Tom Hardy is falling apart!
As Tom Hardy grows older, he's facing the bodily breakdowns that come along with aging with as much grace as one can.
While chatting with Esquire in a brand new profile, the beloved actor shared a candid glimpse at his many "bodily ailments," telling interviewer Miranda Collinge that he's come to accept that things are "not going to get better."
The 47-year-old detailed his painful medical history, involving two knee surgeries, a herniated disc, sciatica, and plantar fasciitis, to start. "Where did that come from? And why? Why?!" he said in frustration.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | September 17, 2025 1:22 PM
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[quote] The 47-year-old detailed his painful medical history, involving two knee surgeries, a herniated disc, sciatica, and plantar fasciitis
Damn, he must be in pain.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 11, 2025 11:22 AM
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What is the good of the strongest heart in a body that's falling apart?
A serious flaw, oh my Creator!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 11, 2025 11:27 AM
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I'd willingly offer my services as masseur, sucker, rimmer....
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 11, 2025 11:28 AM
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Honestly… so fucking relatable.
I did all the healthy things, but some of this is just a high-stakes dice roll with some cruel possibilities.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 11, 2025 11:33 AM
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Plantar fasciitis? Isn’t that something you get from wearing Ill-fitting shoes and that you can permanently cure by giving your feet rest for less than a week?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 11, 2025 11:39 AM
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As a product of London's artistic upper middle-class, if he'd stuck to "Masterpiece Theatre" TV and film, and the Legitimate Theatre on stage, he'd be in good health. John Gielgud was in his 90s and still working as a spry elder.
But he decided he was going to be a "bovver boy" and have that kind of career, also thinking he could become a mixed martial artiste and not suffer any physical damage. Stupid git.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 11, 2025 12:02 PM
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No, you can't, R5. You can prevent it with podiatry, but once it sets in nothing will fix it unless a cortisone injection works (it doesn't always). They can put the foot in a moonboot to rest it, but the pain subsides when it feels like it. It often takes 3 months. I have twice had it last a year.
But why, at 47, he's got all those other ailments beats me. He must have been doing lots of exercise, or stunts, without proper advice.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 11, 2025 12:05 PM
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[quote] No, you can't, [R5]. You can prevent it with podiatry, but once it sets in nothing will fix it unless a cortisone injection works (it doesn't always). They can put the foot in a moonboot to rest it, but the pain subsides when it feels like it. It often takes 3 months. I have twice had it last a year.
This is transparently false. I had plantar fasciitis in my 20s from excessive walking in loose-fitting shoes. It cured itself through rest of the feet. Obviously, this is anecdotal and not representative of all cases but a simple search of the internet confirms the vast majority of cases resolve themselves without injections. As explained I. Wikipedia:
“ About 90% of plantar fasciitis cases improve within six months with conservative treatment,[9] and within a year regardless of treatment.
The recommended first treatment is a four- to six-week course which combines three elements: daily stretching, daily foot taping (using a special tape around the foot for supporting the arch) and individually tailored education on choosing footwear and other ways of managing the condition.”
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 11, 2025 12:12 PM
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[quote]Plantar fasciitis? Isn’t that something you get from wearing Ill-fitting shoes and that you can permanently cure by giving your feet rest for less than a week?
I developed it a few months back due to 12+ years of using my left foot to hold down the pedal on the forklifts I use at work. Each step feels like a knife going into the bottom of my foot.
Resting up helps but guess what... I have to work and after getting back on the lift I'm in pain again.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 11, 2025 12:14 PM
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R8, R5 said it could be cured by resting the feet for less than a WEEK. If you can, it wasn't plantar fasciitis.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 11, 2025 12:52 PM
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Who gives a shit. He’s a bore.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 11, 2025 1:01 PM
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R9, wrap your foot arch and ankle in duct tape. YouTube has videos showing how.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 11, 2025 1:12 PM
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He's too short for that look.
He's too short for any look.
But I love him.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 11, 2025 1:42 PM
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I'd heard bareback anal sex is a good cure, and if Tom's willing I'll happily top him until he's cured.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 17, 2025 7:43 AM
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Here he is 8 years ago complaining of having wrecked his body by various periods of extreme bulking up for film roles.
Gaining a huge percentage of your existing bodyweight to look like a very unhealthy comic book 'roid freak, and then doing it repeatedly has to take some toll I should think.
The rubber band doesn't always snap back to its original state.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | September 17, 2025 8:00 AM
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remember when he 1/2 came out for 10 minutes?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 17, 2025 9:27 AM
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I can relate. My fibromyalgia makes me tender to the touch.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 17, 2025 10:05 AM
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I was diagnosed with PF 15 years ago.
I had cortisone injections every few weeks for about 6 months, & it never came back.
That stated, I no longer wear shoes without high arch support if I’m walking for an extended period of time.
Same with sciatica. Had it a few time, and it’s gone. When it first developed, I did cold & hot packs regularly for a week.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 17, 2025 10:50 AM
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[quote] a candid glimpse at his many "bodily ailments"
Did the article include photos of his prolapsed colon?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 17, 2025 11:37 AM
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Hardy has been coquettish for years about his bisexuality. To my knowledge he's never come right out and said, but he often talks about incidents and relationships that clearly indicate he is no stranger to cock love.
He's hot AF (even now) but I get the feeling he's a mental mess and would grow tiresome for more than a one-nighter.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 17, 2025 11:47 AM
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All broken down and middle aged, Tom Hardy has the good fortune to still be attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 17, 2025 12:23 PM
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R23 - I'll happily settle for a one-nighter.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 17, 2025 1:05 PM
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His big hot ass can fall right onto my face.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 17, 2025 1:11 PM
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Sciatica is temporary and can easily be cured by looking up treatment online. I bought a leg/knee wrap from Amazon and it was a miracle cure. It’s really not a condition to moan “woe is me” about.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 17, 2025 1:22 PM
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