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I’m eating week-old Chinese food

Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 12May 10, 2025 4:26 AM

You’re going to die

by Anonymousreply 1May 10, 2025 2:38 AM

Eh, I had a burrito yesterday with some leftover brisket from Easter.

It was delicious, still.

by Anonymousreply 2May 10, 2025 2:38 AM

Doesn’t the microwave kill germs?

by Anonymousreply 3May 10, 2025 2:40 AM

Better get a book or magazine for the commode, dude - you're gonna shit yourself silly

by Anonymousreply 4May 10, 2025 2:41 AM

Ho Lee Fuk! Sum ting wong!

by Anonymousreply 5May 10, 2025 3:02 AM

Fat whores, beware of “Fried Rice Syndrome”!

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by Anonymousreply 6May 10, 2025 3:09 AM

Me love you long time!

by Anonymousreply 7May 10, 2025 3:33 AM

Are you the Panda Express family meal guy?

by Anonymousreply 8May 10, 2025 3:35 AM

Yes, I'm jealous! I'm sitting here eating fried eggs and toast.

by Anonymousreply 9May 10, 2025 3:42 AM

Week old? OP, you like living dangerously.

by Anonymousreply 10May 10, 2025 4:09 AM

If there was fish involved, stick your finger down your throat now!

by Anonymousreply 11May 10, 2025 4:20 AM

Can I have your stuff, OP?

by Anonymousreply 12May 10, 2025 4:26 AM
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