year-old white boy. My Samoan dick is as big as the fat end of a beer bottle, and is just as long. He claimed to be a virgin, but my dick slid so easily into him, you could tell he was the kind of disgusting whore who would take two fists up his ass and wonder if anything was in there.

Some middle aged Sikh cab driver in NYC. I was drunk and things like this are why I have been sober for years now.

Out of what may turn out to be a cesspool of regret, R4 you had a nice tale.

I've never fucked an ugly guy...yet.

One guy I had fun with had an ugly dog who wouldn't leave us alone the entire time.

R10 - I've had two friends suck off cab drivers. I don't think it's as uncommon as you think. Some may see it as a perk. I knew one cab driver who would only hang out around the gay bars - got a cab with him 4 times - that's not a coincidence in a huge city. Very handsy - but not very attractive unfortunately.

I had one hook-up that wasn't great - I couldn't tell at the bar, but he had had bariatric weight loss surgery. Folds and folds and folds of skin. Turned me off.

R12 Yep, I still live in NYC and a few times when taking cabs late at night I have gotten a vibe from the driver, like being asked questions that are a bit too personal for a stranger. The BJ incident with the Sikh happened because his card machine didn't work and I had no cash. I told him I only had a card and he acted enraged, so I got out and was planning to make a run for it, but he grabbed me and started to feel me up. That was when I knew things had turned. Well, 10 drinks plus some amount of cocaine must have made an impromptu tryst in a cab seem like a good idea at the time.... Sometimes I feel like I am lucky to be alive. And at least I paid my "fare!"

R13, you sound like a whore

We've ALL had regrettable hook-ups, I'm sure. I once rolled with a dude who, after the deed, I got up to get a clean-up towel and his underwear at the side of the bed were destroyed by skidmarks. Sick. Bad breath, extreme weight loss skin, stinky balls...it happens. Some things you wouldn't know until you're in the middle of it. Thank goodness the memorable ones were more plentiful than the bad ones.

Doesn't ugly start a the face, which is visible. I can see the shock of deflated fat flabs making a pickup stomach turning and boner killing. Would it make that guy ugly?

One half of a couple on vacation (the other half being a hot little otter that I was eager to get my hands on). He was nice though, and fun was had by all, so no complaints.

True architect don't Lick and Tell.

"...his underwear at the side of the bed were destroyed by skidmarks. Sick. Bad breath, extreme weight loss skin, stinky balls..."

Pardon me while I fetch my barf bag!

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