Catching up with Steven Seagal

Black is not slimming. And lol at his hair

As my mother would've said, He's as big as a house

Fat as hell

Oli London looks bizarre.

Make him stay there.

He's as putrid as Putin.

Now that is a man who could use a snack purse.

What exactly is a snack purse?

What does it sound like, r8?

It’s something affiliated with Chrissie Metz. But what exactly does it look like, what does it contain? How big is it?

His hair looks like a wig made of felt, like it could’ve been lifted off the head of Sesame Street’s The Count, who wore it better.

[quote]And lol at his hair

HAIR?

R10, it’s Chrissy Metz. If the snack purse were on a flight, it would have to be checked.

Clearly nor part of the Ozempic craze

A snack purse is a Michael Kors tote bag filled with snacks for the gal on the go.

He reminds me of Donald Duck from that old Disney short Donald’s Snow Fight. Big and fat.

He wants to be John Travolta in Pulp Fiction soooooo bad.

Jesus Christ. He's the size of John Goodman at his fattest.

John Goodman was never that fat

This is treason.

Why does his face look like a cheap rubber mask?

[quote]Catching up with Steven Seagal

Do we have to?

Was that Tweedledum or Tweedledee?

R5 - I think he lives there.

[QUOTE]Since 1991, multiple women have accused Seagal of sexual harassment or assault.[9][10] A supporter of Vladimir Putin, he backed the Russian annexation of Crimea in 2014 and the Russian invasion of Ukraine in 2022.[11][12] He was granted both Russian[13] and Serbian citizenship in 2016. In 2018, he was appointed Russia's special envoy to the U.S.[14][15][16]

Special Envoy, does that give him diplomatic immunity?

He sports a lovely caftan!

What’s he at? A 12XL these days?

R25 = Holly Golightly

That mangy squirrel ponytail is too funny.