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You farted in Kroger yesterday

๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ‘ƒ ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿฅ–

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by Anonymousreply 18May 10, 2025 7:08 PM

โ€œThe life of the heterosexualโ€ฆโ€

by Anonymousreply 1May 10, 2025 3:54 PM

What a sicko. The minute someone does that in front of me I break up with them, leave them, ignore them.

by Anonymousreply 2May 10, 2025 3:57 PM

Shopping in a Kroger is for the poors.

by Anonymousreply 3May 10, 2025 4:23 PM

And this kids, is how I met your father.

by Anonymousreply 4May 10, 2025 4:29 PM

Who says true love is dead?

by Anonymousreply 5May 10, 2025 4:31 PM

Oh, her.

We call her the Cabbage Rose of Kroger.

by Anonymousreply 6May 10, 2025 4:36 PM

Love, Your Magic Smell is Everywhere!

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by Anonymousreply 7May 10, 2025 4:38 PM

Kroger gives me gas.

by Anonymousreply 8May 10, 2025 4:39 PM

Smell her!

by Anonymousreply 9May 10, 2025 4:44 PM

You are trying to gas-light me, arenโ€™t you, Mister?

by Anonymousreply 10May 10, 2025 4:50 PM

Kroger, just met her!

by Anonymousreply 11May 10, 2025 4:51 PM

Maybe it was Gucci Kroger, letโ€™s not get too snotty.

by Anonymousreply 12May 10, 2025 5:01 PM

[quote]Two cleanups in Aisle 1, Bread. One lady- brown and one spoogey from a scatman.

by Anonymousreply 13May 10, 2025 6:46 PM

Where there's Kroger smoke there's dung fire.

by Anonymousreply 14May 10, 2025 6:47 PM

Was it the MurderKroger in Atlanta?

by Anonymousreply 15May 10, 2025 6:50 PM

aka Freddy Kroger

by Anonymousreply 16May 10, 2025 6:52 PM

Bahahaha!

by Anonymousreply 17May 10, 2025 7:03 PM

Now it's the Farty Kroger.

by Anonymousreply 18May 10, 2025 7:08 PM
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