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The new guy knew his pope name right away even though he hadn't been expecting to be picked. I wonder if it's something that these cardinals daydream about. Or maybe it comes up at parties (I assume cardinals go to parties occasionally), like when I was in college and we'd talk about what we'd name our kids.
I would consider picking Aloysius just because it rhymes with "He's so delicious."
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 11, 2025 4:33 PM |
Mark
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 10, 2025 4:03 PM |
Malachi.
Means “King” in Hebrew.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 10, 2025 4:05 PM |
Pope Dongivafuck
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 10, 2025 4:06 PM |
Pope Soap on a Rope. Because of the marketing tie-in opportunities.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 10, 2025 4:06 PM |
Bruno
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 10, 2025 4:14 PM |
Pope You In The Pooper
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 10, 2025 4:18 PM |
Carmelita
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 10, 2025 4:18 PM |
Oooh, R5. I love your choice in names!!!
BYW, someone in another thread wrote that Italians pronounce Leo, as Lay-Oh.
Please allow me to humbly correct this, if even so subtly:
It’s pronounced “Lë-Oh”not “Lay-Oh”.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 10, 2025 4:20 PM |
I'd be Pope Snazzy
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 10, 2025 4:20 PM |
“BTW”, not “BYW”.
Sigh!!! 😔
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 10, 2025 4:21 PM |
Lenny
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 10, 2025 4:24 PM |
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Lenny, R12!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 10, 2025 4:25 PM |
😉, R13
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 10, 2025 4:27 PM |
Innocent
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 10, 2025 4:46 PM |
Alexander
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 10, 2025 6:07 PM |
Rocco
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 10, 2025 6:10 PM |
Mary
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 10, 2025 6:19 PM |
Pope Trumpsucks.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 10, 2025 6:22 PM |
Ondine 666
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 10, 2025 6:27 PM |
Pope Annarope (with a tip of the hat to R4)
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 10, 2025 6:28 PM |
Jesus Junior
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 10, 2025 6:53 PM |
Luscious Velour
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 10, 2025 7:20 PM |
Jeff - we don’t abuse people, usually have weed, and don’t try to worry peasants about a scary afterlife when the Teacher said we should love one another and enjoy our bee-like lives.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 10, 2025 7:23 PM |
Pope Gloryhole
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 10, 2025 9:02 PM |
I would sell naming rights to the highest bidder. Say hello to Pope BetterHelp.com!
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 10, 2025 11:43 PM |
Goes the Weasel
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 10, 2025 11:49 PM |
Pope Moshe.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 10, 2025 11:58 PM |
Sebastian
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 11, 2025 12:28 AM |
They should retire names that have been used too many times and stop using Roman numerals above IIII. While they're at it, if the can't find a Pope who wasn't enabling pedophiles then just don't have one.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 11, 2025 11:39 AM |
I went to Georgetown, and 4 of my friends became priests (and 1 a nun). Several of them had already picked out their papal names as 20-year olds.
One declared that he wanted to set tongues wagging just by his name selection. He intended to be known as Pope Pius XII and would declare the prior Pius the 12th as an antipope. The earlier Pius the 12th had signed a treaty with the Nazis in 1933 pledging neutrality and inaction to Nazi aspirations. The Vatican stood on the sidelines while over 10 million Europeans (Jews, Gypsies, the handicapped, gays and other undesirables) were slaughtered in the Holocaust.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 11, 2025 12:35 PM |
[quote]I wonder if it's something that these cardinals daydream about. Or maybe it comes up at parties (I assume cardinals go to parties occasionally)
It is tattooed on their ass they day they enter the priesthood.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 11, 2025 12:46 PM |
It would go against convention, but why not Sisyphus. Touches on both sissy and fussy.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 11, 2025 2:07 PM |
Pope Eternal Eldergay with style and radiance
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 11, 2025 2:26 PM |
Pope Atheist
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 11, 2025 3:37 PM |
Fabulina the First
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 11, 2025 4:22 PM |
Pope Piel
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 11, 2025 4:24 PM |
Pope Aroni
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 11, 2025 4:33 PM |
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