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GOD IS MESSING WITH ME AGAIN?

I had not been in a church in over thirty years but today I impulsively went to a 6:00 p.m. service so I could offer myself as a volunteer for community services but only to find the all the pews empty!

I sat down in the second row not fifteen feet directly in front of the young pastor and asked him if service was cancelled. He shook his head, made introductions and then started.

It was a decent service, if not boiler plate but he was engaging with the main topic of miracles. He sounded a little shaky at first, and I was later amused when he told me he was only seventeen!

Because I was the only attendee he graciously took my questions and it became, really, a respectful dialogue.

I shared with that him I'd seen some weird, unexplainable, or even things one might consider miraculous thoughout my life. (I have also shared some of these stories on DL over the years, probably to my detriment!)

At some point I dropped my bottled water and when I reached down to get it could not find it. No big deal, I figured I'd get it later.

After the sermon I stood up, he came over and we chatted a while.

I just flat told him that, honestly, I've seen or experienced many unexplainable things all through my life and at sixty-four and retired I'm OPEN to the possibly of God. I made it clear I was not a believer but open.

I could see the wheels turning in his head. He had his big fish and was figuring out how to reel me in. Ha!

When it was time to leave I began looking for my water bottle that had rolled away expecting it under the first row is seats or perhaps even down by the alter because, like most big churches, the aisles are really big ramps and there was approximately fifty rows of fifty with fifty seats across. Im guessing.

Then he pointed to my water bottle which has rolled two ROWS UP!

"Isn't that weird? I asked, a little unnerved.

"Shouldn't it have rolled down, not up?

The pastor didn't say anything, he just had a confused look on his face.

I picked up the bottle that I had carried in with me, dropped it again and it rolled UP, again! We parted in silence and I went home.

WTF!?

What's happening DL?

P.S.

I'm going back tomorrow to test the bottle again.

Note: I apologize if this is a mess, I've been trying to work on my clarity but commas and quotes are hard for me. It's the best I can do. Please be kind.

by Anonymousreply 15May 12, 2025 10:44 AM

I'm glad you shared a special moment at the Catholic church over Leo XIV with some rando...NOT.

EST -50/100

by Anonymousreply 1May 12, 2025 5:57 AM

It was a Universalist church, he clarified it was non-denominational. Would that still apply? I don't know how the Catholic Church is involved.

by Anonymousreply 2May 12, 2025 6:05 AM

[quote] He sounded a little shaky at first, and I was later amused when he told me he was only seventeen!

What a nifty story!

You should have had your way with him, to get revenge on all the priests who diddled their altar boys.

by Anonymousreply 3May 12, 2025 6:09 AM

Sure, Jan.

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by Anonymousreply 4May 12, 2025 6:11 AM

What kind of trashy holy roller freak church has a sloped floor as though for theatrical productions?

by Anonymousreply 5May 12, 2025 6:17 AM

It was a Iglesia Universal. I'm going back tomorrow to record the water bottle to see what happens and hopefully get the pastor on tape to document for me. It's just weird.

by Anonymousreply 6May 12, 2025 6:32 AM

While you're there with a camera tomorrow, OP, you should suggest a nifty way for the pastor to make some money for the church.

by Anonymousreply 7May 12, 2025 6:49 AM

Just in case this was real, I did a "Hey, God, its me. Can you do you me a favor? Can ya brush up on your smiting please? There's a pretty nasty orange guy determined to ruin billions of lives. I was told all I had to is ask and I shall receive. STAT. Thanks!"

by Anonymousreply 8May 12, 2025 7:29 AM

Was this in California?

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by Anonymousreply 9May 12, 2025 8:21 AM

[quote]GOD IS MESSING WITH ME AGAIN?

Yeah, god's funny like that.

by Anonymousreply 10May 12, 2025 8:32 AM

[quote]I'm going back tomorrow to record the water bottle to see what happens

He’s not going to fuck you, OP.

You need a new “hobby”.

by Anonymousreply 11May 12, 2025 10:09 AM

I believe the water bottle thing is taken directly from The Thorn Birds.

by Anonymousreply 12May 12, 2025 10:17 AM

How nifty.

by Anonymousreply 13May 12, 2025 10:24 AM

[quote] He had his big fish and was figuring out how to reel me in.

And that's a big reason why that church was empty.

by Anonymousreply 14May 12, 2025 10:27 AM

Holy water is lighter than normal water and flows uphill.

by Anonymousreply 15May 12, 2025 10:44 AM
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